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Some questions for Hans

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Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#21 - 2012-11-01 17:25:59 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
Cearain wrote:
After this set of rule changes I am no longer going to play this computer game involving fw occupancy.

o/ later man. gf, have fun, enjoy eve retirement. You'll be better off than the rest of us addicts. Blood pressure will stabilize, less stress, all that.


LOL sorry I didn't say I was leaving eve or even faction war. I just won't be capping any plexes because it is foolish for amarr to bother with it.

But yeah I have been taking a bit of a break from eve. Its been nice. You might want to give some thought to doing the same.

Make faction war occupancy pvp instead of pve https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=53815&#post53815

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#22 - 2012-11-01 17:31:23 UTC
Cearain wrote:
kraiklyn Asatru wrote:
Meh I suggest not only Hans ignores this guy, but everyone does.



Yeah, how dare I give quotes from him, and ask him some questions about how he arrived at those views.

It's so unfair.

Everyone should just give the csm member a blowjob and hope they get something in return.

In the meantime, Hans will reamain bewildered why so many people from opposing factions suggest he is biased.



It's at that point you lose all credibility OP. If you must resort to such childish antics, why should I care about your views. You've just shown the level of your mentality, and I, along with many others, stop caring about your issue. Good luck, as if that is your best, you will need it.
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#23 - 2012-11-01 17:59:26 UTC
Cearain wrote:
X Gallentius wrote:
Cearain wrote:
After this set of rule changes I am no longer going to play this computer game involving fw occupancy.

o/ later man. gf, have fun, enjoy eve retirement. You'll be better off than the rest of us addicts. Blood pressure will stabilize, less stress, all that.


LOL sorry I didn't say I was leaving eve or even faction war. I just won't be capping any plexes because it is foolish for amarr to bother with it.

But yeah I have been taking a bit of a break from eve. Its been nice. You might want to give some thought to doing the same.



And here I thought you'd finally stop **** posting.... What?
Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#24 - 2012-11-01 19:12:55 UTC
Super Chair wrote:
Cearain wrote:
X Gallentius wrote:
Cearain wrote:
After this set of rule changes I am no longer going to play this computer game involving fw occupancy.

o/ later man. gf, have fun, enjoy eve retirement. You'll be better off than the rest of us addicts. Blood pressure will stabilize, less stress, all that.


LOL sorry I didn't say I was leaving eve or even faction war. I just won't be capping any plexes because it is foolish for amarr to bother with it.

But yeah I have been taking a bit of a break from eve. Its been nice. You might want to give some thought to doing the same.



And here I thought you'd finally stop **** posting.... What?



I stopped the **** posting a while back, but I see you're still at it.

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Vordak Kallager
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#25 - 2012-11-01 19:42:03 UTC
A lot of the actual people you are fighting are still poor as **** bro. Min FW was farmed to ****, but not usually by actual Minmatar.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#26 - 2012-11-01 20:37:33 UTC
Vordak Kallager wrote:
A lot of the actual people you are fighting are still poor as **** bro. Min FW was farmed to ****, but not usually by actual Minmatar.



I believe it. But that doesn't answer why we had to remove the minimal balance that existed to protect the underdog. Why did Hans feel he had to act on the belief that the winning side was being wrongly punished?

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Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#27 - 2012-11-01 20:48:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Cearain
nevermind.

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Silence iKillYouu
Girls Lie But Zkill Doesn't
Pandemic Legion
#28 - 2012-11-02 01:18:13 UTC
kraiklyn Asatru wrote:
Meh I suggest not only Hans ignores this guy, but everyone does.

EVE Mail me i dont check forums often.

Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#29 - 2012-11-02 01:29:59 UTC
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?
Rezig Huruta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-11-02 01:32:54 UTC
Zarnak Wulf wrote:
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?


Trick question! Trick question! Its a lollipop!
Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#31 - 2012-11-02 01:36:16 UTC
Yes, but does Hans no the riddle of steel? Crom will cast him out of Vallhalla if he doesn't.
subtle turtle
Doozer Mining Cartel
#32 - 2012-11-02 03:59:15 UTC
Zarnak Wulf wrote:
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?



