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Crime and Punishment Prophecy

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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#1 - 2011-10-22 02:11:16 UTC
Prophecy's come and Prophecy's go... Remember the end of the world was yesterday? OH wait....

But anyway the coming new mechanics are the land of milk and honey to C&P. Implant losses on killmails from pods. The thought of such deliciously embellished tales of Snake Sets proving to be true verifiable losses. Right now my mouth is watering and the thirst for the Tears consumes me.

My prophesy is that there will be a new Golden age for C+P and Eve in general. Soon I will propose to CCP to have the Pod goo filling name changed to "Liquid tears". (Protip-the real stuff is Ectoplasm. For some lulz-buy it and get killed at Perm gate and watch the first guy to grab it get killed by customs in Jita-where it is illegal :D)

I forsee the newest crop of Pod suiciders (Of Which I belong to) being given staying power from the curative power of the Tears. I cannot wait to crack the hulls of AFK pilots and see the kills my brothers here in C&P and ingame. Bless you CCP for this new sacrament in the Church of Sorrows.

Hopefully you will all join me and friends for some ritual cleansing and harvesting the juiciest and most ripe pods from among the wrecks/afk'ers. I will be providing FREE OF CHARGE pre-rigged Thrashers in Jita. It only takes 3 days to train a pilot to be an effective pod/smallship ganker.

The first Mass will be held immediatly following the introduction of the new podmails with Implants listed and will last @3 days or 72 Hours OR when the Thrashers run out. If the program is successful, I may purchase an additional 1,000 Thrashers.

Hmmm
Jooce McNasty
Islefive Consulting
#2 - 2011-10-22 05:35:18 UTC
I will stand by you and use your free Thrasher until my main hits -10 then I will proceed to train an alt and continue ganking until the tears flow like water rolls over Niagara falls or you run out of free ships.

To bad we cannot harvest the implants from the corpses (maybe its time for a new skill)
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2011-10-22 08:42:49 UTC
I Suppose I could come out of Null, Need a Shopping Trip anyway :D

I'll buy my own ships tho :)

Just show me how to be the Best Ganker I Can be xD :P

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Marakesha
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-22 11:39:55 UTC
Jooce McNasty wrote:
I will stand by you and use your free Thrasher until my main hits -10 then I will proceed to train an alt and continue ganking until the tears flow like water rolls over Niagara falls or you run out of free ships.

To bad we cannot harvest the implants from the corpses (maybe its time for a new skill)


Once you hit -10 you can still gank :D