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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-11-27 10:57:44 UTC
BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2012-12-01 09:00:39 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.









What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-12-01 12:12:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Marksalot
The whole merc thing is a dumb gimmick but this guy made some really really terrible pubbies lose their **** when he wardecced them. Therefore I endorse this product and or service on the grounds that it was hilarious to watch.

I think they even tried to bump him off a station with a coercer or something at one point.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-12-02 14:50:37 UTC
BUMP


After a small contract for taking down a POS. That will also be the last Contract I accept to take down a POS.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
smokeAjoint
Catch And Release Privateering
#45 - 2012-12-02 14:54:38 UTC
I endorse this product

tho this was the firts time for kane that some1 asked him to dec them selfes :)
i wanted to know what would happen wen some1 decced our allaince
1 corp left after the war, no big loss
he dith a nice job
and he is great at mind games
i laughed my head of reading my allaince leadership channel
wen he sended a mail to 1 of our corp ceo's

nice pos. I will ask my low sec buddies to take care of it. Since I do not have the man power to do it myself.


thank you Kane for the wardec
this man is worth every penny

** legalize it**
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-12-02 17:28:21 UTC
Thank You...

Some of the other CEO's wanted to me to war dec the corp that hired me in the firstplace.

Was hoping they would... wanted to see how surprised they would be.

To bad I could not get to kill more members, your guys were extremely disciplined in staying docked. I tip my hat to them.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Jenn Yurist
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-12-02 22:55:40 UTC
I represent a satisfied customer. Cannibal Kane is quick and professional. Will definitely be used again if/when the need arises.
Renier Gaden
Immortal Guides
#48 - 2012-12-03 15:20:37 UTC
Hey Cannibal Kane. I was just wondering if you are looking forward to the next Expansion? It seems to me that the ability for people to transfer their kill rights when combined with the new Bounty system might appeal to your style of play. It looks like it might have the potential for enabling a lot more High Sec PVP.

With your already established reputation and the experience you have in solo PVP I would think you would be well positioned to be become one of the top 10 Bounty Hunters under the new system if you chose to go that route.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-12-03 17:31:18 UTC
To be honest I have not given much if any thought at all.

I go with the flow so I shall see what opportunities this will bring.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Operative X10-4
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-12-04 22:16:15 UTC
Free bump for this guy, Actually I never talked to him, but I'm his fan.. so... thumbs up bro!

FOREVER PIRATE 07 FLY DANGEROUSLY.
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-12-05 00:50:32 UTC
(sounds legit)

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Giuseppe Ottaviani
Serendipity's Polyvinyl Yacht Club
Misfits Alliance
#52 - 2012-12-07 11:09:29 UTC
and up

Usually i start the month with a postman!
Nayo Renyk
Armored Corps
#53 - 2012-12-07 21:12:08 UTC
Early into my still new eve career, kane is the first player iv read about and learned to fear.
Seriously, it sounds like a worth while investment to hire him NOT to shoot you =P
Anyways, free bump for the awesome.
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#54 - 2012-12-07 21:26:08 UTC
Wouldn't mind learning PVP on my other character from this guy... 2 thumbs up, especially for your Pirate Story posts... keeps me quite entertained at work. :D
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2012-12-10 19:55:04 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.







What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
The VC's
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2012-12-10 21:50:45 UTC
Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#57 - 2012-12-11 00:34:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Capt Starfox
OMG! Kane I wish you many, many ..things to blow up. I hope this is a wild and crazy adventure and look forward to hearing about it (if it's posted). Enjoy reading your comments and the comments that follow on The Pirate Story Thread.

You are indeed the Terrorist Hero and Eve-Demi God of Eve -As stated in the Pirate Story Thread.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=6304&p=29

Also, I support this completely, you would be an idiot not to hire this man!

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#58 - 2012-12-11 17:52:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Thank for the Awesome responses.

I do believe however that i do not deserve the spotlight as much as I do. There are many more players that do what I do and do it better.

They deserve just as much support. Now if you will excuse me, this life style does not make me alot of isk as such i am always broke.


A Raven Navy Pilot was nice enough to try and suicide me. Dropping 300mil work of faction gear. Today was a good day. I got killright on him so I will follow and watch him. When he flies his expensive toys i will activate and watch him squirm. Hopefully giving me another pay day.


Raven Navy:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15477444

Pod:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15477443

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2012-12-11 19:09:34 UTC
Small something for the People.

It seems I have brought some sort of Ire from people that can't keep their deep seated issues in EVE.

Enjoy the comments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTxF8x_ps4&lc=VoYA7lCa7vj-x7tHckHst9sIiuWjiFaExnz37ogM0zs&feature=g-crec-u

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Malcolm Ozran
Suddenly Nothing
#60 - 2012-12-11 22:58:16 UTC
Rather glad I decided to see what was happening over here, your lovely youtube friend is quite entertaining.

Bump for you sir.