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AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#41 - 2012-10-24 13:21:42 UTC
Selinate wrote:
AlleyKat wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I'm a lifeguard


AH!

NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'.

kudos sir.

AK


I think Surfin is actually a girl...


lol

can anyone help me get this foot out of my mouth?

It's upto the ankle this time...

This space for rent.
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#42 - 2012-10-24 13:48:37 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?".


Titan?! That's a thorax!


I love my blaster. Once you get up and personal it's very deadly. Bear
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#43 - 2012-10-24 15:16:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?".


Titan?! That's a thorax!



Better a Thorax than a Celestis.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Hedian
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-10-25 10:37:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Hedian
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
AlleyKat wrote:
Two weeks in Ibiza.

You come back without getting any; become a monk.

AK


I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Big smile


Denmark.

If you can't get it there, you got issues.




the thought of some american gun nut having his willy in one of my people is sickining. Please keep these things to yourself.

Just thinking of the abomination that could be created. the child burst forth from the mothers womb "Waaaagh Rush Limbaugh for president waaaagh"

the doctors would have to put it down :(
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-10-25 12:29:58 UTC
Hedian wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
AlleyKat wrote:
Two weeks in Ibiza.

You come back without getting any; become a monk.

AK


I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Big smile


Denmark.

If you can't get it there, you got issues.




the thought of some american gun nut having his willy in one of my people is sickining. Please keep these things to yourself.

Just thinking of the abomination that could be created. the child burst forth from the mothers womb "Waaaagh Rush Limbaugh for president waaaagh"

the doctors would have to put it down :(


Rush Limbaugh?? Naw...

Glen Beck would be better Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Lord breathenstein
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-10-26 15:49:49 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-10-27 15:45:26 UTC
Lord breathenstein wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.

i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-10-27 16:32:58 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Lord breathenstein wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.

i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species


That's asking how to get laid on an internet spaceship forum Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2012-10-27 22:19:48 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Lord breathenstein wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.

i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species


That's asking how to get laid on an internet spaceship forum Straight

and i don't need reminding of that thank you so very very much
Elias Greyhand
#50 - 2012-10-29 16:19:14 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Lord breathenstein wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.

i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species


I am both incredibly intolerant of and also have a low opinion of the human species.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#51 - 2012-10-29 21:45:45 UTC
The question is:

What are your standards?

If what you've said about yourself is accurate and you're wanting some really hot girl to give it up, then you're probably wishing too high.

I'm sure, in school, you know some OCD, geeky girls. They're probably posting the same type of questions on other forums.

Find them & talk to them. You may find something far more rewarding then just a quick screw that will be no more than a memory and not likely to occur again for some time.

Also - use your head and think of this stuff for yourself. If you rely on e-people to tell you how to live your life and what decisions to make, then you are in for a really rough ride.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#52 - 2012-10-29 21:56:15 UTC
Im still in disbelief that this question was even asked on THIS forum.... I....have no words.... wow.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
thekiller2002us
The J8sters
#53 - 2012-10-29 22:43:13 UTC  |  Edited by: thekiller2002us
I'm just going to put this out there, sex is one of the most over-rated subjects. I have sex for 4 years. I have had some great sex, BUT after a while its just...well... normal and nothing spectacular or out of the ordinary.

at the end of the day, you aren't missing out on anything m@*****@**on cant fix. the solution for a mans basic sexual urge or as I would argue- one of mans most basic needs. which leads me onto the topic-

should male prisoners be allowed to have sex with their wives or partners to meet this basic need- which I would argue against as m@*****@**on is a way of achieving this, except possibly for disabled men- which leads onto another debate ...

Whether a disabled man (or men unable to m@*****@**) should be allowed to procure the services of a prostitute to meet this sexual need. I'd like to highlight here that if a man does not m@*****@**on or have sex for a period of time his body will ejaculate anyway (through wet dreams, or even by getting extremely aroused)
(though it is quite rare that men can ejaculate whilst conscious and without physical arousal of the p*****)

getting back to the point and straight to core with what the issue is- concerning a person who has a social disorder, my argument is that are like every other man on this planet and need to ej****te and my advice is that you achieve that in anyway you need to. I'd tell you to seek a sex therapist if you think that its effecting your mental state.

what doesn't help the situation is the media/ internet/ sex culture portraying male virgins as losers and bottom of the social heap when in fact male virgins (even at the age of 40+) are not that rare.

my job irl relates with this subject so yeah, most people cringe at the topic of serious sex talk (other sex talk such as sharing p*** sites, and the millions of internet p*** meme's dont count as serious sex talk Lol




*edit for the large number of swearwords i didn't know i had used lol

I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal..
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2012-10-29 22:51:58 UTC
How do you have sex for 4 years? Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
thekiller2002us
The J8sters
#55 - 2012-10-29 22:55:53 UTC
Conjoined twins connected at the waist

I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal..
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-10-29 23:13:12 UTC
1, 2 & 4 don't post threads like this.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2012-10-29 23:26:13 UTC
thekiller2002us wrote:
Conjoined twins connected at the waist


Yay incest! Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Elias Greyhand
#58 - 2012-10-30 00:08:18 UTC
Sex is like drinking.

Seems a great idea before hand and during but often ends leaving a sour tast, and you hope you have nothing to show for it.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-10-30 00:14:22 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Sex is like drinking.

Seems a great idea before hand and during but often ends leaving a sour tast, and you hope you have nothing to show for it.


How is that like drinking?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Le Badass
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2012-10-30 15:46:46 UTC
I'm surprised nobody brought up The Game yet. Especially on a nerd forum :D