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Podding and getting away (With Murder)
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#21 - 2012-11-20 22:43:34 UTC
I admit, I do admire Solstice Project and people like him. It is quite nice to see someone finding a niche within hisec where they can be an utterly murderous douche, and get away with it. And as for not being ISK rewarding? Sometimes these guys get bounties.

With crimewatch changes coming, I'd imagine the number of bounties being collected by Solstice & co. will only go up.

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SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-11-21 05:09:45 UTC
Jarvin Xadi wrote:
Mostly because he/she can. She seems to be purely going after people who afk travel in pods around highsec. Solution is to stop traveling around highsec afk in a pod. Atleast get in a shuttle, or better yet do not go afk in space at all.


Then why have a cloaking device? It's an "I need to pee" button. Sometimes I have to pee like 40 or 50 times while traveling through a popular ratting system in nullsec. I hope they don't notice how much I have to pee it's embarassing.
DaDudeinDump
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-11-22 17:56:05 UTC
Podding alts? Hmm.... *Clicks create new character button*
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-11-23 03:56:03 UTC
It's not murder when you're immortal.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-11-23 04:03:18 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Jarvin Xadi wrote:
Mostly because he/she can. She seems to be purely going after people who afk travel in pods around highsec. Solution is to stop traveling around highsec afk in a pod. Atleast get in a shuttle, or better yet do not go afk in space at all.


Then why have a cloaking device? It's an "I need to pee" button. Sometimes I have to pee like 40 or 50 times while traveling through a popular ratting system in nullsec. I hope they don't notice how much I have to pee it's embarassing.


I've come up with a solution for this, although I haven't had the chance to use it yet (no good games have been released to poop-sock). First up you're going to need a roll of clingwrap, a large super absorbant sponge & some scissors or a sharp knife.

The first step is to completely cover your computer chair in clingwarp. then take the scissors or knife & cut in to the sponge. The cut needs to be deep enough to fit your thingy inside. Put your thingy in to the sponge & wrap it up with clingwrap, leaving a small 'breathing' hole at the end. Place the bucket between your legs, under where your thingy is.

Now you can pee freely with out needing to go AFK. The sponge will soak up your wee, which will then drip in to the bucket once the sponge can't absorb anymore fluid.

Alternatively, humans of the female variety can use a hose instead of a sponge.

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