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The Zerg Overmind
Rule Reversal
#1 - 2012-12-04 22:30:20 UTC
Step 1.) You place bounties on the heads of their highsec freighter gankers
Step 2.) They're in the same fleet/corp and aggress each other
Step 3.) They gank your freighter
Step 4.) Concord ganks them
Step 5.) They receive isk for completing the bounties against each other
Step 6.) You've just gave them another means of profiting from your death

Are you going to let Goonswarm outsmart and farm you? Yes, yes you are. Enjoy Big smile

Burn Highsec Griefers
Caerfinon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-12-04 23:40:09 UTC
Where there's a Goon, there's a way... Smile

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-12-05 00:06:22 UTC
Wat? I was too busy putting bounties on people with a sec status higher than 5

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Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-12-05 00:48:38 UTC
Great... ISK farming is reincarnated once more....

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Aziesta
Binal Extensions
Xagenic Freymvork
#5 - 2012-12-05 01:34:42 UTC
Zerg Overmind: Hell bent on breaking game mechanics since 2011. Good on you, sir.
Isana Tori
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-12-05 01:38:20 UTC
Why aren't I in on this? I could be making lots of money AND ticking off high sec bears!
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#7 - 2012-12-05 03:28:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Kalel Nimrott
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Step 1.) You place bounties on the heads of their highsec freighter gankers
Step 2.) They're in the same fleet/corp and aggress each other
Step 3.) They gank your freighter
Step 4.) Concord ganks them
Step 5.) They receive isk for completing the bounties against each other
Step 6.) You've just gave them another means of profiting from your death

Are you going to let Goonswarm outsmart and farm you? Yes, yes you are. Enjoy Big smile


Wouldnt they need to be in the same corp so not being concorded after they agress each other?
If that, one solution could be a little patch...

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The Zerg Overmind
Rule Reversal
#8 - 2012-12-05 03:43:56 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:

Wouldnt they need to be in the same corp so not being concorded after they agress each other?
If that, one solution could be a little patch...

With consequences that prevent npc corp members from collecting bounties on each other, thus cutting out a good portion of the players in the game. CCP isn't going to want to introduce special cases and rules, when they want awoxing to be a viable choice for bounties

Burn Highsec Griefers
Thomas Gore
Blackfyre Enterprise
#9 - 2012-12-05 06:50:56 UTC
Wouldn't the bounty belong to CONCORD in this case, as they did all the work? Lol
Powers Sa
#10 - 2012-12-05 08:21:24 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Step 1.) You place bounties on the heads of their highsec freighter gankers
Step 2.) They're in the same fleet/corp and aggress each other
Step 3.) They gank your freighter
Step 4.) Concord ganks them
Step 5.) They receive isk for completing the bounties against each other
Step 6.) You've just gave them another means of profiting from your death

Chaico you ass, don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

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Goonspiracy
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-12-05 08:29:18 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:

don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

A goon pubbie counter-trolling a conspiracy thread by another goon pubbie where neither of them know what they're talking about. The only way this could get weirder is if a goonspiracy somehow controlled Shadow of xXDEATHXx inside Legion of xXDEATHXx while calling out Powers Sa as a goonswarm scrublord who barely undocks and barely understands game mechanics. Should go back to highsec where it suits you. Bet you don't even know what miniluv is
Schalac
Apocalypse Reign
#12 - 2012-12-05 09:20:26 UTC
Simple way to beat this is to get 6-10 high DPS BS and wait for them to go global. Then once they are global you open fire on them. If you are in fleet with the people attacking the gankers then you split all of the bounties and the goons get none.

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Shylari Avada
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-12-05 12:18:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Shylari Avada
Goonspiracy wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:

don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

A goon pubbie counter-trolling a conspiracy thread by another goon pubbie where neither of them know what they're talking about. The only way this could get weirder is if a goonspiracy somehow controlled Shadow of xXDEATHXx inside Legion of xXDEATHXx while calling out Powers Sa as a goonswarm scrublord who barely undocks and barely understands game mechanics. Should go back to highsec where it suits you. Bet you don't even know what miniluv is


Heh.

It's funny because you're blue.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-12-05 12:51:32 UTC
Goonspiracy wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:

don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

A goon pubbie counter-trolling a conspiracy thread by another goon pubbie where neither of them know what they're talking about. The only way this could get weirder is if a goonspiracy somehow controlled Shadow of xXDEATHXx inside Legion of xXDEATHXx while calling out Powers Sa as a goonswarm scrublord who barely undocks and barely understands game mechanics. Should go back to highsec where it suits you. Bet you don't even know what miniluv is


Oh look, someone that thinks he knows everything while knowing nothing. Tell us more.

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#15 - 2012-12-05 13:10:02 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Goonspiracy wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:

don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

A goon pubbie counter-trolling a conspiracy thread by another goon pubbie where neither of them know what they're talking about. The only way this could get weirder is if a goonspiracy somehow controlled Shadow of xXDEATHXx inside Legion of xXDEATHXx while calling out Powers Sa as a goonswarm scrublord who barely undocks and barely understands game mechanics. Should go back to highsec where it suits you. Bet you don't even know what miniluv is


Oh look, someone that thinks he knows everything while knowing nothing. Tell us more.


Well look at the girls with handbags having a go at each other!
Goonspiracy
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-12-07 07:40:04 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Oh look, someone that thinks he knows everything while knowing nothing. Tell us more.

I know a lot more about these game mechanics than you. You're just upset you can't blob gank people in empire anymore
Anders Shepard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-12-07 11:30:11 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Step 1.) You place bounties on the heads of their highsec freighter gankers
Step 2.) They're in the same fleet/corp and aggress each other
Step 3.) They gank your freighter
Step 4.) Concord ganks them
Step 5.) They receive isk for completing the bounties against each other
Step 6.) You've just gave them another means of profiting from your death

Are you going to let Goonswarm outsmart and farm you? Yes, yes you are. Enjoy Big smile


Think of it like the policing: if you're rich, you have justice!

The system works!
Josefine Etrange
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-12-07 15:44:04 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Step 1.) You place bounties on the heads of their highsec freighter gankers
Step 2.) They're in the same fleet/corp and aggress each other
Step 3.) They gank your freighter
Step 4.) Concord ganks them
Step 5.) They receive isk for completing the bounties against each other
Step 6.) You've just gave them another means of profiting from your death

Are you going to let Goonswarm outsmart and farm you? Yes, yes you are. Enjoy Big smile


Really? Where are they, because I want my fair share of those bounties!
Lord Calus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-12-07 17:10:57 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Goonspiracy wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:

don't make me kick you out of miniluv.

A goon pubbie counter-trolling a conspiracy thread by another goon pubbie where neither of them know what they're talking about. The only way this could get weirder is if a goonspiracy somehow controlled Shadow of xXDEATHXx inside Legion of xXDEATHXx while calling out Powers Sa as a goonswarm scrublord who barely undocks and barely understands game mechanics. Should go back to highsec where it suits you. Bet you don't even know what miniluv is


Oh look, someone that thinks he knows everything while knowing nothing. Tell us more.


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Mourning Souls
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-12-07 23:40:33 UTC
Goonswarm generally gives good fights, if it was -A- it would be another story.

Don't care, just bored enough to answer.