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I feel so weak...

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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-11-02 20:48:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
Vera Algaert wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.

you just failed Physics 101 - vaccum is a very good insulator.


Even if vacuum held insulating properties it wouldn't matter because your naked body would still be exposed, allowing heat to transfer out of your body via the skin. Besides, you would die of asphyxiation before freezing -- which I noted.

Also, I wouldn't rush to judge others seeing as you likely wouldn't pass middle school english with your level of reading comprehension (of a fictional piece, no less!) and an interesting way of spelling "vaccum" Roll

Good day, sir!

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-11-02 21:11:03 UTC
join a corp/alliance that will have your back, and they can teach you to sack up and PvP. props for speaking up about it
Justin Valentine
Mickey Mouse Club
#23 - 2012-11-02 23:16:57 UTC
Xylorn Hasher wrote:


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)


True they are lacking some balls but they are not lovers but infact paranoid, narcissistic and 2 faced liars.
France is not romantic, the French people are not a nice bunch in general.
David Campbell
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-11-02 23:37:43 UTC
Justin Valentine wrote:
Xylorn Hasher wrote:


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)


True they are lacking some balls but they are not lovers but infact paranoid, narcissistic and 2 faced liars.
France is not romantic, the French people are not a nice bunch in general.


As a French citizen myself I'm starting to feel a bit offended. But once again all these comments usually come from our British and Americans cousin, whom I believe haven't starred in a mirror in a long long time.
We have our flaws, and I cannot deny we are narcissistic, but lack of braveness or unwilling to fight is just not true.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2012-11-03 01:31:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
David Campbell wrote:
Justin Valentine wrote:
Xylorn Hasher wrote:


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)


True they are lacking some balls but they are not lovers but infact paranoid, narcissistic and 2 faced liars.
France is not romantic, the French people are not a nice bunch in general.


As a French citizen myself I'm starting to feel a bit offended. But once again all these comments usually come from our British and Americans cousin, whom I believe haven't starred in a mirror in a long long time.
We have our flaws, and I cannot deny we are narcissistic, but lack of braveness or unwilling to fight is just not true.


Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol



Maybe if the french drew help from anyone that wasn't french they could fight a respectable war.... maybe a.... foreign legion? P

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Ravend
The Black Crow Bandits
Pandemic Horde
#26 - 2012-11-03 01:35:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Ravend
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
David Campbell wrote:
Justin Valentine wrote:
Xylorn Hasher wrote:


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)


True they are lacking some balls but they are not lovers but infact paranoid, narcissistic and 2 faced liars.
France is not romantic, the French people are not a nice bunch in general.


As a French citizen myself I'm starting to feel a bit offended. But once again all these comments usually come from our British and Americans cousin, whom I believe haven't starred in a mirror in a long long time.
We have our flaws, and I cannot deny we are narcissistic, but lack of braveness or unwilling to fight is just not true.


Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol



Maybe if the french drew help from anyone that wasn't french they could fight a respectable war.... maybe a.... foreign legion? P

Don't blame the french soldiers, blame their commanders. France had the best tanks at the beginning of the 2nd World War. Fortunately Le Général De Gaulle saved a bit of the honor and kept fighting with the Allies while the head of state had surrendered to Germany and collaborated (he was later sentenced to death for this).

Of course the USA couldn't lose or have any problems with the Germans since there has never been any World War on their soil.

I hate seeing so many clichés, don't forget that the birth of the USA was made possible thanks to France.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-11-03 02:04:19 UTC
Ravend wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
David Campbell wrote:
Justin Valentine wrote:
Xylorn Hasher wrote:


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)


True they are lacking some balls but they are not lovers but infact paranoid, narcissistic and 2 faced liars.
France is not romantic, the French people are not a nice bunch in general.


As a French citizen myself I'm starting to feel a bit offended. But once again all these comments usually come from our British and Americans cousin, whom I believe haven't starred in a mirror in a long long time.
We have our flaws, and I cannot deny we are narcissistic, but lack of braveness or unwilling to fight is just not true.


Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol



Maybe if the french drew help from anyone that wasn't french they could fight a respectable war.... maybe a.... foreign legion? P

Don't blame the french soldiers, blame their commanders. France had the best tanks at the beginning of the 2nd World War. Fortunately Le Général De Gaulle saved a bit of the honor and kept fighting with the Allies while the head of state had surrendered to Germany and collaborated (he was later sentenced to death for this).

Of course the USA couldn't lose or have any problems with the Germans since there has never been any World War on their soil.

I hate seeing so many clichés, don't forget that the birth of the USA was made possible thanks to France.


