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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#21 - 2012-11-23 03:36:36 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:
I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, high father and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, paragon of all virtues, hero of the Providence, archbishop of the Church of Providence, speaker of unquestioned truth, teacher of faith, great miner, skilled industrialist and many more impressive titles wish to clarify that minimum gift is ten million isk.


Well, that's more like it.

Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, high father and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, Golden Mountain and other impressive titles, are hereby bequeathed one (1) fully fit executioner frigate from my private stock, located in the region of Placid, on behalf of the True Slave Foundations, for recognition of this truly momentous occasion.

I would move it to you, but unfortunately logistical problems (and the fact that I and all my friends are considered kill on site in your entire region) prevent it. I am afraid you will have to get the ship to yourself.

The contract will go up in a number of hours and will remain for a period of two weeks.


I wont accept your lowly gift. It is insulting.


What?

It clearly matches more than the minimum level of gift that you requested. Quite nice, considering that we are, in fact, enemies sir.

Could I have been wrong? Are you not, indeed, the people's hero, Lord Vaari? Are you just another foppish trumped up holder with illusions of grandeur, incapable of grace, utterly devoid of any sense of common decency?
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#22 - 2012-11-23 03:46:52 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:
I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, high father and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, paragon of all virtues, hero of the Providence, archbishop of the Church of Providence, speaker of unquestioned truth, teacher of faith, great miner, skilled industrialist and many more impressive titles wish to clarify that minimum gift is ten million isk.


Well, that's more like it.

Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, high father and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, Golden Mountain and other impressive titles, are hereby bequeathed one (1) fully fit executioner frigate from my private stock, located in the region of Placid, on behalf of the True Slave Foundations, for recognition of this truly momentous occasion.

I would move it to you, but unfortunately logistical problems (and the fact that I and all my friends are considered kill on site in your entire region) prevent it. I am afraid you will have to get the ship to yourself.

The contract will go up in a number of hours and will remain for a period of two weeks.


I wont accept your lowly gift. It is insulting.


What?

It clearly matches more than the minimum level of gift that you requested. Quite nice, considering that we are, in fact, enemies sir.

Could I have been wrong? Are you not, indeed, the people's hero, Lord Vaari? Are you just another foppish trumped up holder with illusions of grandeur, incapable of grace, utterly devoid of any sense of common decency?


Your lowly gift is trap! You try to lure me in your filty region so one of your many pirate organizations could ambush me in the route. If you really would like to give me a birthday present, it would not be problem of some like you. Surely you could put that present to contract in empre space.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#23 - 2012-11-23 03:50:38 UTC
Vaari wrote:

Your lowly gift is trap! You try to lure me in your filty region so one of your many pirate organizations could ambush me in the route. If you really would like to give me a birthday present, it would not be problem of some like you. Surely you could put that present to contract in empre space.


It was no such thing sir. It was a legitimate gift given in good faith.

Surely the "great" and "estimable" "Lord" Vaari can handle a little lowsec? Surely you can pilot a frigate well enough in Low Sec to avoid the pirates that infest this place. I assure you, it's not hard.

Or is the golden mountain too afraid of a little risk?

I have to say, I am very dissapointed. And sad. And insulted. I was one of your biggest fans, one of your true defenders on these forums.

No more! Lord Vaari is dead in my eyes!
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#24 - 2012-11-23 03:55:45 UTC
Not even a mention of my gift? Oh well. I guess it isn't appreciated.

Katrina Oniseki
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#25 - 2012-11-23 03:57:16 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:

Your lowly gift is trap! You try to lure me in your filty region so one of your many pirate organizations could ambush me in the route. If you really would like to give me a birthday present, it would not be problem of some like you. Surely you could put that present to contract in empre space.


It was no such thing sir. It was a legitimate gift given in good faith.

Surely the "great" and "estimable" "Lord" Vaari can handle a little lowsec? Surely you can pilot a frigate well enough in Low Sec to avoid the pirates that infest this place. I assure you, it's not hard.

Or is the golden mountain too afraid of a little risk?

I have to say, I am very dissapointed. And sad. And insulted. I was one of your biggest fans, one of your true defenders on these forums.

No more! Lord Vaari is dead in my eyes!


Im Lord Vaari! Not Sir Vaari! You may call your equals sir if you wish, but with me, you behave yourself, boy.

