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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#6341 - 2012-11-30 18:11:28 UTC
*cautiously walks to Alice's crew quarters, looks around the corner*Shocked*leaves*

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _

Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6342 - 2012-11-30 19:02:21 UTC
I am just going to iron my uniform now...
*leaves*

Move along!

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#6343 - 2012-11-30 21:50:11 UTC
Hmmph... If you ask me, you spend far to much time worrying about your clothes. You don't wear that uniform in your pod, do you?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6344 - 2012-12-01 00:17:26 UTC
hmmmmm....does this non existant clothing feature improves your speed while entering your pod before undocking? *giggles*
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6345 - 2012-12-01 02:40:05 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
hmmmmm....does this non existant clothing feature improves your speed while entering your pod before undocking? *giggles*
Certainly.. That's the only way to make it to Session-Change timer, especially since they fired that poor docking assistant Scotty..
Oh, Scotty, I and my ship do miss your gentle touch...
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6346 - 2012-12-01 04:32:47 UTC
*comes back for his other uniform*

WHAT THE #$!@ I TOLD YOU THIS WAS NOT A TAMPON!

Man that's 5mill isk to have this blood taken out...

And yes i wear this in my pod. Its vary fitting..

Now if i could find a good kilt...

Move along!

Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6347 - 2012-12-01 09:07:02 UTC
Shocked Melvie in a kilt? *cough-skirt-cough*

Not as innocent as she appears.™  

Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6348 - 2012-12-01 16:53:42 UTC
Kilt................

Move along!

Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6349 - 2012-12-02 02:09:52 UTC
Ah kilts.... *wonders why the film crew magically vanished* Well, this has been the weirdest dream, maybe i would wake up from it now.

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 

Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6350 - 2012-12-02 03:01:39 UTC
they didnt vanish.

I put them in a thrasher.

Sadly it fell apart and they all died.

Now go pick up my dry cleaning please

Move along!

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6351 - 2012-12-02 03:05:18 UTC
My sister doesn't appreciate her husband.... Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6352 - 2012-12-02 04:18:39 UTC
uh....
ok..............

Move along!

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6353 - 2012-12-02 06:57:23 UTC
Why must you keep testing our love????

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#6354 - 2012-12-02 07:14:01 UTC
I'm not, I'm testing your boundaries in the bedroom.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _

Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#6355 - 2012-12-02 08:08:05 UTC
Have you seen my gerbil?
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6356 - 2012-12-02 09:04:40 UTC
Gerbil.....you have strange pet names for your tools, Mister. ^-^
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6357 - 2012-12-02 10:17:26 UTC
*Walks into Zoes quarters* Good Morning Mistress
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6358 - 2012-12-02 10:35:33 UTC
Second Good morning, Mister Egnoled. (^-^)/

*clapps handmaid*
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6359 - 2012-12-02 11:22:00 UTC
*Appears* You rang?Pirate

Not as innocent as she appears.™  

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6360 - 2012-12-02 11:39:23 UTC
Yes my Dear, offer that under developed pallete (hrhrhr) some of our fine liqour.

*snips finger to her left side*

Then sit.