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GOONS, YOUR TIME IS UP!

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SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#81 - 2011-10-19 14:04:58 UTC
I'm looking forward to more of these ravens forming a fleet of 150 with no logistics/commandships/reconships and so on.

Really, I wanna see it crossing Deklein.
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#82 - 2011-10-19 14:10:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Cerisia
Botleten wrote:
Cerisia wrote:

Oh gosh!

Didn't hit a nerve did I?


I don't think you so much hit upon a nerve so much as a logical fallacy. As Ngoa pointed out, miners arent exactly known for either their ability to effectively organize or pvp.... I, for one, highly anticipate this upcoming rabble of pubbies trying to do something other than their typical routine of mindlessly staring at asteroids for hours on end.

Edit: Apparently he's really gaining traction! His alliance is now up to 4 whole corps with 71 total members! But don't worry, there's hundreds more corps waiting to join, trust him on this one...



Don't get me wrong , I doubt very much that the alliance mentioned in this thead will be much of a threat (based on what I've seen of the chatlogs anyway) I am happy , however to be proved wrong.

I'm not even a miner so I have no vested interest really either.

I'm just pointing out the weakness in the Ice War , in that everyone simply assumes that the miners will just take the ganking and not attempt to fight back. That is a huge assumption to make (I remember a time when Goons assumed that their sov bills were being paid , look where that got you).

Imagine if they did organise, hire a load of mercs , war dec and pick you off as you came into high sec. It would make life a tad difficult for you. All it would need then is for a null sec alliance to attack your home territories at the same time and....
This space for rent..
Vile rat
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#83 - 2011-10-19 14:23:06 UTC
Cerisia wrote:
I'm just pointing out the weakness in the Ice War , in that everyone simply assumes that the miners will just take the ganking and not attempt to fight back. That is a huge assumption to make (I remember a time when Goons assumed that their sov bills were being paid , look where that got you).

Imagine if they did organise, hire a load of mercs , war dec and pick you off as you came into high sec. It would make life a tad difficult for you. All it would need then is for a null sec alliance to attack your home territories at the same time and....



Yes please.
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#84 - 2011-10-19 14:33:11 UTC
Vile rat wrote:
Cerisia wrote:
I'm just pointing out the weakness in the Ice War , in that everyone simply assumes that the miners will just take the ganking and not attempt to fight back. That is a huge assumption to make (I remember a time when Goons assumed that their sov bills were being paid , look where that got you).

Imagine if they did organise, hire a load of mercs , war dec and pick you off as you came into high sec. It would make life a tad difficult for you. All it would need then is for a null sec alliance to attack your home territories at the same time and....



Yes please.


Is the right answer (and the one I expected from you guysPirate)
This space for rent..
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#85 - 2011-10-19 14:34:40 UTC
Cerisia wrote:
Imagine if they did organise, hire a load of mercs , war dec and pick you off as you came into high sec. It would make life a tad difficult for you. All it would need then is for a null sec alliance to attack your home territories at the same time and....

Open Eve.

Go to the corporations tab.

Go to the wars tab.

Go to other wars.

Type in "Goonswarm Federation" and hit search.

Select them and look at the active wars.

Surprise! They're already wardecced by pretty much every merc entity out there, looking for cheap ganks in Jita / Amarr / etc.

Somehow. Just ... somehow .. they're still around.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Istyn
Freight Club
#86 - 2011-10-19 14:35:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Istyn
[ 2011.10.19 14:16:09 ] Istyn > So, I have a srsbsns question for you
[ 2011.10.19 14:16:09 ] Crystan Jakri > yes?
[ 2011.10.19 14:16:32 ] Istyn > How are you going to take on goons with the objective of not having to be in station, if you're staying in station now?
[ 2011.10.19 14:19:13 ] Crystan Jakri > what the **** do you want? im busy
[ 2011.10.19 14:19:20 ] Istyn > An answer. :(
[ 2011.10.19 14:19:41 ] Istyn > I am like philosoraptor, I must ponder such things.
[ 2011.10.19 14:20:45 ] Istyn > ... Whatcha thinkin' about?

He left conversation after that, presumably to donate more attention to his Deklein invasion plans.

Edit:

You are not allowed to contact Crystan Jakri.

BigBadJoker BandOfJokers has added you to his/her blocked list, and will not receive future invitations to chat with you.


Aw.
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#87 - 2011-10-19 14:50:26 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Cerisia wrote:
Imagine if they did organise, hire a load of mercs , war dec and pick you off as you came into high sec. It would make life a tad difficult for you. All it would need then is for a null sec alliance to attack your home territories at the same time and....

Open Eve.

Go to the corporations tab.

Go to the wars tab.

Go to other wars.

