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List of Holiday Gifts

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stoicfaux
#81 - 2012-12-21 01:13:12 UTC  |  Edited by: stoicfaux
Nene Ryuseika wrote:
Key pass to open the door doesn't actually do anything

That one must be CCP's gift to jita scammers


The Door... And more door, because one does not simply... eerrh, never mind.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Mr Pragmatic
#82 - 2012-12-21 01:18:50 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Nene Ryuseika wrote:
Key pass to open the door doesn't actually do anything

That one must be CCP's gift to jita scammers


The Door... And more door, because one does not simply... eerrh, never mind.




made me actually lol,

+1

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#83 - 2012-12-21 01:32:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
ITT: whiners who want CCP to give 300,000 of something to destroy the market with, n00bs, people who can't manage a year of game time without having 5 remaps, and thankfully, people who are tickled by this little show of humor from those who hide from us all year making the game a better place to play.

Boots.ini LOL! I love this stuff!

Mr Epeen Cool
Daelorn
State War Academy
Caldari State
#84 - 2012-12-21 01:51:52 UTC
If you guys are seriously going to ***** this much about free stuff then please unsubscribe.

I love the gifts I got, reminds me of some of the things that have happened in EVE during my time playing.

Concordokken, Boots.ini, Public Portrait: How To
Skawl
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#85 - 2012-12-21 01:57:21 UTC
Darvaleth Sigma wrote:
Do people seriously not understand light-hearted jokes? Honestly, get over yourselves. Did you all think you were entitled to getting Carriers in your gift box?

Even if you did all get Carriers you'd then go and make threads complaining about the price-drop in Carriers. Or you'd call for their nerfing, or complain in some other equally childish fashion.

I happen to *love* these presents. They're hilarious, and show a sense of good-natured banter between player and company that is rarely found these days.

/counter-rant


This was more eloquent than what I was going to write so I'll just quote it instead.
MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2012-12-21 02:40:22 UTC
These gifts were actually very clever. I'm going to enjoy collecting them Bear.

Successfully doinitwrong™ since 2006.

Lance Fonulique
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#87 - 2012-12-21 02:47:00 UTC
MatrixSkye Mk2 wrote:
These gifts were actually very clever. I'm going to enjoy collecting them Bear.



Agreed. I love collecting things, useless or not i love them and i think CCP did a good job with it.
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#88 - 2012-12-21 03:07:31 UTC
Well I got the equivalent to a lump of coal :P
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#89 - 2012-12-21 04:13:24 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Well I got the equivalent to a lump of coal :P


What?

What, a piece of Carbon?




DMC
Samantha Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#90 - 2012-12-21 05:34:45 UTC
I only wish there was an item with a link/reference to this yearly whine thread. That's a gift that always delivers. Lol

Thanks CCP! Loved the gifts!
Vipereus Argent
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#91 - 2012-12-21 06:10:52 UTC
Out of curiosity, if I were not to redeem these items on any of my characters but have an active account and log in, would these items expire after the deadline and no longer be redeemable? I remember seeing that on the snowball launcher/snowballs.
Goran Konjich
Krompany
#92 - 2012-12-21 08:30:21 UTC
Just sayin' that gifts are really great.

I'm looking forward for next iteration. Blink

I'm a diplomat. Sometimes i throw 425mm wide briefcases at enemy. Such is EVE.

Awesome Tough Guy
Doomheim
#93 - 2012-12-21 08:50:09 UTC
Whine about free stuff best whine
Michael1995
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#94 - 2012-12-21 09:30:15 UTC
ITT: People crying they got free stuff.

BTW, a dab of imagination and you have a nice scam on your hands. Pirate

Selling WH CFC Standings 10b/month for +10 with: Lazerhawks, Hard Knocks, Overwatch This, Many Vacancies, Golden Showers, Friendly Probes, Isogen Memed.

Join up for swag C3 Gila/Osprey ratting fleets daily! We also rent C2s out with CV effect!

Oi Brigade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2012-12-21 15:34:51 UTC
Daelorn wrote:
If you guys are seriously going to ***** this much about free stuff then please unsubscribe.

I love the gifts I got, reminds me of some of the things that have happened in EVE during my time playing.

Concordokken, Boots.ini, Public Portrait: How To


LOL @ telling people to unsubscribe to an already low subscription game.

CCP I want to thank you for putting resources and time into creating useless items rather then fixing or improving game mechanics! This is the strategy that will increase subscriptions! CHEERS!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#96 - 2012-12-21 15:37:48 UTC
I got an Ashimmu with faction tackle fitted. Thank you santee!
Filo Beddoe
Green Void Inc
#97 - 2012-12-21 18:36:41 UTC
As a new player of 2 months, it would be entertaining if someone would start a thread explaining the inside joke on some of these gifts. I'm not complaining, just curious about the stories.
Roger Dew
TOILET'DUCK PRODUCTIONS
#98 - 2012-12-21 18:42:17 UTC
LCPL Franklin wrote:
You guys seem kinda ungrateful, at the worst this stuff hocks for an okay price. Whats funny is what you DONT see. I could easily be wrong but I think theres more then you see here. The keycard I got for example. Is the only Special edition commoditiy that also has a blueprint listed that it as yet unavailable. This may sound familiar to some older players; CCP has definitely seeded unavailable blueprints in preparation for items to come. There is also a door in your captains quarters which when you try to open declares the "station air is not yet decontaminated for capsuleers" YET, being the operative word. The description of the keycard also basically says its for this very door. The other items like the doughnut holder and thorax model i got seem like they would do well to add some originality to a personal space ie your captains quarters. My theory is in the future capsuleers will be able to purchase a more permenent residence at stations. Items will be made available to customize your personal space and the keycard will allow you access (and likely prevent anyone from robbing your place while your out). Of course its just a theory. what would I know?


Nothing, clearly.
Roger Dew
TOILET'DUCK PRODUCTIONS
#99 - 2012-12-21 18:42:38 UTC
Filo Beddoe wrote:
As a new player of 2 months, it would be entertaining if someone would start a thread explaining the inside joke on some of these gifts. I'm not complaining, just curious about the stories.


Don't worry about it, they're **** that's all you need to know.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#100 - 2012-12-21 19:49:41 UTC
Filo Beddoe wrote:
As a new player of 2 months, it would be entertaining if someone would start a thread explaining the inside joke on some of these gifts. I'm not complaining, just curious about the stories.


Jester has you covered http://jestertrek.blogspot.ca/2012/12/special-edition-assets.html