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QUIZZA
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#1 - 2012-10-30 07:34:06 UTC
Can someone please translate this hate mail for me. It has been burning me up for years.
From: B888n
Sent: 2010.12.27 15:47
To: QUIZZA,

LOL!!!!
Long laughing at you, you idiot:)
One need not be a simple wizard to merge the indus, but you are also merged the egg. Hang on your ass wooden medal with the inscription - "I'm cool!" Noob .. :)
How many have lost something ??:)) When thundered for killing the eggs:)) I personally have zero - there was a fractional assignment, and charms without imps. :)

Shocked

"A Throne is but a seat covered in Velvet" Napoleon
QUIZZA
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#2 - 2012-10-30 07:37:38 UTC
I replied with the usual u mad bro after blowing up his mining fit battleship to which he/she replied.

From: B$$$n
Sent: 2010.12.27 16:00
To: QUIZZA,

I'm not mad at idiots, raising its rating on the Indians:) And for the idiots merging eggs lousektore:)
I find it funny to watch vaschi attempts to be cool and serious. Noob noob everywhere, and low in the Zeros ...

WTF???????????????????????????????????What?

"A Throne is but a seat covered in Velvet" Napoleon
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-10-30 08:21:28 UTC
QUIZZA wrote:
Can someone please translate this hate mail for me. It has been burning me up for years.
From: B888n
Sent: 2010.12.27 15:47
To: QUIZZA,

LOL!!!!
Long laughing at you, you idiot:)
One need not be a simple wizard to merge the indus, but you are also merged the egg. Hang on your ass wooden medal with the inscription - "I'm cool!" Noob .. :)
How many have lost something ??:)) When thundered for killing the eggs:)) I personally have zero - there was a fractional assignment, and charms without imps. :)

Shocked


Wow! That's amazing.

I'll try...

"Ha, ha! I am actually laughing at you! What you did took no effort (merging the Indus is trivial since it is a river and already merged).

Why don't you hang a medal on your ass proclaiming how cool you are and be done with it?

Besides, I am incredibly wealthy and this loss means nothing to me... I'm attracted to imps?"
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#4 - 2012-10-30 08:36:00 UTC
It's a map to his treasure. X is clearly marked about 14 centimeters up his indus, but he has a low tolerance for pain and that is why he is mailing you.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-10-30 09:08:17 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
It's a map to his treasure. X is clearly marked about 14 centimeters up his indus, but he has a low tolerance for pain and that is why he is mailing you.


LOL

How much plex would be needed to make a trip like that worth it? Any volunteers to check?
thekiller2002us
The J8sters
#6 - 2012-10-30 09:42:08 UTC
when i'm reading this i hear this guys voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVmU48oyXA

I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal..
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#7 - 2012-10-30 09:44:37 UTC
one of the best ****** tears mails ive seen for ages :)
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#8 - 2012-10-30 10:44:41 UTC
I believe he called you an idiot.

Who put the goat in there?
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#9 - 2012-10-30 12:45:50 UTC


What he's sending is a message that says:

"I have literally no idea how to type in English".

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-10-30 13:44:22 UTC
I'm pretty sure what he said was:

"Come at me bro!"

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#11 - 2012-10-30 15:41:43 UTC
My guess...google translate had a field-day with something that made sense at one point in time. But he must have clicked 'Comedy' instead of 'Translation' when writing.
Beachura
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-10-30 18:01:54 UTC
This is a google translate attempt gone wrong. He's telling you that you're a coward for killing something of his and that he has the money to replace that ship a million times over.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#13 - 2012-10-30 18:07:50 UTC
A millions times over?, op should put that to the test.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2012-10-30 20:00:23 UTC
I actually laughed at those mails, no mere LOL from me. +1 for tears poorly translated from another language so they sound better than they actually were.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ur235
Appetite 4 Destruction
#15 - 2012-10-30 22:10:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Ur235
What are these Eggs he keeps going on about?

hmm
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#16 - 2012-10-30 22:24:49 UTC
QUIZZA wrote:

How many have lost something ??:)) When thundered for killing the eggs:)) I personally have zero....



My personal favorite part.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-10-30 23:25:29 UTC
I think he's asking you if you'll help paint his house....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
QUIZZA
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#18 - 2012-10-31 09:42:50 UTC  |  Edited by: QUIZZA
Vaschi attempts?

Lousektore??

I then asked him why he was mining in a battleship and why he would jump into lo sec in said mining laser fitted BS without scouting to which he replied.

From: B%%%n
Sent: 2010.12.27 16:25
To: QUIZZA,

1 v 1 to urinate in trousers to fight.

WTF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ugh

"A Throne is but a seat covered in Velvet" Napoleon
QUIZZA
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#19 - 2012-10-31 09:48:50 UTC
thekiller2002us wrote:
when i'm reading this i hear this guys voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVmU48oyXA




I also hear this guy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM&feature=relmfu

"A Throne is but a seat covered in Velvet" Napoleon
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-10-31 10:26:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Barrogh Habalu
QUIZZA wrote:
Vaschi attempts?

Lousektore??

"Your attempts", most definitely. Lousectore must be standing for "low sec". "Zeros" is probably null sec.

QUIZZA wrote:
1 v 1 to urinate in trousers to fight.

Somewhat like "Let's 1 v 1, or are you too scared to fight?".

I'm almost willing to bet that this guy speaks my native, but trying to reverse-engineer anything that went through google translate wrong is just PITA. And google translate is notorioulsy bad at operating with loads of slang added on top of language above average to work with in terms of difficulty of automated translation.

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
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