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[SOLD] WTA 36,9m SP miner + L4 runner
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Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-11-02 17:43:28 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-11-03 10:03:48 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: Why did the calf cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-11-04 08:53:49 UTC
Daily bump and joke

Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?

A: Moose and Squirrel
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-11-05 17:11:25 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

A: To keep his ankles warm.
Radius Prime
Tax Evading Ass.
#25 - 2012-11-05 18:40:38 UTC
I don't know what this is but it sure isn't industry toon. Please change title so you stop wasting peoples' time.

Reopen the EVE gate so we can invade Serenity. Goons can go first.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-11-05 21:06:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Friffo
Fine Pirate better? Didn't liked the jokes though? You seem angry Blink
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-11-06 06:59:04 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?

A: Is this a joke?
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-11-07 16:46:28 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

He marks the camels that kick.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-11-08 17:11:08 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-11-09 06:19:35 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Cats are cool because you don't have to buy them. You see them on the street, take them home -- they're yours. You ain't never seen a cat being bought out of a pet store. They just sit in the pet store. They're under there like, 'Meow,' and you be looking at them like, 'Oh they're so cute. Let's go find one like that.'
Vorlain
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2012-11-09 08:38:48 UTC
I'll offer you 7bn... alot of waste in there.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-11-09 17:10:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Friffo
Thanks for the offer but it's too low.

A lot of waste...like toxic waste? Big smile
Vorlain
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-11-10 00:38:37 UTC
Np good luck with your sale.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-11-10 15:36:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Friffo
If you raise it to 10b we might have a deal Blink
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-11-10 19:23:58 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-11-11 09:43:20 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-11-12 14:12:35 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."

The second one says, "I'll have one, too."

The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-11-13 17:52:37 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.
Zaru Varin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-11-13 18:02:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Zaru Varin
9b retracted. pilot found

All done purchasing for now.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-11-14 14:42:18 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?

Fungi to be around!