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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#21 - 2012-12-13 09:33:04 UTC
I heard that they are often to be found in kitchens.....

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Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-12-13 09:33:51 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.



I have no idea. I can't even find a stable one of the same gender.


At least you have found unstable ones.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#23 - 2012-12-13 13:43:05 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.



I have no idea. I can't even find a stable one of the same gender.


At least you have found unstable ones.



Found, yes. Kept, no. Smile

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-12-13 15:21:50 UTC
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.

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GladOS
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-12-13 15:34:35 UTC
Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#26 - 2012-12-13 15:43:47 UTC
GladOS wrote:
http://reykjavik.craigslist.org/m4w/3475504235.html

Oh god that is glorious.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
Niyon Miromme
#27 - 2012-12-13 16:17:20 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


Btw i thought i would tell you that i saw this post about commenting about your witty answer on another post. Thought i would say that and say HIII

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-12-13 16:18:24 UTC
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


Btw i thought i would tell you that i saw this post about commenting about your witty answer on another post. Thought i would say that and say HIII

see? it is witty!

Post with your lick™
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-12-13 16:19:41 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


Btw i thought i would tell you that i saw this post about commenting about your witty answer on another post. Thought i would say that and say HIII

see? it is witty!


It's not witty if you have to tell everyone about it. That's just pimping yourself

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GladOS
Doomheim
#30 - 2012-12-13 16:23:24 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


Btw i thought i would tell you that i saw this post about commenting about your witty answer on another post. Thought i would say that and say HIII

see? it is witty!


It's not witty if you have to tell everyone about it. That's just pimping yourself

it's not witty because my post is better
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-12-13 16:27:12 UTC
GladOS wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


Btw i thought i would tell you that i saw this post about commenting about your witty answer on another post. Thought i would say that and say HIII

see? it is witty!


It's not witty if you have to tell everyone about it. That's just pimping yourself

it's not witty because my post is better


That's subjective... though she was entirely right about women being insane. Like this one who may have just upped the bar a little.

Don't believe a fetus works that way

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-12-13 16:35:50 UTC
Came here from the LAGL thread, don't mind me.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#33 - 2012-12-13 16:41:45 UTC
My last one was a borderline sociopath... seriously, it's in her file complete with therapist.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#34 - 2012-12-13 16:48:54 UTC
i'd like to think i'm fairly stable. most of the time. Big smile

though i have my moments.
Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#35 - 2012-12-13 16:55:41 UTC
I sent the Craigslist announce to CCP Punkturis.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
GladOS
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-12-13 17:05:34 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I sent the Craigslist announce to CCP Punkturis.

let me know where this goes. . .
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#37 - 2012-12-13 17:11:30 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


Ok my dearest Sir, let's do the math:

EVE has, ah, whatever ~100k active subscribers...or so.

3% out of 100k is = 3000

3000!....

3000 girls just waiting for you!!....

I really don't get your problem, Sir. ^-^

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Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#38 - 2012-12-13 17:17:05 UTC
GladOS wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I sent the Craigslist announce to CCP Punkturis.

let me know where this goes. . .

Flirting initialized

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-12-13 17:18:54 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


Ok my dearest Sir, let's do the math:

EVE has, ah, whatever ~100k active subscribers...or so.

3% out of 100k is = 3000

3000!....

3000 girls just waiting for you!!....

I really don't get your problem, Sir. ^-^


your math is flawed.

Things to consider
A -Girl is spoken for
B -Girl is lesbian
C -Girl plays Eve and as such has no time for relationship.

So let's figure A takes out roughly half of the girls.
1500 left

Let's figure B takes out roughly 1/4th of that remaining number
1125 left

Let's figure C is about 1000 girls
125 left

That leaves 125 girls that play Eve and are eligible for relationships.

Post with your lick™
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#40 - 2012-12-13 17:22:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenneth O'Hara
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


Ok my dearest Sir, let's do the math:

EVE has, ah, whatever ~100k active subscribers...or so.

3% out of 100k is = 3000

3000!....

3000 girls just waiting for you!!....

I really don't get your problem, Sir. ^-^


I think there would be more math involved or at least a fewer number of chicks.

Statistically, at least 1 in 10 chicks would actually be interested in him. Which is only 10%... soo...
10% out of 3000 = 300...
only 300 would be interested. Trying to find 300 chicks out of 100k anonymous users is worst than a needle in a haystack.
You should just give up or go outside.

Edit: now adding in Cynthia's statistics above with 300, you'll end up with about 12.5 girls...
not sur what .5th of a girl would look like but good luck.

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