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We, the Cleanheads!!!
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King Skinner
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-11-30 07:44:34 UTC
Greetings filth,

as of recent we, The Cult of Clean Head a.k.a. the Cleanheads, have declared a war on a certain organisation in Ashab system, called ZZ-Industries. We did this for ***** and giggles only and wanted to keep things civil and orderly... Price was a mere 1b for the end of the war. But as one of our guys lost a frigate, we decided to escalate things. Retribution is a sweet thing.

Week 1

http://wartech.killboard.us/index.php/home/losses/2012/11/ - killboard link to ZZ-Industries..

A little bit poor, but its good enough considering we cannot keep all timezones covered. Just the 2 of us :) Was expecting more resistence, but in the end it all came down to approx 20 guys doing the fighting, where only 3-4 have a clue whats going on.

Keeping that in mind, recently we got a convo from one of the guys in ZZ stating they would like to help us in killing one of ZZ industry directors and his freighter packed with ores and moon goo (???). After that, a neutral alt stating he would be willing to provide intel just so he could have friends on both sides of the war gave us simple intel, which was very limited. Today, 4 of their guys asked whether they could leave ZZ and join us...

Well, we, the Cleanheads appreciate clean kills and clean fights. No spies, no backstabbing and no betrayals. At least not on my watch.

As soon as this war ends, the Cult will be looking for new targets around amarr hi sec. Feel free to apply to fight for us or feel free to apply your corps to fight against us!!!

All hail mighty Clean Head!!!
Calipro
Silver Dragon Inc
#2 - 2012-11-30 07:50:54 UTC
Confirming that these guys are PVP gods and should be worshipped by everyone in EVE.
Evelyn Dubois
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-11-30 07:52:07 UTC
omg guys you have to tell everyone about our super sikrit moon goo freighter?

Well, pack it up bois War-Tech Inc. Is over.
Cetirizi
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-11-30 07:57:58 UTC
Epic undock blam@! wow uber Microwarp!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-11-30 08:23:32 UTC
Nothing Wrong with a small corp Attacking a larger Alliance. Good fun really.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
futuresdark Altol
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-11-30 09:31:30 UTC  |  Edited by: futuresdark Altol
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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-11-30 09:42:29 UTC
I'm always glad to see unfamiliar names doing the good work. God speed, Cleanheads. Good job on the ragetears in this thread.

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Calipro
Silver Dragon Inc
#8 - 2012-11-30 09:49:41 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
I'm always glad to see unfamiliar names doing the good work. God speed, Cleanheads. Good job on the ragetears in this thread.

Yes I am fuming with anger. I am glad you noticed.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#9 - 2012-11-30 17:14:50 UTC
Please, use Amarr Approved cleaning solutions only.

We keep a clean community here.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Grace Chang
Tyrannis Enterprises
#10 - 2012-12-01 17:34:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Grace Chang
I do not know the guy that war decced us, but he is a pathetic little creature.

ZZ-Industries is mostly a 0.0 focussed alliance, but some time ago we accepted some corp which still has some highsec activity with the usual suspects running around in CNRs with no clue etc. . I was told he wanted some pve alt of him back into the corp, but apparently he was too big of a douchebag for them so they rejected him. He then went on to wardec in emo rage. Oh well.

Now as it is inevitable with such things retards will loose shiny ships and i have no problem with it. What i have a problem with is the OP chestbeating because killing some pve retards in highsec is not a feat in general and especially not for him in particular.

In fact i joined my pvp toon, ran a locator agent on him and killed his idiot pve toon (that was the first kill in the war). He then went to a npc corporation with all the chars he wanted to run marrily missions with. So much for hypocrisy and "pvp prowess". The next few days he essentially stayed docked in ashab until all danger had passed (mostly me) and had potshots at idiots. Everytime he engaged me and didnt redock in time he lost a ship. You can see from his linked KB that he didnt loose many ships. Guess how many times he redocked.

Now from what i witnessed of him in local he seemed somewhat "unstable" to me. Thankfully he was too stupid to delete his full api key he gave during his first application to that member corp, including his alts. Reading his eve mails and his transactions my worst fears were confirmed. He has SD syndrome ;( So if you guys read this give him some slack, he is not exactly on an even playing field.
Clean Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-12-01 19:29:45 UTC
Sweeeeet, sweeeeeeet tears... :)))

Love the SD comment :)))

Not a smart thing to call your corp mates idiots.... :))))
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#12 - 2012-12-01 20:51:01 UTC
Clean Head wrote:
Not a smart thing to call your corp mates idiots.... :))))


Corp mates? You're even more stupid than I'd have ever expected....

ZZ-Industries is an ALLIANCE while War-Tech Inc. is just a MEMBER CORP. ZZ-I leadership is NOT in War-Tech Inc.

Got it now? If not, then you're hopeless lost..


- Linus

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Toni'Tourette
Forth TIl Valhalla
#13 - 2012-12-01 21:45:48 UTC
Nice loot :)

We shall take it!
King Skinner
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-12-06 18:51:56 UTC
Herewith I would like to declare the war is over...

We, the mighty Cleanheads, have won!!! The inflicted losses were not as heavy as the drop in morale in our enemy's corp was... Corp membership was reduced by 50% in the main corp from ZZ. Namely Wartech went down from 89 to 45+ something members in a week.

The fat has been trimmed.

Now, moving on...................!!!

Good day
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#15 - 2012-12-06 23:05:50 UTC
Am I the only one that expected a thread about players that have not (yet) bountied?

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Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#16 - 2012-12-07 20:47:13 UTC
Grace Chang wrote:
I do not know the guy that war decced us, but he is a pathetic little creature.

ZZ-Industries is mostly a 0.0 focussed alliance, but some time ago we accepted some corp which still has some highsec activity with the usual suspects running around in CNRs with no clue etc. . I was told he wanted some pve alt of him back into the corp, but apparently he was too big of a douchebag for them so they rejected him. He then went on to wardec in emo rage. Oh well.

Now as it is inevitable with such things retards will loose shiny ships and i have no problem with it. What i have a problem with is the OP chestbeating because killing some pve retards in highsec is not a feat in general and especially not for him in particular.

In fact i joined my pvp toon, ran a locator agent on him and killed his idiot pve toon (that was the first kill in the war). He then went to a npc corporation with all the chars he wanted to run marrily missions with. So much for hypocrisy and "pvp prowess". The next few days he essentially stayed docked in ashab until all danger had passed (mostly me) and had potshots at idiots. Everytime he engaged me and didnt redock in time he lost a ship. You can see from his linked KB that he didnt loose many ships. Guess how many times he redocked.

Now from what i witnessed of him in local he seemed somewhat "unstable" to me. Thankfully he was too stupid to delete his full api key he gave during his first application to that member corp, including his alts. Reading his eve mails and his transactions my worst fears were confirmed. He has SD syndrome ;( So if you guys read this give him some slack, he is not exactly on an even playing field.

am i the only one confused? I cant find these kills that you say you got on cleanheads from his link provided

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Darth Bri
Maniaci Dello Spazio
#17 - 2012-12-07 21:06:27 UTC
Am I the only one who wanted to see the "their people wanted to join us" section of this epic tale turn into "we tricked them into meeting us and blew their isht up for being turncoats" ?