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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5881 - 2012-11-15 22:19:54 UTC
Moody you say? Well...I will be cautious.

*tightens the whip cutting the scene with her strict voice*


Postrare ante me! ...

Más lamer mía zapato!
Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5882 - 2012-11-15 22:52:00 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Postrare ante me! ...

Más lamer mía zapato!


Si ... eres ... zapato.

Estoy seguro de que ...

*slips syringe from boot strap*

Señora ok ...

Me ... lamer ahora ...

*evil grin...and snickering...*

"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5883 - 2012-11-15 22:57:24 UTC
Dear God! Somebody find that damn midget!

If he gets out CONCORD will come down on all of us!

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5884 - 2012-11-15 22:58:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
I'm sorry, my Liege.

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5885 - 2012-11-15 22:58:58 UTC
Why, number 12?

What did you do?

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5886 - 2012-11-15 22:59:29 UTC
I ate him....

*burp*

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5887 - 2012-11-15 23:00:36 UTC
Thank the maker...

I thought we lost him.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5888 - 2012-11-15 23:09:23 UTC
*short time later*

*holding an empty syringe in her hands*

*looks down on nines dead body*

...I could have sweared it to be a tranquilizer...but...poison??!!

Dafuq is wrong with this Jesez???
Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
#5889 - 2012-11-16 03:20:03 UTC
Hahahaaaaa...

Kill? Sie nur verlängern das Unvermeidliche.

Nun, hier kommen und mama Zucker.

"Alle Teile des menschlichen Körpers müde schließlich - mit Ausnahme der Zunge." ~ Konrad Adenauer

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#5890 - 2012-11-16 03:40:24 UTC
What'd you call that move? The blitzkrieg? Yeah, keep doing that....just, keep doing that...
Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
#5891 - 2012-11-16 03:45:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
Armes Baby. Sie brauchen eine Abdeckung.

Ich kann dabei helfen.


Nun, hier kommen und mama Zucker.

"Alle Teile des menschlichen Körpers müde schließlich - mit Ausnahme der Zunge." ~ Konrad Adenauer

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#5892 - 2012-11-16 03:48:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Baby ChuChu I wont deny i was pleasantly surprised to find that when we mated last night you, like some Euro women, had hairy unshaved armpits. Its my new fetish.

Concord Approved Trader

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#5893 - 2012-11-16 03:49:32 UTC
Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept has them also ♥

Concord Approved Trader

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#5894 - 2012-11-16 03:51:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Baby ChuChu
助けてください

edit: Curse you Google translate! Ninjaaaaaaaaaa'd
Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5895 - 2012-11-16 04:00:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
La ayuda está aquí!

Al parecer, las señoras están en un enlace.

Entre las nueve y siete ... no?

"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5896 - 2012-11-16 10:04:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
mmmhmm...I like them when they are freshly cloned...

*completely immobilzes neuf with chains, rope and handcuffs this time first, so she can't harm herself*

*slowly surrounds her...only the cold sound of Zoes stiletto heels on concrete floor breaks the dark silence*

edit:
@Cache: your bavarian oktoberfest girl is cute. ^-^ Big smileBlinkCool
Borascus
#5897 - 2012-11-16 10:36:22 UTC
The insurance package should help, as for the clone, you were still actively conscious for 5 minutes after. I hope you can hear this wherever your new clone is.

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5898 - 2012-11-16 13:57:05 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
mmmhmm...I like them when they are freshly cloned...

*completely immobilzes neuf with chains, rope and handcuffs this time first, so she can't harm herself*

*slowly surrounds her...only the cold sound of Zoes stiletto heels on concrete floor breaks the dark silence*

edit:
@Cache: your bavarian oktoberfest girl is cute. ^-^ Big smileBlinkCool

I love it!

I told you she was moody. Good job on locking this one down. She likes to play but you must earn it.Blink

The Bavarian Oktoberfest girl...HA!...Brilliant! I can dig it! She was an interesting catch. I tracked her for days. I finally podded her outside an asteroid belt in system LG-1 TA. Well, we scopped that frozen corpse right up and put her into the reberthing chamber of the POS, asap. Two days later...

BAM! Project number seven complete.

Now, everyone...please continue.

...and don't be nice about it.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5899 - 2012-11-16 15:18:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Uudoo Graeth
Yeah... you again...um...listen, I'm not really into elite assassins surprising me in the morning... while your girls are hot, you kind of creep me out. So, how about this. You leave now, and I'll forget this little accidental meeting like this ever happened... oh and I'll give you 10% of my haul. Call it a business proposition. Whatya say?
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5900 - 2012-11-16 15:21:22 UTC
It's not nice to dis the maker.

*draws cattle prod*

zzzZZZaaaP!

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard