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Hobbit Reviews....new at #83

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Shalua Rui
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#61 - 2012-12-14 12:05:21 UTC
Well, movie bob liked it, and he usually hits my staste, so...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6620-The-Hobbit-An-Unexpected-Journey?utm_source=videos&utm_medium=index_carousel&utm_campaign=all

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2012-12-14 12:07:00 UTC
Tara Read wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Brace yourselves.

Most of it apparently feels like Peter Jackson's "Slow Boat to Skull Island".

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/59869


This review is full of ****. Pure utter ****. I just returned from the midnight release and (yes even as a nasty Pirate) I teared up several times. I'm a major lotr fan and Tolkien was my childhood growing up. My grandmother turned me to the Hobbit as a book when I was very young so naturally it's something kind of sacred.

The movie doesn't disappoint in the least. I would however recommend to NOT see it in 3D and rather just traditionally. I personally find 3D to be a gimmick and takes away from the quality and detailing of the film so I saw it in 2D. The sets are gorgeous. I was literally blown away by Eredor and the detailing of the Lonely Mountain. It was about on par with Minas Tirith and that's saying something.

The movie is NOT Lord Of The Rings. Those going in expecting massive battles or a dark determined plot are going to be disappointed. However those whom have read the book will be thoroughly pleased. Jackson does an amazing and I mean AMAZING job of tying in the little details such as Dol Guldur and the "Necromancer."

The reasoning why these critics are giving it such crap is because Jackson is building upon the tensions leading up to the War Of The Ring. he is revealing Saurons growing power, The White Council, Gandalf's concern over a growing darkness where as Sauraman see's nothing.

I'm certain we will see the development of Aragorn as a young man and even Denethor and Gondor's early struggles to set the stage probably at the end film of this trilogy.

This film also gives definition to characters and added depth that enriches them in LOTR such as Sauraman The White or Elrond. You see personality and yes even Gandalf has added depth especially in one particular scene where I don't think there was a dry eye in the theater. I won't spoil it but let's just say it has to do with a simple question as to why Bilbo was chosen to go on the quest.

Thorin Oakenshield and Bilbo as characters are portrayed wonderfully and I was very surprised at the level of depth shown in Thorin.

Don't let these snobby prudes deter you. It was a wonderful film and one everyone who has read the book NEEDS to see. If you go in expecting the Hobbit that is what you will get. A film with emotion and character development that I could only put on par with that of Lincoln for films of 2012.

Please go see it.


This.

Id like to add that the 3d is really only good in parts so i share the sentiments. For me until we have full holographic 3d, 3d on a 2d screen is a gimmick.

This film doesnt just nail the hobbit book it nails the spirit and surrounding story. Jackson has done an amazing job and yes, this is not LOTR.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#63 - 2012-12-14 12:10:41 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Tara Read wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Brace yourselves.

Most of it apparently feels like Peter Jackson's "Slow Boat to Skull Island".

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/59869


This review is full of ****. Pure utter ****. I just returned from the midnight release and (yes even as a nasty Pirate) I teared up several times. I'm a major lotr fan and Tolkien was my childhood growing up. My grandmother turned me to the Hobbit as a book when I was very young so naturally it's something kind of sacred.

The movie doesn't disappoint in the least. I would however recommend to NOT see it in 3D and rather just traditionally. I personally find 3D to be a gimmick and takes away from the quality and detailing of the film so I saw it in 2D. The sets are gorgeous. I was literally blown away by Eredor and the detailing of the Lonely Mountain. It was about on par with Minas Tirith and that's saying something.

The movie is NOT Lord Of The Rings. Those going in expecting massive battles or a dark determined plot are going to be disappointed. However those whom have read the book will be thoroughly pleased. Jackson does an amazing and I mean AMAZING job of tying in the little details such as Dol Guldur and the "Necromancer."

The reasoning why these critics are giving it such crap is because Jackson is building upon the tensions leading up to the War Of The Ring. he is revealing Saurons growing power, The White Council, Gandalf's concern over a growing darkness where as Sauraman see's nothing.

I'm certain we will see the development of Aragorn as a young man and even Denethor and Gondor's early struggles to set the stage probably at the end film of this trilogy.

This film also gives definition to characters and added depth that enriches them in LOTR such as Sauraman The White or Elrond. You see personality and yes even Gandalf has added depth especially in one particular scene where I don't think there was a dry eye in the theater. I won't spoil it but let's just say it has to do with a simple question as to why Bilbo was chosen to go on the quest.

