Crime & Punishment

Just wanted to say thanks to the community.

Today brings about bounty changes (for the better) which impacts the current iteration of what I was doing for shitz and giggles.

Sadly if I hadn't had issues with the water cooling leaking and derping PC a while back I would have had more pics / logs to yield.

Highlights

Lots of nom nom Intersteller Kredits that others were kind enough to go out and "harvest" for me :)

Free Carrier

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4431/20120831133042.png

http://pastebin.com/SRgYrHjy

Free Fitted Tengu a few hours before I needed to actually buy / fit one for an alt / Op - that supercedes the Carrier in my opinion due to the co-incidence.

Cans outside station with my name on them

Cans I placed at bookmark for victims landing named "You got Skammed"

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5695/20120801180436.png (Interesting way to give free isk)

Lots of free Ships, Plex, Modules, Ore, Rigs as collateral, several invitations to cyber on Skype (rejected) and many proclamations of honesty, integrity and virtue, you name it.

A mail box and contact amendment notifications full to the brim with tears, hate and lols.

Plenty of threats. Best one was the one who asserted he and his friends would return to shut Amarr down in 2 days.

Two people who claimed they actually cried after i scammed them, one on their birthday :(

The dude who sang Cyndi Lauper Girls just want to have fun on eve voice (badly)

The capsuleer who paid in 4 manageable weekly payments of 200m lol.

The one who sent 500m then when informed had "opened his account", returned shortly after with 300m to conclude business.

Grown men in local reacting to the activities of other men on the internet while being naive to the fact they were taking actually the bait and dancing like puppets on a string.

Scamming somebody who still thought I still had bounty a few hours after I had podded myself with alt since bounty board never updated.

Some of the assumptions made about me, the smack and the random convos.

People claiming I never undocked then sitting on the undock in a shuttle drunk for 5 mins without being yellow boxed.

+1 to those that had good reactions to being scammed.

The ones who tended to cry were the Augustus Gloop's who no doubt wanted a bigger slurp of willy wonkas chocolate river than their bellies could ill afford to do without.....

Lowlights

None really.

Plenty of white knights in local fresh (or stale) from the realm of Azeroth aghaust that New Eden is not the same realm brimming with Pandas and Happiness (although it does seem to be meandering that way with Crimewatch).

What amused me most was the ones who assumed they were making a difference crying wolf in local when the reality is their endeavours were in the main futile. The bounty board was sufficient enough as an advertising platform and about 75% of the convos i received were from people actually not in Amarr when they sent the convo invitation.

I didnt need to post shizzle in local. I did it to get reactions, and when you call people out on not being able to substantiate their scam allegations its like urinating on a bee hive. Those who ever assumed they were in control and getting me to bite were in essence just banging their heads against a brick wall as I market traded.

I did burn myself out a bit arguing with every tom, **** & harry towards the end however.

Regrets

The ones who got away.
Being an asshat.
The neckbeard.
Pissing off a friend in game.

Some Logs

http://pastebin.com/wQMEw0F0
http://pastebin.com/UBWapqHA
http://pastebin.com/JXdnKrtM
http://pastebin.com/39gNTxnv
http://pastebin.com/6BTkSVzc
http://pastebin.com/PCzy2Zuy
http://pastebin.com/BYt247Wr

Post Podding - i.e. Convos prior to retribution after i had podded myself and had no bounty.

http://pastebin.com/wcKXaDm3
http://pastebin.com/mAd1hV2c

Sad unable to give more, as those logs arent necessarily a-team ones, more a broadbrush representation, but i had fun, if you got scammed you know it, i linked alot of stuff in game as it happened so can live with sceptics and last time i started linking tear mails in amarr local i got muted so, yeah.

So many people cry wolf these days when the flock are safe anyways.....

your attention seeking alt Mikeh24

then i suppose if its in your wallet we are good then

I'd be honored to be boom's alt.