Oooooooooo!

Is this a "ask Hans anything" thread?

If so, Hans, when cuddling, do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#33 - 2012-11-02 04:08:45 UTC
subtle turtle wrote:
Zarnak Wulf wrote:
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?



Oooooooooo!

Is this a "ask Hans anything" thread?

If so, Hans, when cuddling, do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?


That's an easy one! He likes to be the little spoon.
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okay, I'll be leaving now....
Dan Carter Murray
#34 - 2012-11-02 10:14:53 UTC
So... ARETR had no alts in winmatar militia because we were trying to fight to take our space back. Then we noticed how so many "loyal" amarr had alts and said go **** yourself and joined caldari. We were able to keep our ships coming in so we could keep fighting because yes the winmatar elite pvp skills with perfectly balanced gameplay crushed any chance of anyone in amarr having an income.

Why does everyone act surprised that the winmatar csm finger bangs a certain alliance mate to get more terrible ideas that benefits their side only?

Hopefully next csm is amarr and the **** train of vengeance can begin.

Oh and next csm needs to tell more people to get ****** when it comes to bad ideas and they need to be much less professional...this professionalism the current csm tries to ooze is obnoxious.

I like telling people to get ******...and I'm rude.

Just saying.

To the ****** that said amarr fail at pvp : you're ******* ********. Undock in something other than an sfi/bb blob but until then...blow me.

Oh...and one more thing...it's been emotional.

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Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-11-02 11:10:53 UTC
when both sides, winners and losers, both complain that a system doesnt work or is not living upto promises made, it doesnt work.

Amarr said "hey this is gunna land slide one way" while not getting paid much for their efforts against hordes of minmatar. everyone was ok with it

Minm are complaining they dont have many pvp targets or gangs to shoot, dont get paid much either because they have so few systems to plex.

kinda irrelevant who says what or how they say it, just that they take the time to try and help the system as a whole.

throwing the poop at each other personally (including CSM hans) its just slowing down an otherwise constructive process.

We knew inferno was not going to work, we all said it time and time again BEFORE the damned expansion. We are all still here and we all still care about a game play choice we pay our subs to enjoy.

Hans isnt such a terrible guy, sure he could do more especially with terms of fair and open feedback from CSM meetings, hes trying to sift through alot of great ideas alot of bad ideas and alot of, well, poop and insults.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#36 - 2012-11-02 15:23:21 UTC
Zarnak Wulf wrote:
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?


You're doing it wrong. Melt it with lazers.

subtle turtle wrote:
Is this a "ask Hans anything" thread?


No. It's Cearain asking stuff he's asked 1000 times before, questions that have been answered, and that he will keep asking until the mechanics match up with his exact specifications. He is clearly incapable of understanding that sometimes CCP takes ideas and implements their own version of them despite all player protest, CSM or otherwise, and incapable of steering his anger towards the people in his own faction that promoted the iterations coming in December. His (and Poetic's) outrageously rude and childish behavior towards Susan and myself, paired with a refusal to acknowledge all the other bloggers (including Amarrians) that shared the same views as her stands as irrefutable evidence of their own personal bias, not mine.

subtle turtle wrote:
when cuddling, do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?


I prefer to be a fork. It's better for stabbing people in the back in my endless quest for power, fame, and glory. Twisted

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary

Abyssum Invocat
Yet Another Tax Haven
#37 - 2012-11-02 16:10:17 UTC
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
Zarnak Wulf wrote:
Hans,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Popsicle?


You're doing it wrong. Melt it with lazers.

subtle turtle wrote:
Is this a "ask Hans anything" thread?


No. It's Cearain asking stuff he's asked 1000 times before, questions that have been answered, and that he will keep asking until the mechanics match up with his exact specifications. He is clearly incapable of understanding that sometimes CCP takes ideas and implements their own version of them despite all player protest, CSM or otherwise, and incapable of steering his anger towards the people in his own faction that promoted the iterations coming in December. His (and Poetic's) outrageously rude and childish behavior towards Susan and myself, paired with a refusal to acknowledge all the other bloggers (including Amarrians) that shared the same views as her stands as irrefutable evidence of their own personal bias, not mine.

subtle turtle wrote:
when cuddling, do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?


