Crime & Punishment

I am playing this game for a few years now and noticed that a lot of players take this fun game way to seriously (even CSM's do). Raging when they lose ships, personal threats, cant move on and forget about some things, etc etc.... That's why we thought it would be funny to send an offer to TEST for their surrender after our dec almost ended :



I probably should have made it 30000B isks to make it less serious And yes, they also took it a bit to seriously. They laughed at least, which is a good start. Wont post their respond here, but they can do that themselves if they want too..

Short version : Stop taking EVE so damn seriously and remember its a game with 'good and very evil players' and it should be fun!

Internet spaceships is serious business.

*puts on tinfoil hat and picks up glenn beck poster* Goons have CIA in their high command. Their metagame is so good, they are reading your emails before they are sent to you. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!


/sarcasm

Yes, men of the internet, let us take deep breaths at our personal computers and not get angry at other men in space vessel game please kk.

Let there be peace. Let there be harmony. Amen.

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Re: Re: Sponsored Podkill 14 of 30
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Sent: 2012.06.27 22:55
To: Boom Boom Longtime,

It is not about the financial loss in a fictive scenario. It is about human behavior. People like you feel happiness in the loss of others. People like you nurish from the weak and feel strong when doing it. People like you defy the divine gift that lies within every soul by desecrating it with their evilness. Even if it is only a game it shows a lot about peoples attitude toward the world and the divine creation that they are part of. The sad thing is that by taking from others you are dooming yourself to what you have chosen to be. You claim to have me purged... from what? You even announced the killing in local chat. You did not purge anything. Neither evil nor the mutant nor the heretic. You just burned someone because you wanted to feel power for a short while and wanted to brag around in front of other people with your selfish deeds. I chose to write you my first answer not because i feel hatred for you nor because i want revenge. I think it is what you deserve because of you being the cancer in other peoples existence. It is what is just and right to happen to you. Nothing you do helps other people to feel better or more comfortable and in the end you will have nothing but an empty soul. Now that i write this i really feel pity for you. You always have a choice to change things. You could be the one to safeguard the helpless. You could protect people from harm. You could just stand up and not give in. And I bet you would feel better because it would make a difference. The choice is always yours.

Sincerely Yours,

Jack

INTERNET SPACESHIPS IS SERIOUS. *******. BUSINESS.

Deleted a personal attack from the thread.

EVE online.
Internet spaceships.
Serious. Motherfuckin'. Business.

Yeah.... way to coddle

Turns out Rydis isn't hot. A thousand goons stopped logging in overnight.

EDIT: Content

During Burn Jita I was sending out Evemails to anyone who's freighter we ganked asking them to rate the gank on a 1-5 scale, 1 being the worst and 5 being the best so we could better service them in the future, and one fellow wrote back "5+ wgga (Would Get Ganked Again) and he went on to talk about how he felt the personal attention to detail was just... there.

I almost felt bad for blowing him up because I can appreciate a good sense of humor.