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NASA continues its assault on the peace loving Moon people
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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#1 - 2012-12-18 18:21:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Necran
By crashing two more probes into it.

There's actually a long history of this, beginning with the Apollo missions. The first thing they crashed into it, was a lunar lander, which caused the moon to "ring like a bell" for 30 minutes after, according to official NASA documents. Seriously.

So, could the bizarre interior of the moon be why they keep crashing things into it, or is this just the latest move in a centuries old feud between the people of Earth and the Moon people? I mean, who do these 'Moon people' think they are, anyway? Always up there on their shiny moon, looking down at us in the mud here. Who knows what they're plotting up there. Could be anything. We can't afford to find out later. Frequent bombing is the only way to ensure peace continues between our civilizations.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-12-18 18:27:53 UTC
I live in New Eden and where is this?

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Elias Greyhand
#3 - 2012-12-18 20:32:06 UTC
The Moon.. Where the Cheese comes from?

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#4 - 2012-12-18 20:36:30 UTC
you know, from the moon's perspective...the earth would be the shiny thing up in the sky and THEY would be ones in the mud.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#5 - 2012-12-18 20:47:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Necran
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
you know, from the moon's perspective...the earth would be the shiny thing up in the sky and THEY would be ones in the mud.


Oh, they wouldn't dream of having mud up there. They're too good for it. Evil "Mud is for lowly Earth people" i bet they say.

They're probably all proud of their craters and dust and weird moon **** like that. Goddamned moon people. The more i think about them the angrier i become. Benevolent or not, we simply must bomb them to protect our way of life.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Elias Greyhand
#6 - 2012-12-18 20:54:45 UTC
Supposedly Moon Rock is much more valuable than the regular Earth kind.

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#7 - 2012-12-18 21:27:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Necran
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Supposedly Moon Rock is much more valuable than the regular Earth kind.


Indeed it is, according to the media and 'scientists' who are trying to condition people to think everything Moon related is better. You see it everywhere: Moon glorification. We're supposed to be all " Wow, the Moon is so nice. Earth is terrible in comparison", and i'm not having any of it. Anyone who hates Earth rocks and thinks Moon rocks are better should just leave Earth for their precious Moon.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-12-18 21:29:13 UTC
oh Earth's moon?
that place sucks.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#9 - 2012-12-18 21:54:48 UTC
I hear that the Moon people have been planning for a visit to Earth for a while now. Their space Zeppelins are awesome. Bear

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#10 - 2012-12-18 22:31:57 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
you know, from the moon's perspective...the earth would be the shiny thing up in the sky and THEY would be ones in the mud.


Oh, they wouldn't dream of having mud up there. They're too good for it.


they just need a little water is all. with a little water the moon would be ALL mud.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#11 - 2012-12-18 22:36:30 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
they just need a little water is all. with a little water the moon would be ALL mud.


They got plenty of water. All in ice form, though. What kind of people keep all their water frozen?

Everything about them is so bizarre. Why can't they just be normal?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-12-18 22:39:33 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Supposedly Moon Rock is much more valuable than the regular Earth kind.


Also toxic

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#13 - 2012-12-19 02:12:05 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
they just need a little water is all. with a little water the moon would be ALL mud.


They got plenty of water. All in ice form, though. What kind of people keep all their water frozen?

Everything about them is so bizarre. Why can't they just be normal?


space heaters, then? they are on sale at menards.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#14 - 2012-12-19 02:54:08 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
space heaters, then? they are on sale at menards.


Yes.

But we must keep our plans secret. Much of the government is in the pocket of the Moon people. This will be the last we speak of it. Trust no one.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-12-19 03:41:01 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
space heaters, then? they are on sale at menards.


Yes.

But we must keep our plans secret. Much of the government is in the pocket of the Moon people. This will be the last we speak of it. Trust no one.


I thought that was the Reptilians... now you got me all confused Sad

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-12-19 03:50:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
As an British Imperialist i must condemn this naked American aggression towards these moon men.

It is the duty of all Enlightened Peoples to better our poor beknightened Lunar neighbours through free trade and cultural exchange.

I suggest a British trade mission be established and trade commence. To further trade we must become friendly with the local nobility and grant upon them such titles that are deserving of gentlemoonmen.

We should then train their armies, for the moon men are the bravest warriors in the solar system when led by white officers. Should the need be necessary to move these armies under direct British control then so be it.

Once there is security we can begin improving the backwards moon folk by giving them railways, telegraphy and sexual diseases.

And through this tried and tested method the moon men shall be welcomed to Enlightened Society... or else!

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-12-19 04:06:55 UTC
Graygor wrote:
As an British Imperialist i must condemn this naked American aggression towards these moon men.

It is the duty of all Enlightened Peoples to better our poor beknightened Lunar neighbours through free trade and cultural exchange.

I suggest a British trade mission be established and trade commence. To further trade we must become friendly with the local nobility and grant upon them such titles that are deserving of gentlemoonmen.

We should then train their armies, for the moon men are the bravest warriors in the solar system when led by white officers. Should the need be necessary to move these armies under direct British control then so be it.

Once there is security we can begin improving the backwards moon folk by giving them railways, telegraphy and sexual diseases.

And through this tried and tested method the moon men shall be welcomed to Enlightened Society... or else!


i'm half dutch so I see through this british facade Evil

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-12-19 04:13:39 UTC
You had your chance!

The moon rubber is ours! Not yours!

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"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-12-19 04:17:24 UTC
Graygor wrote:
You had your chance!

The moon rubber is ours! Not yours!


You can't claim **** in space if you've never been Cool

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-12-19 04:20:14 UTC
Gunboat diplomacy it is!

Infact... i cba. Lets join forces and go beat up the French and Spanish.

Tally-ho!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

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