I prefer to be a fork. It's better for stabbing people in the back in my endless quest for power, fame, and glory. Twisted

Now all we need is for Cearain to whine a bit more and a couple more people to insult him and we can end this terrible, terrible thread. Then we get to start all over again tomorrow.
Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#38 - 2012-11-02 17:08:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Cearain
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:

subtle turtle wrote:
Is this a "ask Hans anything" thread?


No. It's Cearain asking stuff he's asked 1000 times before, questions that have been answered, and that he will keep asking until the mechanics match up with his exact specifications. He is clearly incapable of understanding that sometimes CCP takes ideas and implements their own version of them despite all player protest, CSM or otherwise, ...


Except for the fact that I was not asking you about what ccp said or did. I was asking you about your own statements. So arguing ccp doesn't listen to you doesn't really apply here.


Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:

...and incapable of steering his anger towards the people in his own faction that promoted the iterations coming in December. His (and Poetic's) outrageously rude and childish behavior towards Susan and myself, paired with a refusal to acknowledge all the other bloggers (including Amarrians) that shared the same views as her stands as irrefutable evidence of their own personal bias, not mine...



Hans I really don't care if you can dig up someone from fweddit who was in faction war for a month and agreed with this idea or that idea. I am asking how you came to to the conclusions I quoted.

You and susan have been quite rude and childish toward myself and others who disagree with you. Her blog has even been characterized as a "troll" blog by many in minmatar whose opinions we both respect. So please don't try to claim that the conversation taking the tone it currently has, is all my doing.

I would invite anyone who would like to know how the tone of the discussion got to where it is to feel free to read her blogs and comments since inferno. They can start with the one where she has a big picture of a crying baby to represent the amarr who expressed dissatisfaction with inferno. And probably me in particular I don't know.

I don't mind that she does that. I chuckled at the baby pictures both sides were posting. But really calling the other side a crybaby isn't going to be very constructive is it? I and others have responded saying essentially calling you and susan a cry baby. So how is that working out?

Hans the statements I quoted from you are what you really said. If you still believe them I think people interested in faction war should know that. If your views have changed let us know that too. The questions are still sitting there numbered for easy reference. You can either complain that they are "unfair" or the "tone" was wrong. You can insist that only softball questions be asked of you in a very subservient tone, or you can fill us in on what you are thinking/doing. It's up to you.

Make faction war occupancy pvp instead of pve https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=53815&#post53815

X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#39 - 2012-11-02 17:22:48 UTC  |  Edited by: X Gallentius
These are long winded whines from somebody who hasn't logged in for a month. Give it a rest. Log in, play the game for a week, and then come back and whine, err... give an honest assessment of what you have experienced, OK?
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Of Essence
#40 - 2012-11-02 17:32:12 UTC  |  Edited by: chatgris
X Gallentius wrote:
These are long winded whines from somebody who hasn't logged in for a month. Give it a rest. Log in, play the game for a week, and then come back and whine, err... give an honest assessment of what you have experienced, OK?


On that note, I finally did that last night between WoT games in some of my favourite ships (condor/arbitrator).

Went roaming around, blew people up. Was fun. Everyone can easily fly around in cheap ships and keep the ISK flowing in with plexing while baiting for pvp.

I am really looking forward to the new NPC's on Dec 4 that don't hit as hard so that plexes will be more amenable to solo pvp without one side taking a beating from rats.

Just wanted to say, in all of this hate for Hans thread - I like the direction CCP is taking with FW. It's gotten better, the upcoming changes are making it better. I don't know how much of this is due to Hans, or just CCP, but I like it regardless. It's moving towards the utopia I envision where both side can fly around, do fw things while blowing each other up and still have plenty of ISK to reship and go at it without any dedicated carebearing required.

Everyone in only pvp ships always blowing each other up, with no-one unable to make enough ISK to do it as their full time activity!