Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Quality Assurance is looking for scoundrels and low born pilots young or old interested in exploring the hilarity that is High Sec piracy. We have considerable expertise in a wide variety of shenanigans and we are currently focused on embracing (or breaking if we can) the new Crime Watch system set to roll out next week. We also have Bl Ops experience, as well as WH hunts, suicide ganks, SB runs, infiltration, AWOXing, scamming, you name it. In short, we’re your friendly, neighborhood criminal operation looking to add some like-minded folks to fly with. We enjoy hunting idiots and then laughing hysterically at fits like THIS all while making a bit of ISK along the way. No pressure, no drama, just plenty of LOLs. This is a ground floor opportunity for new pilots and “new to PVP pilots” as well. People of questionable morals, those lacking remorse or any sense of common decency go to the front of the line of course.

Teamspeak 3 is our Voice Comms of choice.

Our new Killboard is HERE

We have an extensive network of Alt corps to enable a number of nefarious activities (suicide ganking, FW, infiltration, etc.)

We embrace Off Grid Boosting, Falcon Alts, and Neutral Logi support (yes, it’s cheating, but it’s also what Blackbeard would do and we use the indomitable Mr. Teach as our role model). No trick is ever considered too underhanded or “beneath” our E Honor. Clever play is best play.

WHO WE ARE
We’re a group of mature folks with families who have chosen a very casual approach to making explosions. All of us are longtime members and directors of TEARS/Suddenly Ninjas but we’ve found that being obscure and flying under the radar is better for business (i.e. more hysterical). We’re not serious enough to force anyone into CTAs or anything of that sort. We’re happy to take on folks who’re maybe tired of being the victim and simply want to be on the other end of the tomfoolery. No PVP experience needed, but a willingness to make other pilots explode is perfect.

WHAT WE DO
Currently we fly in Caldari High Sec space and are active primarily in the US TZ, but also in Euro TZ. We look for people who want to shoot us, then we shoot back. Pretty simple really, and should get even more entertaining after Dec 4. Can flipping and mission invasion are specialties, but we also excel at ninja looting, suicide ganking, hunting PLEXers and Holies. Essentially, we enjoy exploding people who weren’t really expecting to be violenced. Many of us work in either academia or teaching, so we’re happy to help along those who are just getting started. We’re not a beginner corp, but after you’ve played for a couple of weeks and are off of the trial account, we’ll be happy to show you the ropes.

HOW WE CAN HELP YOU
New players will find our members are knowledgeable about a wide variety of topics and are eager to mentor new pilots. Our extensive series of alts, infiltration expertise, AWOXing, etc. has shown us most of what New Eden has to offer so we’re here to pass that knowledge on to you. If you enjoy shooting miners, carebears, and other assorted folk you’ll find that we have extensive support network ready to assist you.

If you’ve been looking to do a bit of PVP without leaving the comfy confines of High Sec, we’re happy to help you get your first kills. If you want to join us in more dangerous roams, well that of course is up to you.

When you want to take a break from the carnage and do a bit of PVE, we have support in place to assist you there as well. We have a number of freighter alts available for contract work, Orca support, Logi, etc.

WHO WE WANT
Mature, good-humored, active players should apply regardless of experience. We don’t accept trials or Alts, but we’ll bring you in as soon as you’ve a few weeks experience playing the game. We’d rather have pilots who prefer small gang hunts rather than solo operatives. If you like to mix it up and do a bit of both, that’s fine. We’re a casual, laid back group so you’ll never be under any pressure to pad our killboard, join in ops, etc. If you're a committed carebear looking to be "reformed", why, we're here to help.

WHAT WE LOOK FOR IN RECRUITS
A sense of humor and a casual laid back attitude.
Teamspeak 3 and a working Microphone when we’re on ops.
Full API so we can see that you are who you say you are.
Main characters not Alts.
No trial accounts, but otherwise low SP is fine.
Consider checking your E honor, morals and other such baggage at the door.
A willingness to follow what few rules we have.
A burning desire to perfect The Art of the Gank.

Interested parties should contact me in game for a casual chat or drop me an email. Apply today and let us help you remove your feelings of guilt, E honor, self respect and any lingering sense of fair play.

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