Crime & Punishment

Dear Capsuleers,

Is your corp lacking in vital intel? Have you had trouble predicting any enemy's movements? Do you need somebody on the inside?

Look no further. I am not the spy you will be contacting; in fact, you will never contact the actual spy. All transactions and information will be sent through this, an alt, to maintain secrecy and avoid blowing the spy's cover. Suffice to say, the spy can and will infiltrate any corp of your choice, be it by actually joining them or monitoring them in a Cov Ops ship.

This service will be strictly regulated, and pricing worked out on a case-by-case basis. I will assess the possible risk of discovery, the time required to integrate properly, and ask for the cost based on that amongst other factors. A flat sum will be required up-front, and then information will be fed almost completely unconditionally until the terms of the contract are met. The only time information will not be given freely is when it is of special significance, and I deem it worth more than the original contract price. This will rarely ever happen, however, and even in these extreme cases the additional costs will be fairly insubstantial, and flexible to the contracter's budget.

Please notify me of your interest in this thread (with an alt to maintain confidentiality). I will also insist that all contracts (discussed via evemail) are made through mains, however, in order that I can hold contracters responsible if they should in any way try to violate the contract. And by "holding them responsible", I mean notifying immediately the spied-on corp what has transpired. Violations of agreements will not be accepted, which is why the consequences are severe.

I look forward to doing business with you.

im interesting in hiring you to infiltrate the Pleasure Palace of Stimulus inc

Are you only offering information gathering services or are you also open to awoxing?

I require your services! Your target is a private corporation called Derpwaffe. Intel reports have shown that they are completely unorganized and intoxicated the majority of playtime. I have also heard rumors about their leader being the head of Al-Derpa Mahummad Jihad, The NRA, The NWA, NASA, and of course NAFTA.

Their base of operations is located in the north pole.

This will be a completely wet contract! If you have any questions..... hesitate to evemail me.