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Miners Unite to Fight the New Order!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#141 - 2012-10-28 21:15:35 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
So why do members of the new order hide in npc corps?
Should not they wear their conviction on their chest and fly high the colors of progress?
Do they think that by skulking about amongst unwashed masses their message shall be heard?
I say NO!
Their tactics of bumping paint themselves clearly as washed up fighters to timid to even suicide gank a miner.
If they were so prgogressive and forward thinking, they should cleanse New Eden with Artillery and blaster.
With a smile on their face and the support and cheering of all.
But they do not.
They run, they cower in npc corps, they refuse to settle as men or even as a woman.
They scurry as vermin, nipping at ankles, and spreading rot and decay.


Confirming that as a part-time miner bumper, I am hiding in an NPC corp.
On a side note, you're welcome to settle with me anytime. Simply declare war.

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Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#142 - 2012-10-28 21:17:26 UTC
Pan Miller wrote:
The sad little man known as James 315 has raised 21 BILLION ISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I invested 10b into Somer blink last night and cashed out with 22b 30 minutes later. Might do it again today and see if I can raise my winnings to 21b in another 30 minutes.

Without bumping anyone.

Quote:

DEATH TO THE NEW ORDER!

Will I need to log or fly something?

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Vanyr Andrard
VacuumTube
#143 - 2012-10-28 21:24:14 UTC
Touval Lysander wrote:
Pan Miller wrote:
The sad little man known as James 315 has raised 21 BILLION ISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I invested 10b into Somer blink last night and cashed out with 22b 30 minutes later. Might do it again today and see if I can raise my winnings to 21b in another 30 minutes.

Without bumping anyone.

Quote:

DEATH TO THE NEW ORDER!

Will I need to log or fly something?



I win between 4-6 billion US dollars per year playing scratch-em-lottery tickets. Just hope no one else figures out the moneymaking potential of this simple activity. You're guaranteed to win in the long term! They set it up that way to encourage repeat business.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#144 - 2012-10-28 21:30:08 UTC
Pan Miller wrote:
Jeez people, we have to put our money where our mouth is! Prove we aren't the wimps they assume we are!

Every ISK I recieve will go DIRECTLY to killing and podding these brain-dead agents. That's the only way! If we start podding them and COSTING THEM REAL MONEY, they will realize this boring cowardly behavior is EXPENSIVE as well!


How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?

Oh god.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#145 - 2012-10-28 21:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
NEONOVUS wrote:
So why do members of the new order hide in npc corps?

On the whole, they don't. I'm a part time bumper, my bumping alt was in an NPC corp, I assumed that this question would come up so I pre-emptively created a corp for him.

Quote:
Should not they wear their conviction on their chest and fly high the colors of progress?

We do wear our conviction on our chests, as we travel through various systems we announce our presence and intents loudly and proudly.

Quote:
Their tactics of bumping paint themselves clearly as washed up fighters to timid to even suicide gank a miner.If they were so progressive and forward thinking, they should cleanse New Eden with Artillery and blaster.With a smile on their face and the support and cheering of all

Nope, we are perfectly willing and able to cleanse the belts with blasterfire, however we reserve that action for special circumstances involving particularly belligerent and undesirable dissenters. We prefer a message of peace and enlightenment, in your case however I for one would be willing to just gank you and be done with it. We also smile and giggle like little schoolgirls when we do inflict a righteous gank upon a deserving miner.

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They run, they cower in npc corps, they refuse to settle as men or even as a woman.

Once again just to beat the point home, see my reply to your first point, also your wording seems to indicate that you believe women are not as capable as men, I do believe that one of the GSF FC's is both a woman and extremely competent at it.

Quote:
They scurry as vermin, nipping at ankles, and spreading rot and decay.

Sounds like miners to me.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#146 - 2012-10-28 21:35:29 UTC
Some Rando wrote:
Pan Miller wrote:
Jeez people, we have to put our money where our mouth is! Prove we aren't the wimps they assume we are!

