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LOLZ at 0.0 corps - epic fail
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BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-20 03:57:02 UTC
Warning Warning.

DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP / ALLIANCE

Raining Doom / Dirkistan


If you enjoy being raged at cursed at and belittled join this corp

If you enjoy a FC making a stupid call and asking everyone else to join in on his death join this corp

If you enjoy corp mates jamming you during combat join this corp

If you enjoy flying with an FC (Captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how each sec system works join this corp

If you want to fly with an FC (captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how ships work join this corp


Dont join this corp. Captin Dirka who is in charge of the "recruitment corp" is willing to put other pilots ships in place of his own to save himself. He expects pilots to do the impossible (instapop)

If you are curious if this is a simple emo rage I will tell you the story of a ******** fc.

Once upon a time on a roam from N5Y we were sitting on a gate and NC rolled up and blobed the gate. I was flying a blackbird along with two other mates one flying a falcon the other a griffin. The falcon pilot joyfully jammed two of OUR OWN ships while chaos broke out. Needless to say the fleet was crushed.

Remaining fleet moved/reshipped in taisy (a lowsec) system.

While sitting on station, in a blackbird still, a neut drake decides to play around and yellowbox me. I docked and then undocked to be safe. Well our glorius FC in a vaga decides to agress the drake. He goes GCC and if you know what lowsec does then the you know guns fire at you.

FC calls out hes AGRESSED, uh yeah ****** he can shoot back if he likes without the guns shooting him and in lowsec it means pretty much crap.

With 8 other fleetmates on the station they agress...all go gcc ...derp.

And the FC is yelling at me to jam the drake, on station, in a blackbird....

Comms are nuts and Im yelling so what hes agressed hes not gcc ill die on the station if i jam.

Needless to say our glouriously ******** fc (and your future ******** fc if your dumb enough to join this corp) losses his 200m vaga, with 8 corpmates alreayd shooting at the drake.

I try getting off a jam on the drake but immediately station guns make me have to get out before i can even cycle my second jammer.

I made it out with 25% structure not even being able to activate 3 modules........


1st lesson you dont ask a blackbird to go gcc on a station or a gate...it doesnt work. You mind as well tell him to self destruct, he'll last longer... 2nd lesson if you cant kill a drake with 8 other mates without ecm support without dying YOURE FAIL

So FC decides to boot, ban and kick me from corp/ts

Dirka, you're a ****** that doesnt know how to fight in lowsec. Dont try.

Kill mail for lols:

Drake

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459236

Dead Vaga (cpt ******)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459235

Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation
kiwis-can-fly
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-10-20 04:34:38 UTC  |  Edited by: kiwis-can-fly
Yeah I have met this fella he tried to recruit our corp sometime ago pushy F'er.
Comy 1
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2011-10-20 04:36:49 UTC
Would read again.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2011-10-20 04:38:59 UTC
ISK killed: 147.25 bil
ISK Lost: 1,926.77 bil

Over its lifetime that alliance has lost almost two trillion ISK in assets while destroying only 147 billion. I can't see how anyone could expect to gain anything by joining it.
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#5 - 2011-10-20 04:44:56 UTC
Why do people always come crying here when some one else takes advantage of their dumb decision?

S H I T P O S T I N G
BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-10-20 04:50:03 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
Why do people always come crying here when some one else takes advantage of their dumb decision?



Not crying at all just (I didnt die btw) just pointing out a ******** fc that rages .

Any logical person would read this and lawl himself at the raging emo fc


Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#7 - 2011-10-20 05:13:26 UTC
Ragin FC's are indeed funny, also, your implying I'm logical, grave mistake good sir.

S H I T P O S T I N G
Wylee Coyote
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-10-20 05:22:11 UTC
Captin Dirka...

Dirkistan...

Really?

You did no reasearch on the corp/alliance before joining it?

Got what you deserved...
Ripperljohn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-10-20 09:04:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ripperljohn
Sounds very much like my corp.

I, too, have an unreasonably bad CEO/HEADMASTERCHIEFINSTRUCTOR1STCLASSFC.

really bad.

the bad kind of bad.

badbad, so to say.

E: We're recruiting
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-10-20 09:16:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Sutskop
ITT: A Vaga dying to a Drake while his gang of 8 fails.

/edit: Just to reiterate: Since there are no gateguns on either km the Vaga must have been blinky, so the Drake agressed the stupid Vaga-in-scram-range. lol.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#11 - 2011-10-20 09:20:18 UTC
Dirka dirka.

(Why am I the first to think of this?)

http://www.wormholes.info
BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-10-20 13:09:17 UTC
They were all red (the 8 corpmates) in local. I noticed no gate guns either on KM however they were all red in local whereas the drake was not.

Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation
Friendly Gank
Unilateral Inaction
#13 - 2011-10-20 13:40:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Friendly Gank
no station guns on vaga km coz battleclinic sucks bawls http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10849362

[edit] forgot CCP forum linking failure
Kahz Niverrah
Distinguished Johnsons
#14 - 2011-10-20 15:02:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Kahz Niverrah
Ignore me.

I don't always post on the forums, but when I do, I post with my main.
Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
#15 - 2011-10-20 15:14:46 UTC
Why is it that corporations or alliances that have the most grandiose names or the most 'over the top' names, are usually the opposite?

In this case; corp name is 'Sinister Elite' .... erm, hardly. Alliance name is 'Raining Doom' ... I don't even know what to say about how much doom was/is rained, especially when you look at the stats and their kb...the last kill as of this moment is....wait for it...wait for it...





an ibis!!!
Chiyeung Bonaparte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-20 15:59:07 UTC
I love how Dirka calls his alliance a PRO pvp alliance
captain dirka
Sinister Elite
#17 - 2011-10-20 16:19:03 UTC
someboddy mad

thanks for the laughs guys

and yeah gate/station guns dont show on mails **** happens got a kill dont care. bolster gave us a good laugh by "ransoming" us to leave the corp.. apparently he thought he was worth 500m payment to leave? trololol?
BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-10-20 16:30:51 UTC
Ummm good try Dirka, you really are a ******.

The gate guns dont show up on battleclinic because its battleclinic.

The fact that you raged like a little girl and couldnt kill a drake with an 8v1 without losing a ship and screaming for jams makes you.......profail

And since you were being a **** and my gear is in npc space where the corps system is I asked for 95m to jump it out since you were being a deusch in exchange for me docking so you could kick me from corp. You were the one trying to get me to pay YOU 500m to get my stuff.

Was really good times watching you rage about docking so you could kick me, you were too stupid to not even try to scan me down with probes and just kill me instead. But that is what we expect from an FC/ceo that doesn't understand the game.

Why rage when you could have simply fleet warped to me and killed me, podded and then kicked.

I even left fleet open for about 10mins to see if you were smart enough to try and warp to me.

Utter fail Dirka, utter fail.

I now understand why in one week you lost 4 members



Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation
Lakshata Chawla
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-20 16:31:56 UTC
Man I'm never the drake pilot that's lucky enough for an idiot to agress on station.
BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-10-20 16:40:21 UTC
Yes Dirka, because losing a 200m ship to a 50m ship is pro

Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation
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