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Yep this is very true.. I was indeed high on medication class : )
We walked through a forest and left all our trouble's in a hollowed out branch.
We then found a doorway in a tree that lead to a passage which in turn lead us to a
stair case which lead us down down down to a cave with crystals : )

KK the truth is that by the time we had got to the forest i was asleep and was dreaming about
making contracts in eve : ))

If you too can dream about EvE,,

a saturday bump

poor bump, no effort. Goats ate his imagination as he was trying to fornicate with them!

Glad I haven't lost the touch as to my ability to carry entertainment value for you ladies and gentlemen.

As always, I aim to please.

Moar bacon chips!

Recruitment thread bump?

NOPE CHUCK TESTA.

Virkman has a new handle,, he is now know as Frazzels
This may have something to do with the fact that every time he has spoken on ts over the last
3 days all you can hear is.... crunch crunch mumble crunch mumble.
He has found a shop that are doing bacon flav crisps ( chips for you americans out there )
at a reduced rate.. so always being the type of person that looks out for a good deal he
bought himself LOTS of these crisps and is now living on them

So we are looking for a new silky voiced dane to replace our old one who has gone over to the
junk food way of life

Me i shall carry on smoking my pipe wearing my smoking jacket drinking my tea and bumping this thread
all whilst enjoying my EvE time with the threat of whats sounds like the cockie monster coming on ts
and mumbling about something or other that no one understands any more

This bump is in honour of Virkman..
We knew him well and enjoyed his sick funny side..
No longer to be understood by all his fellow members..
Never forgotten and sadly missed..
We look forward to the day when that danish voice calls on TS
Clear and sweet and makes us all wet again...


Long live the Virkman o7
Hail !! Hail !! Hail !!

crunch crunch crunch.....


Out of bacon crisps now but still plenty of room in IT.
I will serenade you with my silky voice. Let my essence glide into you

No more crunch crunch : )

Virkman is back a return to his his silky voice,
But we are sure this is not by choice,
Of bacon chips he has ran low,
He has now returned to the recruitment show,
So if on TS you feel your wits start to melt,
Its that danish voice as smooth a felt,

His voice is a hug that you do not want to stop,
Of this we are thankful to the poor supplied shop,
But its sure not to last as they do restock fast,
And when they do we are back to hallf mast,
Bacon chips the bane of our beloved frazzels,
His voice like the sun in summer that dazzels,

So if you are sure that this could be home.
Come settle under our nice secure dome,
Well look after you, feed you and much much more,
But of one thing you can be sure,
Virk is and alway will be,
Our friend our lover and oh so much more,,,

KK enough of this crap.. a daily bump for a corp that is great...

The alarm clock rang in the dark room of the captains quarters, the lighting above the bunk had dimly lit; there was no movement from him as he laid there on the bunk for several minutes. The alarm rang and rang, finally tiered and fed up with the annoying sound he rolled over and pressed his hand against the alarm clock, trying to shut it off in the dim light that caused him to squint. A female’s voice came from the darkness of the room, “Time to wake up Rumtin.” It was Aura, her image appeared on the counter top from the holographic image projector. “You have a scheduled meeting today with Enitouvo Erkonoi, the security division’s agent from the Chief Executive Panel Bureau.” Sitting upright he shifted towards the edge of the bunk, “I know Aura, I know.” The light in the captain’s quarters began to illuminate the rest of the room slowly as the information screen across the room began to power up and display the comings and goings of the New Eden universe. He stood up, stretched his arms and yawned; he walked over to the two panels at the foot of the bunk, his Bio readout showed his clone was in good health, his molecular structure was intact. He sighed as his quietly said in a cocky tone “No infectious viruses today.” He walked over to the mirror on his left, pressed on the upper left panel of the mirror as a click noise sounded, opening the mirror outward revealing the hidden closet of hanging clothes with his boots at the bottom. He grabbed his usual attire, the mirror closed as he pulled his shirt over his head and down his defined torso.

After he finished getting dressed the last buckle on his boot clicked into place, there was a ring on the com’s channel. It was Enitouvo Erkonoi, “Rumtin.” He said in a rough chiseled voice. “I’m calling you to let you know I need to reschedule our meeting to an earlier time, is it possible if you can come to my office in the next hour to discuss the mission proposal? The Panel has giving me another work load and I can’t afford to put it off.” Rumtin looked at the agent finder holographic window as he sat down on the couch in front of the desk. “That shouldn’t be a problem Enitouvo, as you know I’m currently docked in the station. I’ll come by your office as soon as I can.” Rumtin answered in an up cheery voice. “Thanks again Rumtin, I’ll be looking forward to explaining this fiasco to you.” Enitouvo said with a smirk on his face. The agent finder panel faded back to its defaulted screen. Rumtin leaned back against the couch with one hand over his forehead, he exhausted with a sound of tension. “Is everything ok Rumtin?” Aura’s voice came from the agent finder’s panel’s speakers. Her image appeared on the screen with a somewhat concerned look. Images of the last missions Enitouvo sent him on came flashing in his mind, all the shots being fired from the Guristas Pirates ships as he fought hard to prevent a defecting high ranking member of the Chief Executive Panel Bureau from escaping. He looked at the holographic panel displaying Aura’s face, “Yes, everything is fine Aura.” He stood up from the couch and made his way towards the captains quarters exit into the station, he looked at Aura on the agent finder panel “When I’m done with Enitouvo, let’s go over the blue prints schematics again and see how we can improve designs.” “I’ll have the uploads ready and waiting for you when you return.” She answered with a smile on her image.

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