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Kitaywa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#101 - 2011-10-20 01:42:28 UTC
OP:

Cool story Bro........In what chapter do you shut the **** up?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#102 - 2011-10-20 03:04:10 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


I'm a homosexual. Your attempted insult has no effect on me.

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mavrick1
waistland prospecters
#103 - 2011-10-20 06:34:47 UTC
i have a woman that i am engaged to and i have a life but i play eve to counter act the effects of P.T.S.D and really it helps alot and i know that this game is life for a few people but really it just helps me. i seen enough war and death in real life to scar me but this game is just a way to keep off the crap the V.A. would give me so yeah

under the radar is where i fly i make my isk like very one
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#104 - 2011-10-20 13:38:56 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


Can I have your stuff?

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#105 - 2011-10-20 14:48:43 UTC
And this, this is why I pirate.

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#106 - 2011-10-20 14:54:29 UTC
mavrick1 wrote:
i have a woman that i am engaged to and i have a life but i play eve to counter act the effects of P.T.S.D and really it helps alot and i know that this game is life for a few people but really it just helps me. i seen enough war and death in real life to scar me but this game is just a way to keep off the crap the V.A. would give me so yeah



Just wanted to say thanks for putting your kneck on the line (in real life) for all of us. 
This space for rent..
mavrick1
waistland prospecters
#107 - 2011-10-20 17:25:19 UTC
Cerisia wrote:
mavrick1 wrote:
i have a woman that i am engaged to and i have a life but i play eve to counter act the effects of P.T.S.D and really it helps alot and i know that this game is life for a few people but really it just helps me. i seen enough war and death in real life to scar me but this game is just a way to keep off the crap the V.A. would give me so yeah



Just wanted to say thanks for putting your kneck on the line (in real life) for all of us.


i would do it again if i could i miss being in the army

under the radar is where i fly i make my isk like very one
TexasFire
Texas Deep Space
#108 - 2011-10-20 17:47:19 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.




You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


I shall alert my wife immediately!

I have been outted by an e-peen ISK maker and I must now hang my head in shame...

Oh the humanity.....
mavrick1
waistland prospecters
#109 - 2011-10-20 20:41:22 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun

under the radar is where i fly i make my isk like very one
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#110 - 2011-10-20 23:35:52 UTC
mavrick1 wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun



"the good men who want a long term realitionship..." LOL don't you mean pathetic beta faggots?

Real men don't need a long term relationship, that is for Nerds and Losers!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
charlietink
Fast Acting Gentlemen Squad
#111 - 2011-10-20 23:50:36 UTC
I think you should just quit eve ... and give me all your isk, ships, modules and the 1000's of exotic dancer's you have stored in your pimp wagon you call a badger... or was i not meant to mention that part in public ?

Quote:
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass.


I leave my house everyday and get laid whenever i want, therefore i win... NERD.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#112 - 2011-10-21 00:26:30 UTC
mavrick1 wrote:
if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun


Excuse me, I think I found your punctuation:

;;,,,,,.....

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#113 - 2011-10-21 00:45:54 UTC
charlietink wrote:
I think you should just quit eve ... and give me all your isk, ships, modules and the 1000's of exotic dancer's you have stored in your pimp wagon you call a badger... or was i not meant to mention that part in public ?

Quote:
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass.


I leave my house everyday and get laid whenever i want, therefore i win... NERD.




Maybe if you took the time to read through my post, you would have seen that I have no more isk and no more badgers...

please die now.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
charlietink
Fast Acting Gentlemen Squad
#114 - 2011-10-21 00:57:37 UTC
I still want them ...

Also thanks for proving that you do actualy sit at your computer 24/7, obsessing over replying to every comment in this thread, a few minutes after they've been posted.

this thread is now pointless and you get a -5/10 for being EPIC FAIL.

Quote:
please die now.


Nah, but i could always come kill you, over and over, over again till you give me the items i asked for.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#115 - 2011-10-21 00:59:32 UTC
charlietink wrote:
I still want them ...

Also thanks for proving that you do actualy sit at your computer 24/7, obsessing over replying to every comment in this thread, a few minutes after they've been posted.

this thread is now pointless and you get a -5/10 for being EPIC FAIL.

Quote:
please die now.


Nah, but i could always come kill you, over and over, over again till you give me the items i asked for.


Actually, if you look at my posts, I haven't been on in a while. Cause, I've been going out. Unlike you.

Stop being such a little Nerd and eat something besides Pizza and Hotpockets! You are probably fat and have horrible acne!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
charlietink
Fast Acting Gentlemen Squad
#116 - 2011-10-21 01:08:57 UTC  |  Edited by: charlietink
Quote:
I've been going out. Unlike you.


i don't make it a habit to go out at 2 am ...


Quote:
Stop being such a little Nerd and eat something besides Pizza and Hotpockets! You are probably fat and have horrible acne!


highlighted the fault in that statment for you.

My items and isk, please.


EDIT: What the hell are hotpockets ?!
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#117 - 2011-10-21 01:19:45 UTC
charlietink wrote:
EDIT: What the hell are hotpockets ?!


A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#118 - 2011-10-21 01:23:41 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Cause, I've been going out.

Going solo to a cheap movie and sobbing into your oil-butter soaked popcorn before spending the night shamefully masturbating in the corner of the cheapest strip bar in town does NOT make you one of the cool kids.

But hey, at least you're going out, right? Not like us married guys who stay home to be with our wives (and kids, for those who have them). God, if only we could live like you!

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
charlietink
Fast Acting Gentlemen Squad
#119 - 2011-10-21 01:28:36 UTC
Quote:
A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores.


Love the description ! sounds delightfully tasty and nutritious ! are these things, objects or rancid mixtures of different sick or excrement types also known as TV dinner's ? What?

Always wondered what they are aswell.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#120 - 2011-10-21 01:36:07 UTC
How can people assume this is not a troll?
Seriously, obvious troll is obvious. He couldn't be more obvious unless he had a monocle!

-1/10 ... I read the first sentence and I was like *this is going to be good*. Now I am leaving disappointed!