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Eve online "Your mom Jokes"

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Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#81 - 2012-10-26 07:05:08 UTC
Your momma is so rare, that she sends an alt to post on the forums.

Your momma is so Sansha - that duct tape can't help its ugliness.

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again
Bubanni
Corus Aerospace
#82 - 2012-10-26 07:14:25 UTC
Your momma is so fat, she isn't allowed in high sec
Your momma is so fat, blackholes orbit her.
Your momma is so fat, Jita 4-4 is anchored around her.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 50 freighters to move her.
Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped through a wormhole, all wormholes in eve collapsed.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 80 jumps to get from her head to her ass

Supercap nerf - change ewar immunity https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=194759 Module activation delay! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1180934
Borascus
#83 - 2012-10-26 07:36:02 UTC
Your momma is so fat, I'm surprised its not you.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#84 - 2012-10-26 07:39:20 UTC
You momma is so fat, her capsule looks like a large gas container.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Signal11th
#85 - 2012-10-26 07:44:17 UTC
Yo mama so fat the CFC still can't blueball enough to take her on.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#86 - 2012-10-26 07:46:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Yo momma is so ugly even the Goons won't gank her.

You momma is so ugly even Sansha would not kidnap her.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#87 - 2012-10-26 08:06:33 UTC
your mommas so fat when she undocks scotty needs friends and a prying bar

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#88 - 2012-10-26 09:35:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Dilligafmofo
Your Momma's so fat she has a customs office on her shoulder


Your Momma's so fat it takes 3 warp disruption bubbles to stop her getting to the fridge
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
#89 - 2012-10-26 09:38:11 UTC
I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with.
CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#90 - 2012-10-26 09:38:41 UTC
Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.

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Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#91 - 2012-10-26 09:40:03 UTC
F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Blink
luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#92 - 2012-10-26 09:41:22 UTC
Your mom is so fat she started aligning in beta and is still at it.

http://i.imgur.com/1dl4DM6.jpg
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
#93 - 2012-10-26 09:52:29 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Blink


Your irrefutable proof. Blink
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#94 - 2012-10-26 09:59:05 UTC
F'elch wrote:
Dilligafmofo wrote:
F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Blink


Your irrefutable proof. Blink



Thanks piglet Lol
Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
#95 - 2012-10-26 10:09:59 UTC
Your mom is so fat she has a hotdog stand for bed table...

Your mom is so ugly the Moa looks like a beauty queen in comparison...

Your mom is so fat a black hole is created every time she farts...
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
#96 - 2012-10-26 10:20:55 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
F'elch wrote:
Dilligafmofo wrote:
F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Blink


Your irrefutable proof. Blink



Thanks piglet Lol


OK that did make me lol. I'll give you that one.
Feer Truelight
#97 - 2012-10-26 10:54:06 UTC
Yo moma's so fat, even when all of Goonswarm and -A- suicide-ganks her she'll survive with 93% shield.

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Rogue Bomber
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#98 - 2012-10-26 11:36:31 UTC
yo momma so fat she uses an ark as a suppository! Shocked

Yo momma so fat i was counting stars and realized it was dimples on her ass! Oops

Yo momma so fat when she spins in station she causes gravity! What?
Rogue Bomber
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#99 - 2012-10-26 11:38:04 UTC
F'elch wrote:
I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with.


yo momma fat?
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#100 - 2012-10-26 11:38:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.

(Sorry, maths jokes. >.<)

Edit: Yo mama so fat she farts Hawking Radiation.

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