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You might be playing eve too long If....
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Wolf Spyder
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-11-09 21:02:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Wolf Spyder
1, you drive down the road, encountering a freeway on ramp and think Jumpgate.
2. you see law enforcement and think CONCORD
3. You see a car with a skull and crossbone sticker on it and think BOUNTY
4. you classify comercial trucks as industrials
5. you refer to home as the Captains Quarters
6. You call the wife and ask for permission to dock in the garage
7. you refer to cities as Systems
8. you refer to counties as regions
9. you refer to the deserts as null sec
10. you tell your wife you are going to JITA to do some shopping. JITA being your favorite store.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2012-11-09 21:04:15 UTC
When you get into a bar fight and start by orbitting...

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#3 - 2012-11-09 21:25:25 UTC
The manual for your new LCD TV is a skill book.

Familiarizing yourself with it means that reading it once through means training it up to Level 1...twice is level 2....etc
Fort Knockers
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-11-09 21:30:23 UTC
You're afraid of getting suicide ganked when passing an unfamiliar jogger/biker while doing same.
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#5 - 2012-11-09 21:38:27 UTC
You see your wife putting on make up and think of the character creator and how much more effective it would be Big smile
Destru Kaneda
Arzad Police Department
#6 - 2012-11-09 21:39:15 UTC
You see this thread for the 14th time.

I like it best when the beats are naked.
Fasturian Icildentirf
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#7 - 2012-11-09 21:41:02 UTC
You keep a collection of disguises and alternative wardrobes for when you want to "play an alt".

Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized. 
Demolishar
United Aggression
#8 - 2012-11-09 21:42:16 UTC
When on meeting someone in real life who also plays EVE, you immediately begin planning how you are going to scam them for everything they have by abuse of RL trust.
Da'iel Zehn
Evil Frosty's Premium Liqours and Fine Wines
#9 - 2012-11-09 21:49:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Da'iel Zehn
When you're only in your boxers for days, the closed blinds are augmented with curtain armor, have a neck beard, working on nothing but naps, eating nothing but chocolate cake mix, and drinking 3 liters of Dr Pepper every day...

Oh wait...

Thats every game. haha Big smile
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#10 - 2012-11-09 22:00:16 UTC
When you find the forum more entertaining than the game itself.

Mr Epeen Cool
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-11-09 22:04:09 UTC
"You might be playing eve too long If...." is an echo more than a new thread.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-11-09 22:05:14 UTC
You realise DT = RL and panic

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#13 - 2012-11-09 22:22:01 UTC
You touch yourself while looking at ...
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#14 - 2012-11-09 22:23:22 UTC
You nerf yourself for being too effective.
Talus Veran
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-11-09 22:38:39 UTC
You refer to making money as Making ISK (Icelanders Excluded.)

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Hauling Hal
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-11-09 23:16:03 UTC
Destru Kaneda wrote:
You see this thread for the 14th time.


Noob!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#17 - 2012-11-09 23:27:54 UTC
You already know that there will be the whiners about this threads existence.

And of course the classic: Trying to camera spin a screenshot or EVE video.

The Drake is a Lie
Krakhen
Praetors of Orpheus
#18 - 2012-11-10 02:38:31 UTC
Destru Kaneda wrote:
You see this thread for the 14th time.



You feel more and more jaded by the jadedness of the forum replies.
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#19 - 2012-11-10 02:53:17 UTC
... if you learned how to Excel because there were no programs that did any calculating for you.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#20 - 2012-11-10 02:53:22 UTC
Krakhen wrote:
Destru Kaneda wrote:
You see this thread for the 14th time.



You feel more and more jaded by the jadedness of the forum replies.



You correct the original poster of this comment as this is the 30th thread since 2006.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
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