You need to provide some content first, and the forums are not the place to do that. Show us what we're paying for; James has (and it's ******* hilarious).

I don't think you can provide as awesome (player driven) content as James 315 has.

His genius is demonstrated aptly by the fact that he uses you, the miners, as a way to create content for us. By mean of the tears, humorous inability to affect change and so on, of course.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#147 - 2012-10-28 21:37:20 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
We also smile and giggle like little schoolgirls when we do inflict a righteous gank upon a deserving miner.
Quote:
They run, they cower in npc corps, they refuse to settle as men or even as a woman.

Once again just to beat the point home, see my reply to your first point, also your wording seems to indicate that you believe women are not as capable as men, I do believe that one of the GSF FC's is both a woman and extremely competent at it.

The Sky Marshall, yes.

I must say, though, that when it comes to smiling and giggling, little schoolgirls are the ~best~ at it. You try beating them at that.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
TheTrue Acolyte
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#148 - 2012-10-28 21:40:39 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:

How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?


Mysterious and many are the workings of the Saviour of HiSec, for his spirit is everywhere, save in hearts that are impure...those that like it not should surely gnash their teeth, rend their garments and stay at the keyboard whilst playing the game.

The Saviour of HiSec is filled with love and mercy, whether you show thanks for his efforts or not.

Also, the New Order has none of a "rapish" aspect, for thou art surely asking for it.

The way and the life of HiSec. Heed the Code and achieve everlasting mining cycles:

http://www.minerbumping.com
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#149 - 2012-10-28 21:45:37 UTC
TheTrue Acolyte wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:

How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?


Mysterious and many are the workings of the Saviour of HiSec, for his spirit is everywhere, save in hearts that are impure...those that like it not should surely gnash their teeth, rend their garments and stay at the keyboard whilst playing the game.

The Saviour of HiSec is filled with love and mercy, whether you show thanks for his efforts or not.

Also, the New Order has none of a "rapish" aspect, for thou art surely asking for it.


I lolled, if it is sarcasm, it's still funny as hell.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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#150 - 2012-10-28 21:49:45 UTC
Blake Gates Heleneto wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
As a member of the belligerently undesirable group that the OP is complaining about, if a bunch of miners can actually team up to provide some meaningful content, instead of hammering away at chunks of ice all day, then more power to them.

That would mean that some of the aims of the New Order have been accomplished, we will have forced you to be aware that Eve is a social game where both actions and inactions have consequences. Currently some Ice miners are guilty of inaction, the consequences are that they get bumped, the inaction in this case is twofold, one is failure to purchase a permit, the other is a failure to actually play the game instead of plugging away at inexhaustible resources.



What gives you the right to think you can force upon your own dumbass "idea" of how this great game of Eve should be played? Mining is a very viable career choice for many players. If that's how THEY want to play, who are you to say they aren't "actually playing the game"? Your one-sided, flawed logic is almost laughable. Except I feel sorry for you Sad



What gives me the right? What gives me the right?!?!?

BECAUSE I'M BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN YOU!

As they say where I'm from: "Do somtin' 'bout it."

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#151 - 2012-10-28 21:49:52 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
TheTrue Acolyte wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:

How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?

Mysterious and many are the workings of the Saviour of HiSec, for his spirit is everywhere, save in hearts that are impure...those that like it not should surely gnash their teeth, rend their garments and stay at the keyboard whilst playing the game.

The Saviour of HiSec is filled with love and mercy, whether you show thanks for his efforts or not.

Also, the New Order has none of a "rapish" aspect, for thou art surely asking for it.


I lolled, if it is sarcasm, it's still funny as hell.

It is indeed damn good.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#152 - 2012-10-28 21:51:51 UTC
TheTrue Acolyte wrote:
Also, the New Order has none of a "rapish" aspect, for thou art surely asking for it.


I'm not sure what you're implying.

