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Zoltan Lazar
#1 - 2012-11-28 20:03:09 UTC
In just three weeks, the world will end, and all your isk will be worthless!

Or at least, that's what I think. I'm also betting that you think it won't end. Here's the solution! Send me isk, and on Dec 22nd, I will send you back your isk plus 20%. Of course, this won't matter if the world ends, which is why I'm offering this rare and profitable opportunity.

Act fast, before people send me too much to pay back. I only have 500m, so after the first 2.5b sent I won't be able to accept any more isk, as I would no longer be able to properly secure a repayment for you if the world doesn't end!
Vargan Armer
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-11-28 20:10:11 UTC
lol
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-11-28 20:33:35 UTC
you forgot to mention the 3rd party you use... Roll

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Aine Ni
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-11-28 20:38:47 UTC
Or the classic - check my bio :D
Ruvin
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-11-28 21:37:25 UTC
tempting offer ...

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
flakeys
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-11-28 21:41:30 UTC
Zoltan Lazar wrote:
In just three weeks, the world will end, and all your isk will be worthless!

Or at least, that's what I think. I'm also betting that you think it won't end. Here's the solution! Send me isk, and on Dec 22nd, I will send you back your isk plus 20%. Of course, this won't matter if the world ends, which is why I'm offering this rare and profitable opportunity.

Act fast, before people send me too much to pay back. I only have 500m, so after the first 2.5b sent I won't be able to accept any more isk, as I would no longer be able to properly secure a repayment for you if the world doesn't end!



Uhm as YOU think the world ends and i disagree YOU should send me isk.You don't have anything to loose and i do right ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Tesal
#7 - 2012-11-28 22:51:49 UTC
Send me your isk and I will give you back 30%.
Ra'Shyne Viper
Native Freshfood
#8 - 2012-11-29 00:05:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Ra'Shyne Viper
how do i know this isnt a scam, how about this, you send me 10mil first, and if i receive it, i'll send 250mil just incase the world ends so you can hold on to it for me.

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Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-11-29 15:27:11 UTC
Ra'Shyne Viper wrote:
how do i know this isnt a scam, how about this, you send me 10mil first, and if i receive it, i'll send 250mil just incase the world ends so you can hold on to it for me.

i'll do it for 9. be sure to write 'free money' into the description so i don't forget to send you your 250mil.

I should buy an Ishtar.
shar'ra matcevsovski
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-11-29 16:01:29 UTC  |  Edited by: shar'ra matcevsovski
wow...you should st least have spend 5 min to explore this forum and find out that there arent really jita-local-niveau posts like this in the SellOrder section. welcome to forums thoRoll

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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#11 - 2012-11-29 16:20:54 UTC
This isn't Jita local, so I am locking this thread.

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