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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#41 - 2012-10-29 17:04:29 UTC
Bacon is the epitome of all the is great in the free world. As the God/s look down upon our lack luster world, he/she/they take solace and pride in his/her/their creation, that is Bacon. Bacon represents a utopian alternate world lost to us, but allows us the opportunity, nay, the privilege to savor this heavenly treat.



If the God/s allow one heavenly gift, thankfully it was BACON.



ISD Cyberdyne

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#42 - 2012-10-29 17:07:46 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Name one food bacon can't improve. Go on, give it a shot.

Bacon is glorious.


Cheese.

I really don't get the whole bacon and cheese thing.


Blasphemy, burn the heretic. Pirate

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#43 - 2012-10-29 17:14:08 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Name one food bacon can't improve. Go on, give it a shot.

Bacon is glorious.


Cheese.

I really don't get the whole bacon and cheese thing.


Blasphemy, burn the heretic. Pirate


No no. You make him a bacon and cheese sandwich and show him the error of his ways.

For everyone must know the glory that is bacon.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

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Elias Greyhand
#44 - 2012-10-29 17:17:53 UTC
Oh don't get me wrong, I love me some bacon but in my mind bacon and cheese don't go together.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#45 - 2012-10-29 17:19:26 UTC
Are you on of these strange folks that don't like tuna and cheese as well?

:drool: Tuna, cheese and red onion in a crusty baguette

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Elias Greyhand
#46 - 2012-10-29 17:32:43 UTC
I have no liking for tuna in any fashion.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#47 - 2012-10-29 17:37:45 UTC
Bacon, bacon salt, Baconaise, bacon vodka, hell even canadian bacon. There is nothing not to like here. Bacon makes other foods worth eating and solves the worlds problems.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-10-29 17:39:05 UTC
Ham and cheese go well together on a cold sandwich.

Bacon and cooked cheese are ok on toast

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Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-10-29 17:51:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Kitty Bear
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Name one food bacon can't improve. Go on, give it a shot.

Bacon is glorious.



Cream Cake! (specifically a Victoria Sponge Cream CAEK!)
Rhubard/Apple Crumble & Custard
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#50 - 2012-10-29 18:30:02 UTC
Get money, **** bitches, eat meat, go to space

human alpha race superior to the pig.

If the pig didn't want to be eaten, it would declare war and rebel against us. Until then, I plan to bring a few pigs up into space, against their will (if they HAD a will) and begin breeding them to make ZERO-GEE Bacon! More bacon per square in inch then terrstrial bacon. Make HUGE space stations built JUST to MANUFACTURE animals for slaughter.

srs, **** animals.

Until they build a rocket ship, I couldn't give one less **** about them.

In closing..

ZERO GEE SPACE BACON!!!!
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-10-29 18:42:04 UTC
Metal Icarus wrote:
Get money, **** bitches, eat meat, go to space

human alpha race superior to the pig.

If the pig didn't want to be eaten, it would declare war and rebel against us. Until then, I plan to bring a few pigs up into space, against their will (if they HAD a will) and begin breeding them to make ZERO-GEE Bacon! More bacon per square in inch then terrstrial bacon. Make HUGE space stations built JUST to MANUFACTURE animals for slaughter.

srs, **** animals.

Until they build a rocket ship, I couldn't give one less **** about them.

In closing..

ZERO GEE SPACE BACON!!!!


You have me hooked.

But I am missing the Lasers.

Lasers make everything more awesome.

Could we have ZERO GEE SPACE BACON WITH FRIGGIN LAZORS please?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#52 - 2012-10-29 19:06:16 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Metal Icarus wrote:
Get money, **** bitches, eat meat, go to space

human alpha race superior to the pig.

If the pig didn't want to be eaten, it would declare war and rebel against us. Until then, I plan to bring a few pigs up into space, against their will (if they HAD a will) and begin breeding them to make ZERO-GEE Bacon! More bacon per square in inch then terrstrial bacon. Make HUGE space stations built JUST to MANUFACTURE animals for slaughter.

srs, **** animals.

Until they build a rocket ship, I couldn't give one less **** about them.

In closing..

ZERO GEE SPACE BACON!!!!


You have me hooked.

But I am missing the Lasers.

Lasers make everything more awesome.

Could we have ZERO GEE SPACE BACON WITH FRIGGIN LAZORS please?


For an added convienence fee of course... (the bacon will be cooked using space lazors anyways) I mean, we could charge more if we put a sticker on it....

How about "Now with less humane treatment!" I am sure that would add more flavor...
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#53 - 2012-10-29 19:25:45 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Name one food bacon can't improve. Go on, give it a shot.

Bacon is glorious.

Bacon and .. and ... beets?!?
Bacon and chocolate pudding...
<-- tuna haters club
BLT with cheese is magical though Lol

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#54 - 2012-10-29 19:28:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenneth O'Hara
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Name one food bacon can't improve. Go on, give it a shot.

Bacon is glorious.

Challenge Accepted!

edit: just read the 1 comment on this article. I just wanna say "just because it exist, it does not mean that it is good".

Other thoughts...
http://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you/

http://bites.today.com/_news/2011/07/15/7089859-fear-of-frying-raw-bacon-hogs-spotlight-at-fancy-food-show?lite

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MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
#55 - 2012-10-30 03:32:45 UTC
Bacon is mediocre. I eat cracklins.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2012-10-30 03:39:52 UTC
After Denny's Baconalia I can't say bacon isn't the food of the gods. They made me a bacon sundae damnit! Big smile

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2012-10-30 03:41:30 UTC
Astenion wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Astenion wrote:
Pancetta > bacon

Seriously, people. If you're gonna jerk off to bacon like the million other sheep because it's somehow fashionable on the internet to proclaim your love for bacon, at least eat the good type of bacon: pancetta.

Breakfast bacon is like eating air by comparison.


Pork belly is the peasant's cut of the meat. Take your poor people's tastes elsewhere, whelp


Um, bacon IS pork belly, genius. It can be cut and mixed with the side and backstrap, but the crap you buy in the US is almost all pork belly. You've obviously never had pancetta. Keep eating that turrible store-bought, oversalted, non-cured, unseasoned pork fat.

I won't even mention speck, as you're clearly unworthy, Philistine. Lol


Pancetta isn't smoked like normal bacon. Take your freakish meat elsewhere, pleb

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#58 - 2012-10-30 13:09:08 UTC
Bacon Shortage Plan

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Jesuis Cache-Cache
#59 - 2012-10-30 13:25:44 UTC
Bacon is so good, I put some on my head and my tongue beat my brains out trying to get to it...

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#60 - 2012-10-30 13:30:15 UTC
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Bacon is so good, I put some on my head and my tongue beat my brains out trying to get to it...

That causes brain cancer, just fyi.

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