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Crime & Punishment

 
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GOONS, YOUR TIME IS UP!

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Dohickey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#61 - 2011-10-19 06:41:25 UTC
Ziggy Soarer wrote:
Excuse my englisch is not good.
Stupid Kightmare droogs war dec us in the middle of alliance negotiations haha.
Now they not trying to push around little corps but big alliance.
They talk big but soon their wrecks will decorate Hi Sec, I look forward.

Come children, fly your pretty ships to us, we make them go "pop" and sparkle good.



Waiting...
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#62 - 2011-10-19 06:43:44 UTC
Cerisia wrote:
Ngoa wrote:
If you morons had the cameraderie to successfully fight back against getting ganked you wouldnt spend all your time mining ice in empire soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Oh gosh!

Didn't hit a nerve did I?


Confirming nerve hit.

Assumptions about the nature of high sec dwellers reveal lack of self esteem, even though dedicated high sec farmers are beyond awful.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Shriven89
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#63 - 2011-10-19 07:50:09 UTC
Whilst Ziggy cloak Tristan'd at us, we killed an all shield boost amps and booster Raven, and a Damnation without a point and T2 plates.

Good thing they had their defence wing prepped.
Ngoa
Fight Against Boredom
#64 - 2011-10-19 08:56:58 UTC
Shriven89 wrote:
Whilst Ziggy cloak Tristan'd at us, we killed an all shield boost amps and booster Raven, and a Damnation without a point and T2 plates.

Good thing they had their defence wing prepped.


the miners have a defencewing


scared
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2011-10-19 09:13:58 UTC
Hang on, just a minute....

One side is popping defenceless, sometimes even clueless miners to serve the attention ho needs of a peg fetishist who looks like he can't take a punch.
The other side is going to try to organise against this by scratching together a force probably already riddled with spais and blue shooters.

You gotta admit, one side is doing something epic in difficulty.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#66 - 2011-10-19 09:37:17 UTC
I lost it at "defense wing"

That convo is priceless.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Istyn
Freight Club
#67 - 2011-10-19 09:43:46 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Hang on, just a minute....

One side is popping defenceless, sometimes even clueless miners to serve the attention ho needs of a peg fetishist who looks like he can't take a punch.
The other side is going to try to organise against this by scratching together a force probably already riddled with spais and blue shooters.

You gotta admit, one side is doing something epic in difficulty.





This was an accidental dec, we war decced a random corp who were in the middle of the 24 hour stasis period for joining an alliance - next thing I know I've got those evemails about Goon resistance, so no spies or blue-shooters.

Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#68 - 2011-10-19 09:49:19 UTC
lol they are gonna **** goons i am sure of it Big smile

LOLALLIANCE
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#69 - 2011-10-19 09:50:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Skippermonkey
Istyn wrote:
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Hang on, just a minute....

One side is popping defenceless, sometimes even clueless miners to serve the attention ho needs of a peg fetishist who looks like he can't take a punch.
The other side is going to try to organise against this by scratching together a force probably already riddled with spais and blue shooters.

You gotta admit, one side is doing something epic in difficulty.





This was an accidental dec, we war decced a random corp who were in the middle of the 24 hour stasis period for joining an alliance - next thing I know I've got those evemails about Goon resistance, so no spies or blue-shooters.



DOOD - he's talking about the 'resistance' vs goons

not us Sad


self flagellating myself as i type this, i should know better than to try and correct my CEO :'(

..it hurts



ow

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Opusmind
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#70 - 2011-10-19 09:58:57 UTC
Posting in an epic thread!

Want to see more chatlogs containing Istyn vs The Clusterbunny leader! Pirate

Opusmind

Istyn
Freight Club
#71 - 2011-10-19 10:02:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Istyn
I'll try to get some but now whenever I invite him I just get 'WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT, **** OFF' and was blocked by most of them. :(

Skippermonkey wrote:


self flagellating myself as i type this, i should know better than to try and correct my CEO :'(


Damn right.
Opusmind
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#72 - 2011-10-19 10:27:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Opusmind
Istyn wrote:
I'll try to get some but now whenever I invite him I just get 'WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT, **** OFF' and was blocked by most of them. :(


Don't you have alts?

It's going to be interesting following the war between Team1 and Team2 for sure.

Of course they won't go to 0.0.
Their (or his) plan is more likely that they will form big gatecamps in highsec.

I just wonder how he plans spotting the gankers who's in NPC corps.

Opusmind

SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#73 - 2011-10-19 10:36:39 UTC
That's funny cause gatecamps are mostly useless (Oh, see what I did there ? Cool) since we're already wardecced by a few mercenary corps (The Orphanage, Moar Tears and such), and that means we won't move our ships during the wardecs. Just the pods. The neutral orcas will deal with supplying the front lines :p
Istyn
Freight Club
#74 - 2011-10-19 10:37:08 UTC
Opusmind wrote:
Istyn wrote:
I'll try to get some but now whenever I invite him I just get 'WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT, **** OFF' and was blocked by most of them. :(


Don't you have alts?


I DON'T BRAIN GOOD IN THE MORNING
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#75 - 2011-10-19 11:13:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Tallian Saotome
You know, we started discussing this in my corp...

We never finished, half of us had to go to the hospital because we were laughing so had, and the other half drowned, they were drooling over the killmails sure to result so much.

I hope your happy OP, you are now a murderer!

Edit: they started without us!

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Opusmind
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#76 - 2011-10-19 11:55:31 UTC
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2011-10-19 12:31:17 UTC
Gossamer DT wrote:
So wait, hold up, don't miners idk mine ore that can build ships?

why do you need isk if your all ready holding a ton of ore?

hummm massive isk scam forming here...


I smell scam too. Gotta admire the effort tho. Really believable.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#78 - 2011-10-19 12:56:43 UTC
Thread cleaned.

Please stay on topic, thank you.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer

Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#79 - 2011-10-19 13:52:10 UTC
Skeith Oumis wrote:
Oh great pubbies, with your hilarious faction fit ships and lack of proper fleet mechanics

Please grant upon us your fields of salvage, with their federation navy webs and corpus A-Types

So that we may becometh fat and rich off the backs of your hilarious lossmails

so sayeth the lord on to me

amen


Blew coffee all over my keyboardLol. You Sir had a momentary stroke of comedic genius, well done.
Ps for all you smartasses coffee is not my boyfriend...& I'm not into dudes. I've posted enough to have the foresight that comment may bring some heat lol.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.

Istyn
Freight Club
#80 - 2011-10-19 14:02:56 UTC