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Don Aubaris

Likes received: 140

#1 - 2012-12-20 20:52:46 UTC

So let's look a the gifts from CCP :

* A book : "Public Portrait : How to ". Right. Are they trying to tell me something??? But I'll hit back. I'll send them 'Game Design for Dummies'. That will show them.

* A piece of carbon. Finally a confirmation that they read my forum-posts.

* A pair of female boots. I've told them before. I don't cross-dress to satisfy the sick fantasy of some CCP-devs! They just don't listen.

* A Sukuuvestaa Heron. Bloody hell. A Caldari faction ship. I'm a Gallente pilot. What do I do with a blasted caldari ship? I always suspeced those devs to be Caldari-lovers. Just see what they did to my drones. What do you mean I need to turn it and the message becomes clear? Ah. like that. A side-view. Oooh. It's giving me the finger ! Or atleast I hope that is a finger. Not so sure considering those boots above. Where is that sexual harassment form ?!?

* 3 cards with names. Clearly a kill list. I'm not a pvp-er so it's probably a list of some suggestions for easy kills. Somehow I think they are setting me up.

* Snowballs...I'm sure that just another sick joke about drone-survivability. Yeah. Yeah. They melt as ice. I get it.

* An implant. Don't they know that I don't have a hole open for that. What? What do you mean they want me to use the other hole? What? WHAT???? THOSE < BEEEEPS >. I'LL < CENSORED >

Thx for the gifts and a Merry Chrismas to all Big smile

Disclamer : yes this is humor. Or atleast an attempt to it .

The Lollercaust 0
Dannes Xadi The Lollercaust Likes received: 0	#2 - 2012-12-20 20:57:03 UTC Yeah I got a minnie ship and I'm an amarr pilot. lol.

C C P C C P Alliance 4,484
CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance Likes received: 4,484	#3 - 2012-12-20 20:58:20 UTC 7 I laughed. :) Merry Christmas good sir! @CCP_FoxFour // Technical Designer // Team Tech Co Third-party developer? Check out the official developers site for dev blogs, resources, and more.

State War Academy Caldari State 455
Jorma Morkkis State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 455	#4 - 2012-12-20 21:09:36 UTC \| Edited by: Jorma Morkkis 1 Dannes Xadi wrote: Yeah I got a minnie ship and I'm an amarr pilot. lol. My Amarr pilot got Heron. My Caldari pilot got Imicus. My Gallente pilot got Magnate. So it looks like it's just random.

Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. 1,257
lanyaie Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. Likes received: 1,257	#5 - 2012-12-20 21:12:44 UTC hmm intresting Spaceprincess People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Cordana Inc. 2
Timcoden Cordana Cordana Inc. Likes received: 2	#6 - 2012-12-20 21:13:28 UTC I got a Sukuuvestaa Heron. And female boots. What on earth do I do with the boots.ini?

Assasinated Zombies 28
Maximus Reborn Assasinated Zombies Likes received: 28	#7 - 2012-12-20 21:14:06 UTC 6 I got a Button, Lent, and a Werther's Original.. Same thing my grandma gave me /o\ CCP are you Grandma?

Steel Heart Industries 95
Nomzi Nomnialli Steel Heart Industries Likes received: 95	#8 - 2012-12-20 21:14:07 UTC Funny :)

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 29,245
Surfin's PlunderBunny Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 29,245	#9 - 2012-12-20 21:14:45 UTC 1 I got a tank of honor "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has? http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny


Timcoden Cordana Cordana Inc. Likes received: 2	#10 - 2012-12-20 21:34:21 UTC Huh, my second account got nothing but snowballs and a launcher.

Bat Country Pandemic Horde 19,001
baltec1 Bat Country Pandemic Horde Likes received: 19,001	#11 - 2012-12-20 21:42:24 UTC 1 I got Tuxford's button, a shuttle for idiots guide and a subscription to military experts mag

Malphilos

State War Academy

Caldari State

Likes received: 383

#12 - 2012-12-20 21:46:54 UTC

Jorma Morkkis wrote:

Dannes Xadi wrote:

Yeah I got a minnie ship and I'm an amarr pilot. lol.

My Amarr pilot got Heron.
My Caldari pilot got Imicus.
My Gallente pilot got Magnate.

So it looks like it's just random.

Feh, be glad for variety. ALL of my accounts got almost precisely the same thing. One card different over all accounts.

Damn kids will probably be fighting over it too...

Sebiestor Tribe 65
Kalishka Ulsguld Sebiestor Tribe Likes received: 65	#13 - 2012-12-20 21:47:54 UTC \| Edited by: Kalishka Ulsguld 1 Some prankster gave me the Twilight saga! Must have been naughty this year! Edit: In fairness, I'm scrathing my head as much as the next person over these cards. Still though, it's nice to get a few surprises in the cargo deck.

The Scope Gallente Federation 74
Lord Wiggin The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 74	#14 - 2012-12-20 21:50:55 UTC 1 Virtual trading cards in EVE....So much for the cold harsh universe?

JamesCLK

Likes received: 336

#15 - 2012-12-20 21:55:18 UTC

My gift was equipped with the following:

HIGH:
01 x Inner Zone Shipping Imicus
01 x NAGIVATION FOR DUMMIES

MEDIUM:
01 x NEO YC 114: 8 CAS
01 x NEO YC 114: AFRICA'S FINEST
01 x NEO YC 114: ASINE HITAMA'S TEAM

LOW:
01 x GENOLUTION CORE AUGMENTATION CA-1
01 x SHIP FITTING GUIDE

DRONES:
01 x *SNEAKS IN A CLASSIC*

UPGRADES
01 x MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL

-- -.-- / -.-. .-.. --- -. . / .. ... / - --- --- / . -..- .--. . -. ... .. ...- . / - --- / ..- -. -.. --- -.-. -.- / ... - --- .--. / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... . -. -.. / .... . .-.. .--. / ... - --- .--.

The Order of Anoyia 1,714
Mara Pahrdi The Order of Anoyia Likes received: 1,714	#16 - 2012-12-20 22:22:28 UTC \| Edited by: Mara Pahrdi 2 The fitting for the Armor-Shield Raven was pretty awesome . Merry crhistmas to all of EVE and thanks for the gifts! Remove standings and insurance.

Joelleaveek

Center for Advanced Studies

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 270

#17 - 2012-12-20 22:50:40 UTC

JamesCLK wrote:

This is the exact box all of my characters got.

Aries Munitions and Defense 624
Marie Hartinez Aries Munitions and Defense Likes received: 624	#18 - 2012-12-20 23:08:11 UTC 2 Got the following: - Military Experts and You - Rules of Engagement - Shuttle Piloting for Dummies Is CCP trying to tell me something? I mean, I know I suck at PVP, but really CCP? Do you have to rub it in? Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

witchking42

Doomheim

Likes received: 218

#19 - 2012-12-20 23:42:26 UTC

Joelleaveek wrote:

JamesCLK wrote:

This is the exact box all of my characters got.

Same here!


Surfin's PlunderBunny Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 29,245	#20 - 2012-12-20 23:45:06 UTC 1 I also got a thing that can be refined into "A handful of stars" whatever that is "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has? http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

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