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can i apply for a job at ccp

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Melvin Coulter
Tactical Feed.
Pandemic Horde
#21 - 2012-11-19 19:15:10 UTC
Natsett Amuinn wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
CCP is always looking for talented people to join our team, though "tournament commentator" isn't a position we're currently looking to fill. We have those slots well in hand.

I'd love to do concept art for you guys, I'd even do it for free, I don't need money. And yes I am talented enough to do it, and yes I am bragging, yes I am cocky, yes I've earned the right to be.

I can't travel.
I can't produce art on a "regular" basis.
And I may only be able to do it for a couple of years.
And no, I will never come to iceland, at least not in the winter.

I would also expect to be paid in pie. Freshly baked. You'd have to work out the logistics of that; not my problem.
And no ******* mincemeat, that's not pie goddamn it. Pie has fruit in it, only fruit.


i love mincemeat....

Move along!
Natsett Amuinn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-11-19 19:21:24 UTC
Melvin Coulter wrote:
Natsett Amuinn wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
CCP is always looking for talented people to join our team, though "tournament commentator" isn't a position we're currently looking to fill. We have those slots well in hand.

I'd love to do concept art for you guys, I'd even do it for free, I don't need money. And yes I am talented enough to do it, and yes I am bragging, yes I am cocky, yes I've earned the right to be.

I can't travel.
I can't produce art on a "regular" basis.
And I may only be able to do it for a couple of years.
And no, I will never come to iceland, at least not in the winter.

I would also expect to be paid in pie. Freshly baked. You'd have to work out the logistics of that; not my problem.
And no ******* mincemeat, that's not pie goddamn it. Pie has fruit in it, only fruit.


i love mincemeat....

It's still not pie!!!!!!
Mr Pragmatic
#23 - 2012-11-19 20:19:48 UTC
Guess I can be a kitchen steward...

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Melvin Coulter
Tactical Feed.
Pandemic Horde
#24 - 2012-11-19 20:21:33 UTC
Natsett Amuinn wrote:
Melvin Coulter wrote:
Natsett Amuinn wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
CCP is always looking for talented people to join our team, though "tournament commentator" isn't a position we're currently looking to fill. We have those slots well in hand.

I'd love to do concept art for you guys, I'd even do it for free, I don't need money. And yes I am talented enough to do it, and yes I am bragging, yes I am cocky, yes I've earned the right to be.

I can't travel.
I can't produce art on a "regular" basis.
And I may only be able to do it for a couple of years.
And no, I will never come to iceland, at least not in the winter.

I would also expect to be paid in pie. Freshly baked. You'd have to work out the logistics of that; not my problem.
And no ******* mincemeat, that's not pie goddamn it. Pie has fruit in it, only fruit.


i love mincemeat....

It's still not pie!!!!!!


IT STILL TASTE GOOD!

Move along!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#25 - 2012-11-19 20:24:11 UTC
I still aim to community rep someday!

The Drake is a Lie
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-11-19 20:29:36 UTC
Bi0sun wrote:
and come on all the tournament live tv streams as an expert, get paid lots of money and free trips and accommodation in Iceland, and have an in game name with ccp in front of it?

to decide who wins each match i will just flip a coin and giggle

easy money



There's nothing you can do they can't do worst, so sry, you're too perfect for the job. Therefore I wish you best chance in your future endeavours.


Lol

brb
Natsett Amuinn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-11-19 20:42:31 UTC
Melvin Coulter wrote:
Natsett Amuinn wrote:

It's still not pie!!!!!!


IT STILL TASTE GOOD!

My boy used to eat Alpo, and said it was good. It's his fault I don't believe you.

And I've tasted it. Shocked
Melvin Coulter
Tactical Feed.
Pandemic Horde
#28 - 2012-11-19 20:48:07 UTC
well then i feel sorry for you son i got 99 problems but a pie an't one!

Move along!
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#29 - 2012-11-19 20:54:22 UTC
Let's flip a coin to see if you get hired or not.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
fukier
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-11-19 20:57:47 UTC
Mr Pragmatic wrote:
Guess I can be a kitchen steward...



i was thinking this too...

that way you could have some funny ccp name

like

CCP Lobster Bisque
At the end of the game both the pawn and the Queen go in the same box.
Teinyhr
Ourumur
#31 - 2012-11-19 21:04:45 UTC
Are you looking for talented poledancers? If so, I'm your man.. Yes, I said man.
Qvar Dar'Zanar
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-11-19 21:12:07 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Well, our current ones are so talented that we probably need a few to average out the curve. You'd have to check on http://ccpgames.com/jobs though


Aww all are art and programming things... C'mon, don't you need a lawyer?
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-11-19 21:39:43 UTC
Qvar Dar'Zanar wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
Well, our current ones are so talented that we probably need a few to average out the curve. You'd have to check on http://ccpgames.com/jobs though


Aww all are art and programming things... C'mon, don't you need a lawyer?




Why would they pay for those scrubs when they have for free on forums?
Time for cloud devices with lawyer programs, you ask your question and the thing answers properly, comprehensibly and fast enough to make your problem get solved faster. No more need for those wording dealers, send them to where they belong, back street and under the bridge !!

(no offence, just bad joke inside of course) Lol

brb
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#34 - 2012-11-19 22:16:19 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Is there a position available for resident troll? Big smile


Already taken by Punkturis

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-11-19 22:18:50 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Is there a position available for resident troll? Big smile


Already taken by Punkturis


Haven't seen Punkturis around, a troll needs to be ever present

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Sara Mars
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-11-19 23:00:42 UTC
Confirmng CCP Dolan needs to be renamed to CCP 2-Face
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
#37 - 2012-11-19 23:30:51 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
We have those slots well in hand.


I beg to differ, the current commentators couldnt tell shite from dark chocolate even if they smelt it from 3mm away.
Dinsdale Pirannha
Pirannha Corp
#38 - 2012-11-20 00:58:01 UTC
Gibbo3771 wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
We have those slots well in hand.


I beg to differ, the current commentators couldnt tell shite from dark chocolate even if they smelt it from 3mm away.


But at least one of them will be able to play on the company softball team.
Did you see that arm strength he displayed when he fired his bad decision-making coin across the room?

That is the type of person I want in front of the camera to represent my company when trying to gain new subscribers.
Spurty
#39 - 2012-11-20 18:25:55 UTC
Casirio wrote:
Spurty wrote:
I wont knock the presenters as although that task *looks simple*, wait until a camera is pointed at you and you are asked a simple question. Brains tend to turn to mush under that pressure.

Would like to see more experts in the mix mind you.

Perhaps have some 'after fight' interview of the winning team. Some 'sound bite' about the clash. Some more insight.



on a completely unrelated note. I saw you in a jaguar leaving your Volta hole last night, was hoping for a fight but it was late :P


you were in the cloaky legion :O

Saw you as well

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And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#40 - 2012-11-20 19:47:50 UTC
Chribba wrote:
If that is your application letter I hope you don't get the job, sorry, we need more quality and less jealousy.

/c

WOW, even cool hand Luke is fed up with the waffling going on.Big smile
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