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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6241 - 2012-11-28 15:33:37 UTC
*Grins* It's about time. *Moves to the left side reserved for Bad handmaidens.* P

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6242 - 2012-11-28 15:35:27 UTC
Wait... what happened to Sam?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#6243 - 2012-11-28 15:47:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Baby ChuChu
Sam? HAHAHAHA, don't worry. I locked him in a room. He'll be safe there for a while and we'll decide what to do with him later. I'm the only one with a key and I keep it on me at all times hidden in my br-

*looks down*

...ah...hmmm...well, seems we have a problem.
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6244 - 2012-11-28 15:51:15 UTC
Looks llike Gray, you need to find the key on Lady Chu. Big smile

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6245 - 2012-11-28 15:52:26 UTC
*Barks*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#6246 - 2012-11-28 16:00:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenneth O'Hara
*in shower but not really washing, just letting the hot water run over him, thinking... and not just normal thinking. Deep stuff. Why are we here? What purpose do I serve in all this? What's the point to being immortal? Well, technically I still die in a sense but I am almost instantaneously revived in a brand new body with my exact same thought patterns and memories... regardless, it still hurts like a mother ******... * *realizing he may never truly understand, turns off water, drys off, walks out with nothing but the towel wrapped around his waist* All right, time for coffee...

*fixes a pot of coffee, pours a cup and walks back to the bed petting Alice along the way* So what did I miss when I was a sleep?

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#6247 - 2012-11-28 18:57:56 UTC
*Waits for Kenneth to die since he poisoned his coffee*

Move along!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6248 - 2012-11-28 19:50:53 UTC
Hey, I'll trade you this, uh-- stylish, form-fitting, figure-enhancing, ultra-macho T-shirt for that white coat you have there. No? OK, I'll throw in this special, uh-- pheromone spray. Yeah, pheromone spray. Spray this on and women come running. Or men. Old ladies. Whatever, you choose, they can't resist it. What do you say? Deal?
Marissa Graeth
Doomheim
#6249 - 2012-11-28 22:02:12 UTC
*wakes up, stretches, looks down and realizes she is still naked*

oh my, now where are my.....

*looks up at Khergit*

Clothes. Now wipe that look off of your face before it freezes that way...... too late.

*finds clothes and gets dressed*

Ok, dearies, time to retire back to my ship... I assume Uudoo is out mining.. which means I'm late at picking up the haul. Tis the life....

*Marissa departs*
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6250 - 2012-11-28 22:29:24 UTC
*wakes up* meh. *walks into the shower awaiting being tackled, but doesnt happen this time.*

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6251 - 2012-11-28 23:37:22 UTC
*Starts washing Lady Sheimi's back.*

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6252 - 2012-11-29 07:46:42 UTC
*Walks in*

well now....i see someone left me a present.

Aren't we in for a treat.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6253 - 2012-11-29 08:12:54 UTC
This still sucks as an alternative ending for ME3.

Who thought it a good idea for shepard and the illusive man to hook up

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6254 - 2012-11-29 08:36:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Samoth Egnoled
Now that would have been interesting. Human/Reaper Pron

EDIT: lol profanity filter fail
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6255 - 2012-11-29 09:29:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*delightfully watching things going on while still sitting on her chair, legs crossed*

Welcome to our exclusive establishment, Mister Egnoled.
I see, you already made acquaintance with illusive man. ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6256 - 2012-11-29 09:32:05 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
*delightfully watching things going on while still sitting on her chair, legs crossed*

Welcome Mister Egnoled to our exclusive establishment.
I see, you already made acquaintance with illusive man. ^-^


You touched me in my Illusive places! Shocked

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6257 - 2012-11-29 09:50:05 UTC
*Wonders in, Sits next to Zoe*

*Bark*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6258 - 2012-11-29 09:53:33 UTC
*strokes cute puppy Alice from her position*

*clapps handmaid to provide her a nice big bowl of freshly brewed delicious coffee*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6259 - 2012-11-29 10:11:00 UTC
You werent very illusive last night
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6260 - 2012-11-29 10:13:55 UTC
That would have been indeed one illusive assumption. ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses