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EVE: A Zero calorie, low cost alternative to Pizza.
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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-12-18 01:59:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
I just got an e-mail from Papa Johns (American Pizza Company) that stated that they want me back. Shocked I checked my credit record and it does appear that the day I started playing EVE was the last time I purchased pizza.

Why would anyone stop eating Pizza?

Its "greezee" according to my ventrilo peeps. Certainly one major issue was the lack of keyboard co-existence.
Secondly in the last year I managed to gain a few extra (106) pounds eating 5 to 11 pizzas per week.

Without food you would die, what would you eat in lieu of Pizza?

I switched over to the school of "forks" I buy Bird's Eye (American Veggie Company) instant dinner in a bag.

Basically it works like this:
1) Open Bag
2) Pour Bag into Bowl
3) nuke it for 3:30
4) Use a fork to eat it
5) Bowl sits happily next to the keyboard, fork stored within the bowl.

According to the estimates my 12 meat pizza is about 15,000 calories per pie. According to instant dinner bag my new meal is about 800 calories.

My conclusion: EVE represents a 95% reduction in calorie intake.

Since my switch from Pizza to instant dinner I have lost 41 pounds. EVE for a longer life!

Now with 100% less Troll.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-12-18 02:08:53 UTC
Tom Gerard wrote:
EVE for a longer life!


My liver would like to have a word.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-12-18 02:12:11 UTC
Another trufax thread brought to you by Tom Gerard. +1

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Etherealclams
#4 - 2012-12-18 02:27:12 UTC
Sometimes your posts suck. Other times their alright. and... Well sometimes there's this. Idk how categorize to put this in.

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Natsett Amuinn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-12-18 02:32:52 UTC
That's a lot of pizza.

Don't ever do that again.
Hae Sung
#6 - 2012-12-18 02:45:42 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Tom Gerard wrote:
EVE for a longer life!


My liver would like to have a word.



This.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-12-18 05:30:45 UTC
Quote:
EVE for a longer life!



My wasted life and the rope i bought would like a word
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Mr Pragmatic
#8 - 2012-12-18 09:16:22 UTC
lol, Pizza is soooo good.

I will never quit you....never....my precious....

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-12-18 09:21:38 UTC
Beneful is by far the most nutritious choice.

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#10 - 2012-12-18 11:17:43 UTC
You may be eating less pizza, but you also have to get out of your chair once in a while. Eve is not so good for that.
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#11 - 2012-12-18 11:19:21 UTC
Confirming I was eating Pizza and Killing People last night.... Greasy Keyboard Lol

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-12-18 11:51:19 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
You may be eating less pizza, but you also have to get out of your chair once in a while. Eve is not so good for that.


Smoking is.

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GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-12-18 12:10:55 UTC
:Learn2cook: Yesterday I made a homemade vegetarian chilli, with my own 11 pepper chilli blend. Served with rice and a touch of soured cream. Hell yes. (Oh and it was pretty healthy too not that I particularly care, taste > health)

Get out with your Birds Eye meals and terrible pizza.
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#14 - 2012-12-18 20:53:41 UTC
GallowsCalibrator wrote:
:Learn2cook: Yesterday I made a homemade vegetarian chilli, with my own 11 pepper chilli blend. Served with rice and a touch of soured cream. Hell yes. (Oh and it was pretty healthy too not that I particularly care, taste > health)

Get out with your Birds Eye meals and terrible pizza.



TIL There are 11 kinds of peppers!

Now with 100% less Troll.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#15 - 2012-12-18 21:04:44 UTC
you gained 106 pounds in a year?! that is incredible.

i'd like to lose about 15lbs...i don't think instant dinners are the correct path to this goal though lol
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-12-18 21:55:54 UTC
If you were going to eat Pizza, why would it be at Papa John's?

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