Thorin Oakenshield and Bilbo as characters are portrayed wonderfully and I was very surprised at the level of depth shown in Thorin.

Don't let these snobby prudes deter you. It was a wonderful film and one everyone who has read the book NEEDS to see. If you go in expecting the Hobbit that is what you will get. A film with emotion and character development that I could only put on par with that of Lincoln for films of 2012.

Please go see it.


This.

Id like to add that the 3d is really only good in parts so i share the sentiments. For me until we have full holographic 3d, 3d on a 2d screen is a gimmick.

This film doesnt just nail the hobbit book it nails the spirit and surrounding story. Jackson has done an amazing job and yes, this is not LOTR.



Spirit I think is the perfect term explaining the beauty behind this film. It keeps true to the story and the feeling of the book which is a rarity in book based films.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2012-12-14 12:15:28 UTC
As my friend said after we watched it. Someone should send this to George Lucas with the note:


THIS is how you do a prequel!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

pussnheels
Viziam
#65 - 2012-12-14 12:17:37 UTC
well i am going to watch it tonight with my kids ,

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2012-12-14 12:21:29 UTC
You wont be dIsappointed.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#67 - 2012-12-14 14:22:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Yeah I was kinda surprised with the review myself. I've been reading Mick LaSalle for over a decade and when covering LOTR, he said somewhere along the line he had read all of the books. Although like most, I highly doubt he read the Appendices or the 13-Volume "History of Middle Earth" which contains the unpublished writings from which a lot of the 'new' material is derived from as well. That stuff is great for those to whom this has great appeal, but for the general public, it would be all a complete bore.

I spent a 2-Year time period reading those 13 volumes. That's the kind of patience I have, but to read most of it one has to have a bit of a background in linguistics and be willing to read through multiple 'only slightly different' draft versions of text and be fascinated by that. Not too many folks there.

Mr. LaSalle seems happy with the last part of the movie that's for sure, but I've been going over some Average Joe reviews, and more than a few of those have hinted at the same "issues".

The problem isn't Peter Jackson making a bad film per se, but films must have a certain tempo to them or boredom can set in no matter how spectacular what you are seeing looks.

See "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" (1979) for a great demonstration of that.

This was the same problem I had with his "King Kong". This was the same problem I had with "The Lovely Bones" (which was just a mis-fire as far as a premise to adapt to make a film, but that's not the problem here).

In those two films he had long stretches where absolutely nothing of import was being delivered and then suddenly a breakneck speed thrown in with back to back action scenes, in "King Kong" in particular. It and "The Lovely Bones" just seemed to alternate between off and on, with no middle ground.

Of course I don't really have a final point here to make, and that would be unfair as I have not seen it.

I guess what I am finding interesting and startling is that in all my decades of studying film, it was truly amazing how during the 3 film run of LOTR, I could practically find no review that was not at least near perfect in judgement. That was great, but really really odd. Exceptional. But it's really hard to get lightening to strike twice. (See George Lucas).

Will I see this ? Yes. And I'm probably going to like it. But I had a feeling that this awkward pacing issue would rear it's head, so I'm fully prepared and it won't be a nasty surprise.

Also, maybe there was no way around this issue due to expanding the story (remember those last 3 words there), and he's figured out a way to iron out whatever is causing both professional and armchair critics to feel as they do this time around. I don't get the feeling that they 'have it out" for Peter just because of the earlier phenomenal success.

They seem just as surprised at the fact this issue would even crop up.

But one thing that has been unanimous: I have not found a single person who has liked the 48 FPS projection rate (only some 3-d versions have it). I really wish Jackson had not made this charming story a "technical" experiment for the format, especially with the odd reactions people had when it was first introduced in the late '70's. Myself included.

Perhaps he is reaching a bit too high there? Time will tell.

Please post your reviews though after seeing it.


edit: cleaned up typos.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#68 - 2012-12-14 14:41:27 UTC



Interesting.

He seems to acknowledge some of the issues that are covered above, but the film was good enough to overcome them for him. He seems to be saying that it sort of self-acknowledges some of these problematic areas. That's probably what I'm going to come away with as well.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#69 - 2012-12-14 22:29:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
From the critic at CNN on the 48 FPS issue (again):

"But there's worse, far worse, for anyone tempted to check out the movie in its 3-D, 48 frames per second incarnation (showcased in approximately 450 premium screens across North America). The theory behind this cutting edge technology -- which doubles the 24 fps that has been standard in movies since the silent era -- is that the faster frame rate allows more luminescence, counterbalancing the loss incurred in 3-D. It's clearer, brighter and more immersive -- in theory. In practice, it's clearer, brighter, and utterly alienating.

