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Crime & Punishment

 
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Need two week forum ban!

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Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#1 - 2012-11-22 17:55:15 UTC
Hi there,

I am calling on an ISD to give me a two week forum ban.
Reason: I cant stop trolling people and it is now affecting my private life also.

I shall give some examples:

Few days ago, my wife asks me: Am I fat?
I awnsered: not as fat as my girlfriend!

Then my 2 year old daughter asked me is she could have some candy.
I said: no.
She started crying.
My response was: keep crying, your tears fuel my spaceship!

Then yesterday, my coworker, who we shall name John for now, started bitching to me about the boss not giving him a free day.
I responded: Who would hire someone named John anyways?

Today i got stopped by the police for speeding.
The cop asked for my driving license.
I said: sure its in the glove compartment, next to my gun.

These are only a few examples, so i really need a two week ban, to start rehab.
Please dear ISD grant me my real life back?
Cap James Tkirk
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-11-22 18:23:19 UTC
i sya dont ban him let the troll grow more powa-ful
Elias Greyhand
#3 - 2012-11-22 18:56:28 UTC
Ban me because I was stupid enough to read this.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#4 - 2012-11-22 19:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Suvetar
Sorry - I'm afraid that ISD don't ban people Cry

But I can lock this for being off-topic.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]