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NASA continues its assault on the peace loving Moon people

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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#21 - 2012-12-19 12:49:08 UTC
Actually the moon has been swedish property since the 1700's, we traded it with finland and norway.
They got their freedom and we got the moon, both nations just agreed to keep up the pretence while we build the secret moon base.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-12-19 13:02:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
Shall we wait a few ice ages for your super heavy, yet amazingly safe volvo rockets to take off now that Saab is gone?

The Moon men will have invaded by then! They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Elias Greyhand
#23 - 2012-12-19 13:26:42 UTC
Graygor wrote:
They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!


We have flags and guns; how can we fail!?

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-12-19 14:12:23 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Graygor wrote:
They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!


We have flags and guns; how can we fail!?


Dont forget spankingly good moustaches and red jackets. Plus the pith helmets add +5% to awesome and we British have it at VI. Cool

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#25 - 2012-12-19 15:01:50 UTC
OK, but in 50 years don't complain about all of the moonmen immigrating into Britain. Smile
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-12-19 15:08:27 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
OK, but in 50 years don't complain about all of the moonmen immigrating into Britain. Smile


I promise nothing!

But moon food will probably become the UKs favourite dish.

But Pot Noodle shall always be the food of Britain. Innit?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Elias Greyhand
#27 - 2012-12-19 16:29:44 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Graygor wrote:
They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!


We have flags and guns; how can we fail!?


Dont forget spankingly good moustaches and red jackets. Plus the pith helmets add +5% to awesome and we British have it at VI. Cool


This instills in me the urge to go play Empire Total War.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."

Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#28 - 2012-12-19 18:21:26 UTC
NASA should just put a POS in Sol P3M1
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#29 - 2012-12-19 19:53:31 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I thought that was the Reptilians... now you got me all confused Sad


My sources indicate that the Moon people are also being ruled by the Reptilian shapeshifters.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-12-19 21:41:10 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I thought that was the Reptilians... now you got me all confused Sad


My sources indicate that the Moon people are also being ruled by the Reptilian shapeshifters.


They rule all! Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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stoicfaux
#31 - 2012-12-19 23:15:21 UTC
Moon "People"? What national or international body has recognized non Terran Humans as "people"?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#32 - 2012-12-20 00:39:00 UTC
Unless our moon is filled with technetium, Goons will be uninterested.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-12-20 00:54:12 UTC
We can all go to the moon now! Big smile

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/121191-NASA-Veterans-Try-Their-Hands-at-Lunar-Tourism

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#34 - 2012-12-20 14:53:28 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Shall we wait a few ice ages for your super heavy, yet amazingly safe volvo rockets to take off now that Saab is gone?

The Moon men will have invaded by then! They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!



Why do you think NASA is bombing?, it's cause they fear our uber safe Volvo rockets. They want our knowledge on how to make safe and fuel efficient rockets..
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#35 - 2012-12-21 19:31:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Rana Ash wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Shall we wait a few ice ages for your super heavy, yet amazingly safe volvo rockets to take off now that Saab is gone?

The Moon men will have invaded by then! They must be civilized with Victorian British efficiency!



Why do you think NASA is bombing?, it's cause they fear our uber safe Volvo rockets. They want our knowledge on how to make safe and fuel efficient rockets..

Bah, safety. It's overrated and way too expensive anyway. A few accidental maimings and killing should never stand in the way of making a good affordable product!
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#36 - 2012-12-21 19:44:22 UTC
we should just send monkeys.

monkeys wearing chainmail and cloaks. cloaks with the earth day logo on them.

yes, i think this is a good idea.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#37 - 2012-12-21 22:29:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
This guy could make that monkey armor. I want the Seven Samurai Mice.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#38 - 2012-12-21 22:33:33 UTC
oh my gosh...kitty armor! that is adorable! i'm buying some.
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