Im Lord Vaari of the Imperial Pharmacy, and my corporation has not endured because I. Lord Vaari takes risks. I do handle zeropointzero space, but I do it only when it it confirmed safe. It is peasants duty, like my members to see if system is safe enought to me enter. I do not endager them for some tech1 frigate, which locates deep into hostile space.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-11-23 08:44:19 UTC
Oh by the way, you can pick up your NOTHING in the Intaki system, or I can ship NOTHING to a border system such as Auga if it's more convenient. NOTHING is remarkably easier for a courier to transport.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-11-23 10:45:50 UTC
Indeed, if he shuts his eyes and mumbles the words "Wibbity Wobbity Flinge", nothing will appear on the desk in front of him. Nothing can be everywhere at once! well known fact!

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Tharrn
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-11-23 11:00:27 UTC
I have no present, but I'll drink a pint of spiced wine to your continued health Lord Vaari! In fact I'll grant my household a day off to commemorate this occassion.

It is really good to see that you haven't changed a bit in all the years.

Planetside greetings
Yours truely

Tharrn
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#29 - 2012-11-23 14:00:51 UTC
Vaari wrote:
It brings me great joy to announce, that I, Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, the world's most beloved hero, teacher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, high father. archbishop of the Church of Providence, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, manifestation of faith, hero of the Providence, liberator of Providence, paragon of all virtues, skilled miner, great industrialist, inspiring leader, and many more impressive title have soon birthday.


I, Synthia, Queen of Kaztropol, Interpreter of Scripture, Wearer of the Righteous Dress, Explainer of the Leaflet, say "Happy Birthday" to the minor noble Earl Vaari.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Edaine Numenor
Numenor Benevolent Holdings
#30 - 2012-11-23 15:18:56 UTC
Because Vaari has shown unequaled skill in using the preposterous to entertain his fellow pod pilots, I am doubling my original generous birthday gift of 0.10 ISK to a whopping 0.20 ISK.

Liberating slaves wherever, whenever, and however I can.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#31 - 2012-11-24 03:32:45 UTC
My loyal subject bought me tech2 industrial ship, which is fully tech2 fitted, new boots, books and two contained which contains something secret.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#32 - 2012-11-24 06:24:05 UTC
Since I, Lord Vaari have recieved less presents as I thought, I must give an ultimatum of all friendly organizations. If you do not meet my wishes as a birthday present, it will have negative impact for our relations. If we owe you a favor, without gift that favor will be considered fullfilled.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#33 - 2012-11-24 10:13:03 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Since I, Lord Vaari have recieved less presents as I thought, I must give an ultimatum of all friendly organizations. If you do not meet my wishes as a birthday present, it will have negative impact for our relations. If we owe you a favor, without gift that favor will be considered fullfilled.



Ooo, extortion and threats of violence and reneging on debts!

Says a lot.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#34 - 2012-11-24 14:24:32 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Since I, Lord Vaari have recieved less presents as I thought, I must give an ultimatum of all friendly organizations. If you do not meet my wishes as a birthday present, it will have negative impact for our relations. If we owe you a favor, without gift that favor will be considered fullfilled.



Ooo, extortion and threats of violence and reneging on debts!

Says a lot.


Debts are not nullified. Only favors.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#35 - 2012-11-24 16:02:18 UTC
You should acknowledge Queen Synthia's birthday greeting to you, she does outrank you socially.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#36 - 2012-11-24 18:15:31 UTC
I will have to Add to that hunk Andreus's gift. Lol I will double his generous gift. To Double of nothing.

Misha

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#37 - 2012-11-24 20:25:58 UTC
My gift is a podding into an Alpha Clone
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#38 - 2012-11-25 00:01:55 UTC
My birthday is over and it is time to mention most generous friend. Terra Nanotech os the New Eden Industrial Alliance gave me navy issue omen with grand honor guard surrounding me. Moment were prestigious and gift were more than I expected. They shown to us to be true friends of the Imperial Pharmacy.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Dawn Harbinger
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-11-25 04:12:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Dawn Harbinger
To Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, high father and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, paragon of all virtues, teacher of faith...

Please forgive the lateness of this declaration, there was a small problem involving the "help" while construction of your gift commenced. I wish to extend to you heartfelt wishes for a glorious birthday. Please continue to bless Providence with your sermons and holy presence, lest we stray from our righteous path.

Your gift will soon be available for your reception in Holy Providence.
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#40 - 2012-11-25 17:34:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Deacon Abox
Vaari wrote:
My birthday is over and it is time to mention most generous friend. Terra Nanotech os the New Eden Industrial Alliance gave me navy issue omen with grand honor guard surrounding me. Moment were prestigious and gift were more than I expected. They shown to us to be true friends of the Imperial Pharmacy.


That's so nice.

Well as a belated birthday gift please accept my sincere compliments, Duke Vaari:

You don't look a day over 650, and here's to many more years of crustworthiness ! Smile

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

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