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101 ways to poach eggs.
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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-11-20 16:03:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
I write and edit for a living and can tell you this is not bad. He'll have a hard time finding a place to sell it, but it is not bad.

Keep it up.

But yeah, aim for shorter next time.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Elias Greyhand
#22 - 2012-11-20 20:02:48 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
..but it is not bad.


Trouble is that "good" is worlds away from "not bad".

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Bifordus Maximus
MissoCorp
#23 - 2012-11-20 20:08:40 UTC
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug


I was actually able to understand all that... Creative? Yes, but you could have used less words and more paragraphs to keep the readers eyes glued if that was your intention. I suppose the amount of people who read the whole are actually the amount of people who liked it.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-11-20 20:24:12 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
..but it is not bad.


Trouble is that "good" is worlds away from "not bad".


What can I say, I am an optimist Big smile Besides, as a writer who struggled at the beginning too, I know how tough it is to find your voice and that's not to say I've found mine yet.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#25 - 2012-11-20 20:43:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir SmokesABunch
Thanks for the criticism. Writing is not what I do...I'm a blue collar schmuck. I thought it would be a good way to relate my experiences in the last 5 yrs playing this game. Its all good...the bad and good. Have a wonderful day. Oh BTW..... autopilot in a pod ffs.

OG Post edited for punctuation.....I think. Be nice grammar Pohleece. Im not running for a trophy or anything.

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#26 - 2012-11-20 22:26:56 UTC
Can you please pod your CEO and steal all his ASSets?

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#27 - 2012-11-20 23:16:15 UTC
I love my CEO. Even though he sighs at my actions and corrects me often, my CEO is a special fella. I'd only gank him if he asked me to......nicely. Ahem phel.

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#28 - 2012-11-20 23:25:45 UTC
I've been immortalized in story. Plus one smokey. My L1TTLE PWNY is on hiatus...but will be back to cause more griefer grief and shedded tears.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Naomi Leafblower
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#29 - 2012-11-21 04:01:32 UTC
You were SUPPOSED to keep that between us.

Like omfg, is all i have to say. No more nookie for you, unles you ask nice AND we can talk about our feelings after. Twisted
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#30 - 2012-11-21 13:27:57 UTC
Naomi Leafblower wrote:
You were SUPPOSED to keep that between us.

Like omfg, is all i have to say. No more nookie for you, unles you ask nice AND we can talk about our feelings after. Twisted



At least she didn't request to snuggle after too!
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#31 - 2012-11-21 16:38:05 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I've been immortalized in story. Plus one smokey. My L1TTLE PWNY is on hiatus...but will be back to cause more griefer grief and shedded tears.


With this refference I thinkthat I&m in need of your services. Can you take on the cfc? I kind of need them removed from null.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#32 - 2012-11-21 19:25:51 UTC
Chlorofluorocarbons? Its the job of us all to eliminate them for the sake of the ozone layer!

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Elias Greyhand
#33 - 2012-11-21 19:46:41 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
..but it is not bad.


Trouble is that "good" is worlds away from "not bad".


What can I say, I am an optimist Big smile Besides, as a writer who struggled at the beginning too, I know how tough it is to find your voice and that's not to say I've found mine yet.


My inner voice has been screaming "Kill the weak ones!" for far too long, I think I need a refund.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#34 - 2012-11-21 20:14:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir SmokesABunch
Please be more clear Mr greyhand. I don't get your angle. I write unpunctuated monologues and pop pods. I'm having fun....I hope you are too.

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Elias Greyhand
#35 - 2012-11-21 20:17:39 UTC
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:
Please be more clear Mr greyhand. I don't get your angle. I write unpunctuated monologues and pop pods. I'm having fun....I hope you are too.


I am a sphere; uncluttered by angles.

Fun is relative. I'm having more fun than a Somali Boy-Soldier but less fun than the dude who gets to "poke" Olivia Wilde.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#36 - 2012-11-21 23:16:42 UTC
I think Somalian boy soldiers have fun....relative to their environment. They huff rotten sewage for a good high. I'm not sure who Olivia Wilde is. Is she a wanna-be Somalian boy soldier?

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Le Badass
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-11-22 10:19:01 UTC
Ok, so it could have used a few paragraphs, but I liked it. It had a certain hypnotic quality. Good entertainment indeed.
Thelma Thunderfanny
Doomheim
#38 - 2012-11-24 10:36:00 UTC
Sir SmokesABunch wrote:


OG Post edited for punctuation.....I think.


Funniest thing I've read all morning.

o_O
Sir SmokesABunch
Trust Is Earned
#39 - 2012-11-25 18:40:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir SmokesABunch
I popped my first slave clone this weekend. 2.2 billion isk on the kill board. I smell top isk kill this month ;p.
Oh...and I trained a prodigy this weekend. I see implant sales going through the roof. P

JESUS! Had days like this. -Kane Robocop 2
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-11-26 15:21:33 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
"poke" Olivia Wilde.


Sure, he is a pretty lucky dude, but we get EVE and we only have to share her with like 300,000 other guys (and a few gals).

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
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