Crime & Punishment

Hello Space Friends and angry men of the internet.

I have committed many crimes against members of the community (including bad posting) from the sweaty cesspit that is Amarr Local, and now wish to rectify this and appease my sins.

Time to don the 10 gallon hat, get the spurs on, load the Smith & Wesson, saddle up high ho silver and mount the steed cowboy.

As a mother drove her 32 year old lazy, un-groomed, unemployed, spoon fed alcoholic son to the superstore yesterday to buy him nutritious supplies and potent wine so that he need not leave the command bunker over the weekend, activities in internet spaceship game were discussed.

Aghast at some of my "cognitive pvp" crimes against fellow capsuleers on the global system of interconnected computer networks, for the first time in my life my mother said she was disappointed in me *sad face*.

Like a bolt of thunder to the heart my eyes opened and in a flash I realised just how far a rotten apple had fallen from a once majestic tree.

Retribution is going to bring about a change to the bounty mechanics and I was just going to let my 12b bounty i got for discommodious misdemeanours expire when the expansion is rolled out like a herd at the beginning of a cattle drive.

The look of shame on my Mother's face has subsequently changed my mind and I now plan on letting another pilot "rodeo roast" my pod and scoop the lot at some point in the future.

Mumsie has requested to see the FRAPS footage of me getting my comeuppance and has cut my weekly allowance until she does *sighs*.

No deposit required / no convo / no 50-50 deals / no finding Jingo-Jango's in Gruntilda's Lair - the full amount un-conditionally (minus the amount that defaults to corp if your tax is above 0%).

"One has to be in it to win it"

To participate send a mail to my inbox which contains something spontaneous and funny along with the 30m Interstellar Kredit entry fee to my wallet with the description "Boom Rodeo".

When i check both are received I move your mail to my Boom Rodeo mail sub-section and will pick the winner towards the end of November.

I will notify the winner directly and provide further details of how to mount the stirrups and leave the stables

The total collective pot of Interstellar Kredits entry fees received I will divvy up and use to compensate previous victims so in a way this is in effect a "Community Victim Support and Rehabilitation Exercise".

I would offer to compensate them with isk from my own personal wallet however last night when updating orders the butan borkened and started adding 0s as i hit enter and the broker fees cleaned me out.

Thank You and good luck.

BBL ♥

You told me you lived in Peru.

I can see the Machu Picchu from my bedroom window.

Unless i am mistaken that is what i am offering in this thread?

If one is wet behind the ears and doesn't have 30m then truly there is no hope.

I will assist in your atonement.

Lol. Edit - Booze is bad kk

Ok, seeing as people seem incapable of figuring out this scam for themselves, I will do it for them.

Firstly, the OP has admitted to a past of tomfoolery and scumduggery. They say that they want to atone, however, and that everything will be all right again. 12b up for grabs, and all you need to do is give 30m. (Sounds familiar... I wonder how many Nigerian Princes have left me billions only if I submit my bank details.)

That's a fair trade, right? 30m for 12b is a pretty good-going rate. I mean, it's not like the OP will take your money and run away with it, is it? No, of course you'll get the pod.

So, let's carry on with the scam. After all, somebody's definitely going to get that 12b. But it's such a good deal that no doubt lots of people will want the 30m 12b swap; already in this thread 120m has been handed over.

So what happens to the people that sent in 30m but don't get chosen? Because of course, somebody will get chosen (because the OP will definitely not want to keep the scam going on for as long as possible by keeping the bounty), but everybody can't get it. Already the OP has earned 90m out of gullible readers, and that's an absolute minimum.

If you don't get chosen (and that's pretty much a guarantee) then you've just lost 30m. You will NOT get it back. You will NOT get 12b.


If the OP really wants to prove me wrong, I'll see a lone pod appear in Jita labelled "12b". I somehow doubt it.

I am not sure I fully understand what is happening in this thread.

I thoroughly enjoyed the mediocrity of this thread.

I think C&P finds my postings to contain just a hint of whimsey and magic.