Type in "Goonswarm Federation" and hit search.

Select them and look at the active wars.

Surprise! They're already wardecced by pretty much every merc entity out there, looking for cheap ganks in Jita / Amarr / etc.

Somehow. Just ... somehow .. they're still around.



Goonswarm federation is involved in 5 wars , hardly every Merc corp out there
This space for rent..
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#88 - 2011-10-19 14:57:31 UTC
Griznatch wrote:
So what corps in goonswarm are recruiting?


I can get you into Goonswarm for a one-time-only reduced price of ISK 450 millions. And a Chimera.

Ni.
Gossamer DT
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#89 - 2011-10-19 15:00:26 UTC
Send out your white rider in the morning for Hisecdeep will not fall!

On a serious note, when can we expect that war dec'd? I am sure our ice gankers are tried of refitting ships and this would be a welcome change.

who is your main, and what does he do?
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#90 - 2011-10-19 15:10:46 UTC
Gossamer DT wrote:
Send out your white rider in the morning for Hisecdeep will not fall!

On a serious note, when can we expect that war dec'd? I am sure our ice gankers are tried of refitting ships and this would be a welcome change.


His alliance has the same number of people as it did when the thread started and tactical knightmare are busy blowing them to bits. At this rate I think you can bet on seeing a dec from them in 6-9 months.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#91 - 2011-10-19 15:11:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyrrashae
What's a "pubbie," and is it edible?

(EDIT) for lol-worthy typo.

Ni.
Istyn
Freight Club
#92 - 2011-10-19 15:42:49 UTC
Well Crystan no longer wants to talk to me so I spoke to two others:

http://pastebin.com/QGp61tL5

http://pastebin.com/gyitUtzP
Dr Kang
Perkone
Caldari State
#93 - 2011-10-19 15:51:57 UTC
Ye, unto us from the carebear masses arose a leader to bring mission runners and macrominers together against the foul Oppressor. On his Mackinaw steed he led a thousand pubbies in a thousand invincible Orcas to victory.

He has many names, many forms-until this day he was nothing but a whisper traded amongst those flying failfits amongst the belts.

He is the leader of The Cluster,

He is the One Who Will Oppose The Menace

He is The Anti-Mittens

He is: Inattim ehT

Inattim ehT has no puppy, nor does he fly a Saber. His hair care products are cheap, although his beard is thick and does not at all look like a scraggily pubic goat mess perched upon his chin.

Together with OilotnoM, who is not at all borderline autistic, and is in charge of a super-serious elite pvp brotherhood they will rise up and honourebly defeat the fey goons and their lackeys, TEST.

Terrible FC LudgaZ will handle the fleets, and ANZAC operations will be supervised by ItsuW, who is from New Zealand.

Behold ye nullsec dwellers, and tremble before their might. Vengence has come, and Inattim ehT is its name.
Istyn
Freight Club
#94 - 2011-10-19 15:54:52 UTC
I love you.
Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
#95 - 2011-10-19 15:55:32 UTC
Lyrrashae wrote:
What's a "pubbie," and is it edible?

(EDIT) for lol-worthy typo.



Pubies are not really edible per se...

Pubbies is the new 'coolspeak' term that Goons use for non-goons.
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#96 - 2011-10-19 15:58:35 UTC
Quote:
[ 2011.10.19 15:35:39 ] Istyn > A boxset of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magical.


Confirming glorious spaceking Istyn looks after the best interests of his corp.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#97 - 2011-10-19 15:59:24 UTC
Istyn wrote:
Well Crystan no longer wants to talk to me so I spoke to two others:

http://pastebin.com/QGp61tL5

http://pastebin.com/gyitUtzP


Bwahahahahahahhaaa

No really?

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Luhya Saho
Mad-Hatters Inc.
#98 - 2011-10-19 16:09:48 UTC

[ 2011.10.19 14:54:31 ] Istyn > I offered to go away for wan hundrad meerion but your executor said no.
[ 2011.10.19 14:56:09 ] Ziggy Soarer > 100 milion too much I was thinking more like 50 isk per goon podded


Thats what i'm talking about, ratting is for chumps. never again shall i have to mission for iskies
Opusmind
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#99 - 2011-10-19 16:12:36 UTC
Istyn wrote:
Well Crystan no longer wants to talk to me so I spoke to two others:

http://pastebin.com/QGp61tL5

http://pastebin.com/gyitUtzP


I really hope he is trolling, about all the stuff they don't have.
Cause if not, there will be no funny killmails.

My epic hilarious chatlog desire have been fullfilled for today, thank you!

Opusmind
Gossamer DT
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#100 - 2011-10-19 16:45:12 UTC
Hummm.. the noobness is almsot perfect, this might be a troll.

who is your main, and what does he do?