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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5901 - 2012-11-16 15:24:07 UTC
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze wrote:
It's not nice to dis the maker.

*draws cattle prod*

zzzZZZaaaP!


Oh, behave! I was merely respecting the maker out of fear for my life... is that better?
Marissa Graeth
Doomheim
#5902 - 2012-11-16 15:26:32 UTC
And no one is allowed to bring pain to Uudoo but me, got it sister? *cracks her whip*
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5903 - 2012-11-16 15:53:46 UTC
*Pops Head in*

O.O

*Runs*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Borascus
#5904 - 2012-11-16 15:58:36 UTC
That corner was no place for you to stand, you'll be safer here. At some point, I will be gone, but if you look out of that window, yes that one, you'll see my Proteus decloak. In a few minutes.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5905 - 2012-11-16 15:59:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Edit: Ninjaed! Was @Alice

Uh, thanks, but no. When I was a kid, my grandpa told me, "Khergit, don't ever let a women hogtie you or get you into handcuffs. You just don't know what might happen." What a wise man old Grandpa was.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5906 - 2012-11-16 16:05:30 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
*Pops Head in*

O.O

*Runs*


*catches Alice with a lasso*

Not so fast young miss! Twisted


back to topic:

Seems like your grandpa didn't told you how to avoid such girls.
...And he didn't told you how to differ them from male strangers... What?
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5907 - 2012-11-16 20:58:35 UTC
*gulp* yummy... Shocked
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5908 - 2012-11-16 21:28:05 UTC
Hey! Where did your sister go?

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5909 - 2012-11-16 21:46:24 UTC
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Hey! Where did your sister go?

My Wife, Marissa is still here.
Marissa Graeth
Doomheim
#5910 - 2012-11-16 21:50:04 UTC
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Hey! Where did your sister go?

My Wife, Marissa is still here.



Settle down hun, he's just messing with ya. *crack* now where were we?
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5911 - 2012-11-16 21:57:12 UTC
No...

...he wasn't.

*draws cattle prod*

zzZZZAP!

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5912 - 2012-11-16 21:59:26 UTC
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
My Wife, Marissa is still here.

You married your sister?!!

...sick bastard.

Punish her for her sins, Number Twelve.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5913 - 2012-11-16 22:05:20 UTC
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
My Wife, Marissa is still here.

You married your sister?!!

...sick bastard.

Punish her for her sins, Number Twelve.

lmao! again, king of comebacks, no response...

on topic: WTF are you still doing here? Oh wait, you're one of those C**k blockers ain't ya... yeah I seen your kind around before...
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5914 - 2012-11-16 22:09:59 UTC
Well...at least it seems not blocked last night...

*looks at Marissa*
You've seen it too...tell him...
Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
#5915 - 2012-11-16 22:12:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
@ UG

Ha! Tis a vittle man-girly!

Vhere be tis sis vife?

Ah! Ha! Numver Tvelve has her. I see you sis vife of man-girly...


Nun, hier kommen und mama Zucker.




.

"Alle Teile des menschlichen Körpers müde schließlich - mit Ausnahme der Zunge." ~ Konrad Adenauer

Eddy Gambino
Doomheim
#5916 - 2012-11-16 22:26:05 UTC
Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept wrote:
@ UG

Ha! Tis a vittle man-girly!

Vhere be tis sis vife?

Ah! Ha! Numver Tvelve has her. I see you sis vife of man-girly...


Nun, hier kommen und mama Zucker.




.


Hold that thought while Pappa Gambino gets his camera....we're going to make billions off of this!
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5917 - 2012-11-16 22:44:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
Eddy Gambino wrote:
Hold that thought while Pappa Gambino gets his camera....we're going to make billions off of this!

Not so fast with that camera Pappa - razzi.

*stabs Eddy in the throat with a shiv*

Now..what happened to Zoe?

zzzzZAP!

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5918 - 2012-11-16 23:06:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*was unaware for a sec and got caught off guard by the cattle prod*

W..W...wwaa...haa......sss..s..s..s..stttoohhhooop...th..th..thththiiisss *faints*
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5919 - 2012-11-16 23:25:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Good work Number Twelve..

Now...that jacket has just GOT to go!

Moohoohahahaaaaaa!

*Once stripped down, Zoe is tied over a barrel as JCC and #12 gingerly toss ham slices at her exposed bottom.*




.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Fener Iste
Deep Cover Operations Command
#5920 - 2012-11-16 23:38:57 UTC
guess im back to my crash and exile addiction again, oh god why.

Wannabe outlaw.