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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#1 - 2012-12-12 20:21:45 UTC
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#2 - 2012-12-12 20:23:54 UTC
My ancestors spoke of this place The Old Ones called "outside." I have yet to look into this legend myself, but the stories I remember hearing from my youth make it sound most intriguing.
Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC
#3 - 2012-12-12 20:27:22 UTC
Money, lots of it.

Also helps if you are a douche bag with zero respect for women, stare at various other women while any girl is talking to you, also alcohol.

Wait.....thats how to get laid, ma bahd.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-12-12 20:28:50 UTC
You must also pay attention to the signs, a simple way of telling if a woman likes you is by the positioning of her feet. http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559773_237009316429025_881593278_n.jpg

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#5 - 2012-12-12 20:29:12 UTC
I have been married to my wife for 9 years, I have yet to find a stable mate of the opposite gender.

My wife and I have resigned to stop looking.

Read more of my ramblings on my blog www.invadingyourhole.blogspot.com
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2012-12-12 20:29:39 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?



Your standards. Theyre too high.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#7 - 2012-12-12 20:51:30 UTC
There is a difference between attracting women and being attractive.

Anyone who fits into the 'physically attractive' category will get attention and tail, but that doesn't mean they are attractive.

If you can make them laugh, and have a great smile, you'll find that will loosen most women up.

So visit the dentist. It's not only hygienic, it's normal.

And I've yet to meet a women who doesn't like to dance the night away, so learn some moves and shake that money maker.

The rest is up to the two of you.

AK

This space for rent.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#8 - 2012-12-12 21:06:09 UTC
First, forget about finding a stable woman. They are all crazy and irrational to different degrees. Just find one that isn't completely crazy.

Secondly, don't go to bars or clubs to find a partner. You'll find girls there alright, but they aren't much good for anything except a fling. Many men have made the mistake of marrying bar women, and this is why there is blues music.

Best bet is to get involved with RL groups and activities, and just let any relationships happen naturally. If you're trying hard to force a relationship the stench of desperation will keep any females away.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#9 - 2012-12-12 21:08:06 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Best bet is to get involved with RL groups and activities, and just let any relationships happen naturally.

I like this idea. But I'm only in one group besides work/school, and karate chicks are kinda insane.

What fun groups could be joined to find quality female flesh?

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#10 - 2012-12-12 21:22:06 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I like this idea. But I'm only in one group besides work/school, and karate chicks are kinda insane.

What fun groups could be joined to find quality female flesh?


Kind of insane can be acceptable. It's the craziest ones who do the best job of hiding it.

And it would really depend on what you're already interested in, or are curious to try out. Yoga classes come to mind as something that is full of women, in glorious Yoga pants, too. But there are probably easier routes unless you're unnaturally flexible for a man.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#11 - 2012-12-12 21:29:02 UTC
dont really understand anyone would really want a relationship ... all you really need is a **** buddie ...its a lot less hassle
ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2012-12-12 22:38:37 UTC
The key to success is to find your companion before you discover EVE...



Otherwise...?

ISD Cyberdyne

Lieutenant Commander

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-12-12 22:40:32 UTC
You do not find a girlfriend. The correct way of doing it is to turn towards men. Or at least boys that dress like girls. And then after you're done with that horror, you will find a girl only to have her constantly crush your soul and berate you at any given opportunity while you are not even in a relationship with her.

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#14 - 2012-12-12 22:58:51 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.

Build a time machine? Then you can go back in time to when the derogatory term "spinster" had it's full impact for most women over the age of 19.

Example:
Miss Smith: You don't have a man yet??
20yo Spinster: *cries in shame*
Miss Smith: Well I suppose not every woman is desirable for marriage *scornfully chuckles*

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Wu Spacey
Spacey Assignments
#15 - 2012-12-13 00:22:36 UTC
Be good at sex,. A female if she is in or out of a relationship if you say the right things, will give you a shot. Rock her world and voila, she will be at your heel and others will say wtf, why? If you blow it, she will go back to her curent bf. Harsh but true.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#16 - 2012-12-13 00:39:50 UTC
i enjoy reading threads like this. it's like entering the mind of the other side and...finding you already knew what was in there all along! and some nice laughs to boot!
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#17 - 2012-12-13 01:08:16 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i enjoy reading threads like this. it's like entering the mind of the other side and...finding you already knew what was in there all along! and some nice laughs to boot!


Confirming that making a women laugh is important.

/skips off to solve world hunger.

AK

This space for rent.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#18 - 2012-12-13 01:21:38 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.



I have no idea. I can't even find a stable one of the same gender.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-12-13 01:53:09 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.



I have no idea. I can't even find a stable one of the same gender.


Your standards are too high

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#20 - 2012-12-13 07:24:44 UTC
Pick a barely legal one and slowly mentally mold her to your liking ?

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