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The Python Cartel is Back
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Spectre3353
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-11-09 21:25:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Spectre3353
After a bit of a hiatus, the greatest pirate corp in the history of the universe has returned. You may remember us from such hits as:

The Amamake Defense Force

Ken Killing

Spec For Lowsec

Skira Ranos Being a Whiner

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

In addition I have begun posting to the greatest pirate blog in the history of the universe once again: http://evenewb.blogspot.com/

I realize that the reaction is probably going to be to shed tears of joy and thank the lord that Eve no longer has to be boring and lame thanks to our return. Please keep in control, you're embarrassing yourself and making it awkward for everyone.

But seriously, you're all welcome. We may be recruiting a small number of pilots in the next few weeks. If you like to have fun and shoot things a lot feel free to contact me in game for consideration.

I missed all yous guys.

http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
Andrea Skye
Rico's Roughnecks.
#2 - 2012-11-09 21:39:45 UTC
The Best FC, best solo PvPer and best smacktalker in EvE, has just bumped this thread
Kobrakilla
LowKey Ops
Shadow Cartel
#3 - 2012-11-09 23:23:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Kobrakilla
I approve this PEN15
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2012-11-09 23:31:00 UTC
Welcome back. Shiptoasting will never be the same.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-11-09 23:40:03 UTC
You assholes better let me back in... maybe tomorrow (USMC birthday so I'll be drunk and I'll fit right back in! Big smile)

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Santana IV
The Python Cartel.
Something Really Pretentious
#6 - 2012-11-09 23:43:13 UTC
!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-11-09 23:57:45 UTC
I expect a massive circle jerk later, I do not wish to leave disappointed.

I'll wear my fursuit

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-11-10 01:19:38 UTC
Back in Python! Soon I will do something horrible to someone's pets Big smile

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557800_4338509874811_1821638689_n.jpg

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Mane Frehm
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#9 - 2012-11-10 07:18:03 UTC
Sigh........there goes the neighbourhood.

WB
Ospie
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-11-10 08:15:56 UTC
Pythons dying.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#11 - 2012-11-10 08:40:03 UTC
I must be too young, No idea who these guys are xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Apoctasy
GentIeman Bastards
Something Really Pretentious
#12 - 2012-11-10 10:59:24 UTC
Smacktalk Proficiency level V finished training just in time
Queue K'Umber
Lucky Golden Emperor's Jade Phoenix Dragon Bistro
#13 - 2012-11-10 11:57:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Queue K'Umber
Does it still cost 500m to get my stuff transported to lowsec in order to join?

EDIT:
Seriously though, back in the day when I posted about the most notorious pirate corp/alliance The Jerk Cartel was privately mentioned many times.
[Leghumping redacted]
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-11-10 18:55:11 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
I must be too young, No idea who these guys are xD


Think of us like the A-team of eve... 1:33 is a pretty apt summaryBlink

If you don't know who the A-team is you might be beyond help

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Andrea Skye
Rico's Roughnecks.
#15 - 2012-11-10 19:50:56 UTC
Sneaking into the Captains Quarters...
Cartheron Crust
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#16 - 2012-11-11 15:43:14 UTC
Welcome back. Cool
Bfoster
Dependable Delinquents
Fraternity.
#17 - 2012-11-12 22:34:00 UTC
When I think of the fun I had in eve.. I remember those long nights flying naked with GH, Spec, and skye. For a chick, skye is pretty well endowed..
Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#18 - 2012-11-13 01:02:43 UTC
Andrea Skye wrote:
The Best FC, best solo PvPer and best smacktalker in EvE, has just bumped this thread


Head gets any bigger and it wont fit through the door :D

Welcome back gents.
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#19 - 2012-11-13 02:37:23 UTC
Spectre3353 wrote:
After a bit of a hiatus, the greatest pirate corp in the history of the universe has returned.
M0o is still dead, so no.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-11-13 03:10:17 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
Spectre3353 wrote:
After a bit of a hiatus, the greatest pirate corp in the history of the universe has returned.
M0o is still dead, so no.


Exactly, they're dead.... they were not the fittest for survival Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
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