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101 ways to poach eggs.
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Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#41 - 2012-11-26 18:25:07 UTC
I escrow traded for 4 years. I had no glory.
Now I cook eggs 101 ways. I've killed 10 billion risk in pods this month. I have attained glory.
And I still escrow trade. Remote marketing skills are cool.
If you are a victim reading this, perhaps next time you should be more careful.

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#42 - 2012-11-26 20:44:43 UTC
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:
I escrow traded for 4 years. I had no glory.
Now I cook eggs 101 ways. I've killed 10 billion risk in pods this month. I have attained glory.
And I still escrow trade. Remote marketing skills are cool.
If you are a victim reading this, perhaps next time you should be more careful.


I find your definition of glory to be much like your writing skills, severely lacking. Oooooo you killed a bunch of pods, most likely on auto pilot. Ooooo, you big glorious man you. Roll

I find James and his miner bumping to posses more glory. At least he does not come to.the C&P forum proclaiming his glory.

Further more, 10 bil and that's it? A full slave set is what 1.5 to 2 bil and that doesn't include hardwire slots 7 through 10. Speak of glory when you claim a good 100 billion or more. Right now, you just seem to be clamouring for attention.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2012-11-26 20:58:42 UTC
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:
I escrow traded for 4 years. I had no glory.
Now I cook eggs 101 ways. I've killed 10 billion risk in pods this month. I have attained glory.
And I still escrow trade. Remote marketing skills are cool.
If you are a victim reading this, perhaps next time you should be more careful.


I find your definition of glory to be much like your writing skills, severely lacking. Oooooo you killed a bunch of pods, most likely on auto pilot. Ooooo, you big glorious man you. Roll

I find James and his miner bumping to posses more glory. At least he does not come to.the C&P forum proclaiming his glory.

Further more, 10 bil and that's it? A full slave set is what 1.5 to 2 bil and that doesn't include hardwire slots 7 through 10. Speak of glory when you claim a good 100 billion or more. Right now, you just seem to be clamouring for attention.


And the vixen shall crumble the pillars of mighty men and in one fell swoop banish ill-conceived thoughts of greatness.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#44 - 2012-11-26 21:07:37 UTC
Is she mad enough and stuff? I kill pods part time lady girl. Attention is cool. Thanks for yours. Cool

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#45 - 2012-12-04 13:53:02 UTC
If I've spoofed your pod, don't be mad. I'm actually helping you, you should be thanking me. P

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance
#46 - 2012-12-04 14:43:59 UTC
It's been a pleasure watching you work the past few days in Perim. I can confirm that the Jita gate has been a killing field for AFK pods thanks to the noble service this gentleman provides. Keep doing that evil that you do so well sir.

Quality Assurance Recruiting intrepid explorers and BlOps/Cov Ops combat enthusiasts
Renier Gaden
Immortal Guides
#47 - 2012-12-04 14:50:48 UTC
Bifordus Maximus wrote:
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:
******* is a hell of a drug


I was actually able to understand all that... Creative? Yes, but you could have used less words and more paragraphs to keep the readers eyes glued if that was your intention. I suppose the amount of people who read the whole are actually the amount of people who liked it.

I generally agree with this, but I think that the argument could be made that in this case the lack of proper paragraphs and the drifting subject matter helped to portray the mental instability of the character.
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#48 - 2012-12-04 23:16:19 UTC
BingoBig smile

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#49 - 2013-01-13 14:05:09 UTC
I am still on fire!

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#50 - 2013-01-28 14:45:58 UTC
its beautiful

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#51 - 2013-03-16 16:23:44 UTC
http://www.p0wnd.nl/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12917 pow!

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#52 - 2013-04-29 11:43:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir SmokesABunch
Back to trading for a while. My blood thirst has been satisfied after almost 50 bill in isk and tears over a few months. Look for me, sitting on my couch in jita!

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#53 - 2013-06-08 14:19:14 UTC
P

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
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