Oh god.
Pan Miller
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#153 - 2012-10-28 21:55:38 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Pan Miller wrote:
Jeez people, we have to put our money where our mouth is! Prove we aren't the wimps they assume we are!

Every ISK I recieve will go DIRECTLY to killing and podding these brain-dead agents. That's the only way! If we start podding them and COSTING THEM REAL MONEY, they will realize this boring cowardly behavior is EXPENSIVE as well!


How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?


Well, I suppose you can't know that, but go ahead, let your fear of him further dictate your lives!

(throws hands up)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#154 - 2012-10-28 21:57:53 UTC
Pan Miller wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Pan Miller wrote:
Jeez people, we have to put our money where our mouth is! Prove we aren't the wimps they assume we are!

Every ISK I recieve will go DIRECTLY to killing and podding these brain-dead agents. That's the only way! If we start podding them and COSTING THEM REAL MONEY, they will realize this boring cowardly behavior is EXPENSIVE as well!

How do we know you're not just a James315 alt trying to raise even more money from miners to use against them?

Well, I suppose you can't know that, but go ahead, let your fear of him further dictate your lives!

(throws hands up)

Too bad I guess.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#155 - 2012-10-28 21:59:41 UTC
I mined Ice in Deninard for two weeks in anticipation of the blobs of Destroyers. And I don't even need Gallente Ice.

They never came.
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2012-10-28 22:02:05 UTC
Sisohiv wrote:
I mined Ice in Deninard for two weeks in anticipation of the blobs of Destroyers. And I don't even need Gallente Ice.

They never came.

Confirming that you're a special snowflake. My advice: Keep mining ICE there.

CCP has no sense of humour.
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#157 - 2012-10-28 22:15:47 UTC
Some Rando wrote:
Sisohiv wrote:
I mined Ice in Deninard for two weeks in anticipation of the blobs of Destroyers. And I don't even need Gallente Ice.

They never came.

Confirming that you're a special snowflake. My advice: Keep mining ICE there.


Screw that. I went back to Rich Plag and Dense Veld. I need Trit and pyrite. Those Abaddon's aint gonna build them selves.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#158 - 2012-10-28 22:16:30 UTC
Sisohiv wrote:
Some Rando wrote:
Sisohiv wrote:
I mined Ice in Deninard for two weeks in anticipation of the blobs of Destroyers. And I don't even need Gallente Ice.

They never came.

Confirming that you're a special snowflake. My advice: Keep mining ICE there.

Screw that. I went back to Rich Plag and Dense Veld. I need Trit and pyrite. Those Abaddon's aint gonna build them selves.

Abaddon, huh.

Where do you use them...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#159 - 2012-10-28 22:20:11 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Sisohiv wrote:
Some Rando wrote:
Sisohiv wrote:
I mined Ice in Deninard for two weeks in anticipation of the blobs of Destroyers. And I don't even need Gallente Ice.

They never came.

Confirming that you're a special snowflake. My advice: Keep mining ICE there.

Screw that. I went back to Rich Plag and Dense Veld. I need Trit and pyrite. Those Abaddon's aint gonna build them selves.

Abaddon, huh.

Where do you use them...


Why, you gonna come get me?

Use a tracking agent like the rest of us nub,
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#160 - 2012-10-28 22:20:15 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
We also smile and giggle like little schoolgirls when we do inflict a righteous gank upon a deserving miner.
Quote:
They run, they cower in npc corps, they refuse to settle as men or even as a woman.

Once again just to beat the point home, see my reply to your first point, also your wording seems to indicate that you believe women are not as capable as men, I do believe that one of the GSF FC's is both a woman and extremely competent at it.

The Sky Marshall, yes.

I must say, though, that when it comes to smiling and giggling, little schoolgirls are the ~best~ at it. You try beating them at that.

I have a 13 year old daughter. She can make me feel foolish just by batting her eyelids and uttering the tiniest "guffaw".

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."