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Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#1 - 2012-11-23 21:13:01 UTC
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.

What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?

Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!

So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?

Katrina Oniseki

CCP Falcon
#2 - 2012-11-23 21:15:40 UTC
Wait, what?

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3

Alara IonStorm
#3 - 2012-11-23 21:18:21 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

I am sorry I do not know where you are referring too? There are two locked doors and a hallway between me and you.
Luc Chastot
#4 - 2012-11-23 21:20:10 UTC
My modules are large.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-11-23 21:20:39 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Wait, what?



What, you don't get it? What?
Luke Visteen
#6 - 2012-11-23 21:24:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Luke Visteen
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I think the point OP is trying to make is that the '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' is not displayed properly in the current EVE client. In other words, he is
asking the devs to fix this deficicit, thus making the EVE Client more appealing to a larger audience.

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JamesCLK
#7 - 2012-11-23 21:30:25 UTC
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What did I just read?

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Mr Pragmatic
#8 - 2012-11-23 21:30:27 UTC
My modules are cheap and plentiful. My isk on the other hand is spread out amongst the galaxy.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.

CCP Falcon
#9 - 2012-11-23 21:31:27 UTC
Ohhhh...

Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3

I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.

I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Blink



CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3

The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-11-23 21:33:27 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3

Not for the paychecks?

CCP Falcon wrote:
pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.

Yes, I was meaning to ask, are you ever going to follow up on the Jove storyline or run any major live events?

CCP Falcon wrote:
Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Blink


Compensating for something?

I log in 'cause I've put too much in not to.
Nor Tzestu
Dos Pollos Hermanos
#11 - 2012-11-23 21:36:45 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Ohhhh...

Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3

I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.

I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Blink




Ha Ha matar caps...
JamesCLK
#12 - 2012-11-23 21:44:17 UTC  |  Edited by: JamesCLK
CCP Falcon wrote:
Ohhhh...
Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Blink


I dunno Falcon; matar guns are all rusty and slow.
My modules hit fast, often and get very hot. Dual Giga Pulse Laser P

... It rubs the Nanite Paste... Oops

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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-11-23 21:47:07 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Ohhhh...

Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3

I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.

I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.

Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Blink





Well done... Cool
Frying Doom
#14 - 2012-11-23 21:59:22 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

I am sorry I do not know where you are referring too? There are two locked doors and a hallway between me and you.

You only presume it is a corridor behind that door.

It is actually an amazing area full of shops, bar and strip clubs.

Not to mention the Combat flight simulators, that allow you to fly any ship of your dreams, against AI level three opponents in combat situations, so realistic you would think you are there fighting against other capsulers. Giving you experience and the ability to know what ship types you really want to train for.

Shame someone lost the key.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#15 - 2012-11-23 22:00:13 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
I log in to run after things, pin them down, and make them explode. In the face. Over and over again. Even if they don't want it.

Wait... what are we talking about again? Ugh
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#16 - 2012-11-23 22:40:38 UTC
These forums are getting creepy...

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Vilnius Zar
SDC Multi Ten
#17 - 2012-11-23 22:58:06 UTC
Gogela wrote:
These forums are getting creepy...


Come on now, we've seen worse on this forum.
Kehro Urgus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-11-23 23:03:14 UTC
You don't need to log in to touch your modules. Cool

Yeeee! 

Marvin Narville
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-11-23 23:10:10 UTC
OP is actually Jerry Sandusky?
Serptimis
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-11-23 23:15:29 UTC
Sometimes when I overheat my modules they burn out too quickly, but that happens to everyone , right? Right? Sad
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