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Fatally wound the avatar above you.

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#41 - 2012-11-16 19:25:13 UTC
Telekinetically pinch the carotid artery.

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Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#42 - 2012-11-16 20:02:26 UTC
I play this over and over and over again while locking you in your pod with no where to run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2012-11-16 23:04:44 UTC
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
I play this over and over and over again while locking you in your pod with no where to run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Man, you're evil. My mind had managed to 100% block the memory of that. Now it's back. Smile]
Sends you a greeting card full of nano-sized bot fleas. Also a few bot ticks in there, big enough to see, just for fun. You know what happens next. Very ugly.
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#44 - 2012-11-17 05:30:56 UTC
Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.


...naked.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-11-17 07:23:17 UTC
Serves you some 'Fat Bastard Coffee'.
Borascus
#46 - 2012-11-17 09:33:05 UTC
Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine.....................
Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#47 - 2012-11-17 09:49:29 UTC
Borascus wrote:
Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine.....................



You've just bought your first T2 ship: It's a Damnation, a glistening example of Khanid engineering. You decide to to take it for a spin in Nullsec, and as you press jump, you feel a certain excitement inside of you. Your first target is an Ishtar, knowing that it's extensive drone bay is a problem you set the orbit to 20 K.M and, palms sweating move your cursor towards the target button...
..And a Machariel warps in, instapops you and the Ishtar pods you. Karma:1 You:0

Witty pop culture reference goes here 
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#48 - 2012-11-18 19:05:14 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Lol it was fun, i wish there was a personal vendetta RP thread now. Sad


*vote for "try to kill the avatar above you" thread* ^^ Blink



Well...fatally wounding sounds so much more ambitious than simple killing, so I give it a try...

Good evening Mr. Narri, may I introduce you to Mr. Desk...

Mr. Narri - Desk, Desk - Mr. Narri.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#49 - 2012-11-18 19:12:05 UTC
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#50 - 2012-11-19 19:21:52 UTC
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.


...naked.


I just threw up in my mouth a lot thinking about this.... I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemies! You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed.

On topic: I release toxic body gases from my posterior into your pod while blasting Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time" into your pod, promptly seal it, and then jettison your pod into null sec. Good luck!
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#51 - 2012-11-19 19:56:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed.
And to think I come here for my good deeds of the day.

Aktoun-morlasir nomdredah letroul und mar frelious develakal....

Moohoohoohahahaaaaaaa...

dead in 3...
...2
...1

BOO!

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#52 - 2012-11-19 20:35:38 UTC
*removes one of JCCs head-spikes...the chance of pressure causes him to explode*

WHHOOAA!! I didn't expect this to work so...well.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#53 - 2012-11-19 20:53:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Puts a whoopee cushion full of nerve gas in your chair. You're fatally wounded, both by the toxin and by the embarrassing bbblllaaattttaatttatttattt sound.
Edit: It's actually more of a puh-wubwubwubwubwub-oof sound. Accuracy in posting FTW.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-11-20 15:07:09 UTC
Hacks pod to confuse the computer into thinking there's a breach, while jamming the transfer signal. Destructive scanners engage...

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#55 - 2012-11-20 16:39:34 UTC
Sprinkles itching powder in her undies.

Yes, folks...she scratches herself to death.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#56 - 2012-11-20 16:41:42 UTC
*Stabs*

Old ways work best ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2012-11-20 18:55:40 UTC
Replaces g-dampening pod goo with Jello.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#58 - 2012-11-20 19:14:52 UTC
Borascus wrote:
Borascus: So, until he needs a clone he'll never know about this?

Doctor: No, until he revives in his pod he will have no idea that his medical clone has been downgraded.

*Borascus waits*

Huh? Where am I? How did I get a Rifter and Hurricane? I can't even fly those things yet....

Convinces you to get on a ship controlled by an AI computer named HAL.
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#59 - 2012-11-20 19:16:10 UTC
Throws a bowl of rice out the airlock and kicks you out after it...
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#60 - 2012-12-10 03:35:47 UTC
I roll a 12, and resurrect a skeleton army and Blood Golem to slay you. Cool

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