And then we saved France from Germany, so we're even. Though we pushed the British out so the French could cut off their escape so we did more Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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David Campbell
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-11-03 02:47:43 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol

Maybe if the french drew help from anyone that wasn't french they could fight a respectable war.... maybe a.... foreign legion? P


Yeah, because America has done so well in it's wars since WWII. I don't care what you think of France or the French. I just can't stand hearing people say we're cowards when we lost 2.000.000 soldiers in the last 100 years. For a country the size of Texas, I think we've had our fair share of horrors and deserve at least some respect on that particular front.

And for the OP : Just grow a freaking spine would you ? And if you can't, whining about it on the forum won't make it any better.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-11-03 03:01:47 UTC
David Campbell wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol

Maybe if the french drew help from anyone that wasn't french they could fight a respectable war.... maybe a.... foreign legion? P


Yeah, because America has done so well in it's wars since WWII. I don't care what you think of France or the French. I just can't stand hearing people say we're cowards when we lost 2.000.000 soldiers in the last 100 years. For a country the size of Texas, I think we've had our fair share of horrors and deserve at least some respect on that particular front.

And for the OP : Just grow a freaking spine would you ? And if you can't, whining about it on the forum won't make it any better.


We lost just over 1,000,000 in world war 2 alone (1941-1945) so when you're ready to have your testicles actually descend we'll be more welcoming.

Though I agree with you on the op Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#30 - 2012-11-03 03:23:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Nostradamouse Riraille
Freundliches Feuer wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

i'm french canadian


There we go.


That's even worse...

Disgrace to all french canadians.


Grow balls, Fight.


Tabarnak...

Also, the french millitary failing didn't transpose over here... I thought we managed to kill that off the gene pool...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Chateauguay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Major
Christine Peeveepeeski
Low Sec Concepts
#31 - 2012-11-03 04:39:02 UTC
Oooooh its you OP, the guy we killed the other day.

TBH you had the right attitude when going down. You just did it in the wrong neck of the woods tbh. one of the FW sides was going to blow you up since you were level 5 mission running in the middle of the front lines :D
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-11-03 06:33:08 UTC
I like the OP. There are way too many wusses out there that run and hide from any adversity and will never change. Nice to see he has learned to be a man somehow.
Mytzso
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-11-03 13:25:03 UTC
I feel I must intervene. I live in France (I am not French), and in my personal experience the French are wonderful, have great culture and amazing cuisine. I wouldn't describe them as cowardly either. People from Paris may be a bit difficult to deal with sometime, however, they are the same callous type you get in any mega-metropolis. New Yorkers, Londoners, etc seem to be the exact same type. Go to any little auberge in the middle of rural France and you will experience wonderful hospitality and eat probably the best meal of your life. Don't knock France until you've tried it for reals. Also, French chicks are hot.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-11-03 14:01:40 UTC
Is it true they banned fireworks at the Euro Disney theme park as everytime they set them off the French tried to surrender ?

Black Man with Goggles

Reppyk
The Black Shell
#35 - 2012-11-03 14:39:22 UTC
I'm French and the OP is a 'tard.

/thread.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !

neo smith
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-11-03 21:07:15 UTC
[quote=Surfin's PlunderBunny][quote=David Campbell][quote=Justin Valentine][quote=Xylorn Hasher]


Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol



and would have done the same to us British if it were not for the channel. (if indeed it was a fortnight)
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-11-04 04:23:56 UTC
neo smith wrote:
[quote=Surfin's PlunderBunny][quote=David Campbell][quote=Justin Valentine][quote=Xylorn Hasher]


Lol, Germany overran the entire french military in a fortnight Lol



and would have done the same to us British if it were not for the channel. (if indeed it was a fortnight)


It totally was a fortnight (they attacked through the Ardennes, the French didn't see it coming at all) and the RAF kicked some serious Luftwaffe ass Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Corail Amber
Losing All Hope Was Freedom
#38 - 2012-11-04 06:40:35 UTC
Yeah what about Napoleon conquering half of Europe ?
What about France providing vital help to the American Revolution ?

Don't bring history if you dont consider all the facts.

Also sentences like : People from X country are [whatever] , are basically stupid as heck.

France is beautiful, it's a great country, have hot chicks, wonderful gastronomy, people, and places.
Deal with it.
Kr0nicz187 BUKBUK
Rusted and Rejuvenated
Triumvirate.
#39 - 2012-11-04 11:18:45 UTC
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..
When the covert cyno tackler arrive I panic and try to refit carrier to run away.


Step one to being a pvper lose the panic...that panic is just adrenaline, use it to think faster...and missioning in 2 carriers? lol

MoA

Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#40 - 2012-11-04 13:33:14 UTC
Join a pvp corp, its incredible easy to lose simpathy for others....

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7