I haven't seen the movie screened at 24 fps, but at 48, the grain of film has been replaced by the gloss of high definition video, which gives everything and everyone a fake, plastic sheen.

"An Unexpected Journey" may look sharp in TV showrooms or on your PS3, but in the movie theater the picture's clarity comes at the loss of texture, shading and consistency. Shifts from exteriors to dark interiors are especially jarring. Look also at the dull, flat orange taint that is meant to approximate candle light in numerous scenes, and compare that with the glow you find in "Barry Lyndon," or "Fanny and Alexander," or your own birthday snaps.

Did Jackson embrace 48 fps to keep himself interested, because he knew he was retreading old ground? Is he really blind to the limitations of this technology at this stage of its evolution? I won't say it has no future, but for now this emperor has no clothes. It's a colossal misjudgment. He's put his name to the ugliest film of the year, a $270 million three-hour epic that looks like a TV show ("Teletubbies" was the first to pop into my head, and "Doctor Who" was the most flattering comparison I could come up with.)"


Wow. Pretty unanimous opinions it seems of this one. Be sure to pay for 2D or Regular 3D.

I won't post the rest of the CNN review. It would just upset everyone.



EDIT: just noticed and LOL'ed that the title of an Ingmar Bergman film is a no no ! That is an actual legitimate name for girls. And what about the author and screenwriter of "Fried Green Tomatoes", Fanny Phlagg ? Censorship is a difficult thing to navigate once begun, indeed.

2nd Edit: actually, it turns out she spells it Fannie Phlagg. And she was in "5 Easy Pieces" with Jack Nicholson.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#70 - 2012-12-15 14:04:00 UTC
Welp ? Anyone actually see the film yesterday ?

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Benilopax
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2012-12-16 02:19:53 UTC
I saw it tonight in 2D at regular frame rate, didn't dare experiment, and I had a cracking good time!

Performances were great, effects were great, thought the pace was good overall.

I think it did well as it's own adventure but also sat well within the LotR story too.

Looking forward to two trilogies that will stand well together as a saga of middle earth.

...

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#72 - 2012-12-16 11:36:31 UTC
Wow. Anyone else, or were you not impressed with the film ? Been over 24 hours........

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Aditu Riraille
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2012-12-17 02:59:09 UTC
I am planning to see it with friends on Tuesday, couldn't see dealing with the crush of humanity over the weekend.

"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." T. S. Eliot   

pussnheels
Viziam
#74 - 2012-12-17 10:50:35 UTC
went to watch it this weekend and i was impressed

starts a bit slow if you never read the book but picks up space quickly afterwards
only wish i could see the rest now and not having yo wait another year for the rest

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#75 - 2012-12-17 11:32:49 UTC
Saw it yesterday, loved it.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#76 - 2012-12-17 13:43:58 UTC
pussnheels wrote:
went to watch it this weekend and i was impressed

starts a bit slow if you never read the book but picks up space quickly afterwards
only wish i could see the rest now and not having yo wait another year for the rest



Yeah. "The Desolation of Smaug" will be out December 2013, but "There and Back Again" will thankfully be out only 7 months later in July 2014.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#77 - 2012-12-17 14:08:31 UTC
I deleted a bit of spam from this thread.

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#78 - 2012-12-17 14:14:47 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
I deleted a bit of spam from this thread.

wasn't spam, we had a debate early in the thread and I made a kindly joke here w/o animosity regarding the movie actually not turning out to be a flop as was my position. but whatever spam spam spam yeah... Ugh

I'm in it for the money

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#79 - 2012-12-17 14:17:08 UTC
You left a huge area of white space and no information. It's not the 90's ya know.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#80 - 2012-12-17 14:42:31 UTC
CNN explains to the general public why the story expansions are needed :

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/14/showbiz/movies/hobbit-book-movie-vineyard/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Gandalf just periodically and inexplicably disappearing may work in the book, but that kind of thing is cinematic death. Explanations are needed for filmic logic.

Side note:

I'd love to see Jackson tackle the story of the island of Numenor from the 2nd Age in the Silmarillion. The unfortunate part is Tolkein never actually finished any of the real stories, only the broad history of that era. The stories he wrote all just abruply, rudely end.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882