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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5961 - 2012-11-19 00:05:37 UTC
*mumbles*

In?..or Out? Don't stand there and look, it's getting cold pretty quick!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5962 - 2012-11-19 00:15:21 UTC
Are you kidding?

Tell you what...

I'll start wriggling as fast as I can and you girls try to hold me still....

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5963 - 2012-11-19 11:58:57 UTC
- 12 hours later -

Ladys! Your master has a heart attack!! Call an ambulance, quick!!!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#5964 - 2012-11-19 19:55:26 UTC
Am I to late? *adjusts the gloves*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#5965 - 2012-11-19 20:25:24 UTC
When I said go shave, I didn't mean the sides of your head...

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5966 - 2012-11-19 20:26:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*looks at the gloves*

...what are you exactly planning to...do...with these?

edit:
uhh...where did you come from suddenly?? nevermind,... *gently pulls cynters hair*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Kytayn
Kronos TEchnologies
#5967 - 2012-11-19 22:52:42 UTC
Is this yours or Cynter's? (holds up bra with comically placed propellers)

Be careful in Pulsar systems, you might get Pod Flu.

(Bio for YouTube reading)
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5968 - 2012-11-19 22:54:03 UTC
whoops. That's mine :)

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5969 - 2012-11-19 22:58:29 UTC
*gets a nuke and sets it off*

Move along!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5970 - 2012-11-19 23:23:17 UTC
You again???

*quickly hauls all present persons, male or female, under her hermetic aaaand NBC proofed blanket*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5971 - 2012-11-19 23:55:02 UTC
*enters the room silently*

*draws cattle prod and stabs Melvin in the throat with a shiv*

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5972 - 2012-11-20 00:35:30 UTC
Dammit, can't get away from Jesuis anywhere. Still I got the female version for once Big smile

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5973 - 2012-11-20 01:02:18 UTC
*come back again*

THAT BLOODY HURTS NOW!

Move along!
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5974 - 2012-11-20 04:33:32 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Dammit, can't get away from Jesuis anywhere. Still I got the female version for once Big smile

I'd watch out with Number Twelve, there. She is into...shock and awe. More shock I'd say.

And Melvin! Put some damn pants on!

...or at least a...sock.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#5975 - 2012-11-20 05:20:39 UTC
Feel free to untie me anyday now....kinda lost feeling in my hands...and my arms...legs...feet...

...at this point I'm pretty certain this has gone from sexy to a health risk.
Danica Duan
#5976 - 2012-11-20 05:35:39 UTC
Right, right... I'll untie you... in just a moment... right away... breath in again like that...
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#5977 - 2012-11-20 06:44:30 UTC
*Disgruntedly pulls off the rubber gloves*

Dang it... I never get to have any fun... Cry

*Goes and puts on a Grumpy Bear costume*

Come here Danica... Make my Furry self happy again...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
pussnheels
Viziam
#5978 - 2012-11-20 09:16:04 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
*Disgruntedly pulls off the rubber gloves*

Dang it... I never get to have any fun... Cry

*Goes and puts on a Grumpy Bear costume*

Come here Danica... Make my Furry self happy again...

Don't give me that look
It was your idea to use pink fluffy handcuffs and you said to throw the keys away

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5979 - 2012-11-20 09:18:59 UTC
Oh....

Oh Oh Oh Gawd I have Angered Mistress

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5980 - 2012-11-20 09:47:07 UTC
What did we told you?!

You are only allowed to speak on permission!

First position, now! *points finger in front of heels*

Pinups | Bloodhorses