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Frightened Burglar calls 911 on Homeowner ... LOL!

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2012-12-07 17:00:12 UTC
The Story ... I mean, really? ... ugh ... Big smile

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-12-07 17:06:05 UTC
People need more training on the proper use of firearms... why did he even have time to dial 911? Evil

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Trin Xi
#3 - 2012-12-07 17:28:01 UTC
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-12-07 17:29:17 UTC
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.


Damn hippies Straight

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-12-07 17:50:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-12-07 18:34:14 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol

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Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#7 - 2012-12-07 18:36:48 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol


So that's how the police operate down there eh?....

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-12-07 18:48:00 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol


So that's how the police operate down there eh?....


It's no secret... here in the south we take care of our own.


Unless they're in an inter-racial relationship and/or are gay Straight

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-12-07 18:50:07 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol


So that's how the police operate down there eh?....

Oh yeah. In the South and Southwest, you can get capital punishment before or after you're convicted. Smile
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2012-12-07 19:03:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol



^^ This is what I always heard in Houston, TX. Smile

In San Fran, a guy was indeed prosecuted and found 'guilty' for shooting the guy in his house who then proceeded to run outside and 'collapsed' finally.

This is always going to be a weird point in US Law (such as it is anyway).

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-12-07 19:19:37 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol



^^ This is what I always heard in Houston, TX. Smile

In San Fran, a guy was indeed prosecuted and found 'guilty' for shooting the guy in his house who then proceeded to run outside and 'collapsed' finally.

This is always going to be a weird point in US Law (such as it is anyway).


Indeed he is guilty... of being a ****** marksman

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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#12 - 2012-12-07 21:37:36 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol


You do realize they're joking right? The first is black humor, the second is their way of saying they will have to do something about it without seeming threatening or unfriendly, or even unsympathetic. Police do it everywhere, and it's usually with little or no variation from that.
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Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#13 - 2012-12-08 02:27:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
Similar story happens in my country few months ago, car thief was discovered by car owner while steal atempt , the car owner was a mad bad ass, after some short rumor and fight , thief run to close random home and beg people to call police ;)

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Benjamin Netanyahoo
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-12-09 16:45:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Benjamin Netanyahoo
Several things come to mind.

Home owner assessing the situation correctly but no biggy if he had not and just put the
guy down for good.

The idiot/burglar/druggy/****** whatever you choose to reference as, doing whatever
he was doing, but strangely aware enough to know he was a gnats **** length from
paying the price of being a idiot/burglar/druggy/******

Quote:
The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us.


And that's just plain funny but adding to that the perp is not going to be able to do that **** to anyone else.


Didn't the californians just ban the word "******" or something.
Why would they ban a word that describes most of the populace of california.



"You can't ban terminology any more than you can ban thought"
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#15 - 2012-12-09 18:15:11 UTC
Benjamin Netanyahoo wrote:

Didn't the californians just ban the word "******" or something.



17 year resident of San Francisco here, and no word has been banned in California or anywhere else. In fact, with Freedom of Speech, there is no place in America with any word banned at all. This is not the old Soviet Republic.

Are you feeling alright today ? You may want to lie down for awhile regardless before your condition worsens.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Benjamin Netanyahoo
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-12-09 18:28:10 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Benjamin Netanyahoo wrote:

Didn't the californians just ban the word "******" or something.



17 year resident of San Francisco here, and no word has been banned in California or anywhere else. In fact, with Freedom of Speech, there is no place in America with any word banned at all. This is not the old Soviet Republic.

Are you feeling alright today ? You may want to lie down for awhile regardless before your condition worsens.


Makes you "Intellectually disabled"
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2012-12-09 18:55:33 UTC
Benjamin Netanyahoo wrote:


Makes you "Intellectually disabled"



....makes you make no sense.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Benjamin Netanyahoo
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-12-09 19:11:04 UTC
Benjamin Netanyahoo wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Benjamin Netanyahoo wrote:

Didn't the californians just ban the word "******" or something.



17 year resident of San Francisco here, and no word has been banned in California or anywhere else. In fact, with Freedom of Speech, there is no place in America with any word banned at all. This is not the old Soviet Republic.

Are you feeling alright today ? You may want to lie down for awhile regardless before your condition worsens.


Makes you "Intellectually disabled"


I meant reʇarded.

Yours is the nancy pelosi school of
misdirection.
stoicfaux
#19 - 2012-12-09 19:49:42 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Trin Xi wrote:
From the story it seemed more like the guy was on drugs or taking a slight vacation from reality and he walked into the wrong house. Then, a responsible gun owner brandishes but doesn't fire.

"There was no reason to shoot him." I liked that part.

Yeah, it seemed like the guy thought pretty seriously about using that Glock(?) on him, even after he was already out of the house. Wife: "911, help! My husband is going to shoot somebody." Even in Texas, shooting an intruder who already left your house is homicide. Then again, the guy could have been in his car getting an RPG ready.


Depends... if you shoot an unarmed person in the back yes.

The police in these parts say "If you shoot him try to make it a killshot, if not that's more paperwork for us."

Also a sheriff said "If you shoot him on the porch, just drag him inside before we get there" Lol


So that's how the police operate down there eh?....


It's no secret... here in the south we take care of our own.


Unless they're in an inter-racial relationship and/or are gay Straight


Given that you're originally from South Africa, when you say "here in the south," I would worry that some of the meaning gets lost in the translation.


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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-12-09 19:58:20 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:

Given that you're originally from South Africa, when you say "here in the south," I would worry that some of the meaning gets lost in the translation.




Originally, then I lived in Canada (got the citizenship too), then Washington, then Michigan (joined the Marines from there), then California, now Alabama. Not sure where I'll be heading next... maybe I'll move to France and take it over. Cool

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