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ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance 2,981
ISD Suvetar ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 2,981	#61 - 2012-10-26 00:31:50 UTC 9 Yo momma's so lazy, she clone jumps to change the TV. [b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance 7,710
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 7,710	#62 - 2012-10-26 00:49:11 UTC 12 Yo mama so dumb, she never has to update her clone. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Senior Lead Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Venerated Stars 352
Shizuken Venerated Stars Likes received: 352	#63 - 2012-10-26 00:53:49 UTC 5 Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium.


ISD Suvetar ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 2,981	#64 - 2012-10-26 01:00:17 UTC 12 Shizuken wrote: Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium. Your momma's so dumb, she thought Technetium was Amarrian for 'Dance music'. [b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Binaerie Heavy Industries 137
Clystan Binaerie Heavy Industries Likes received: 137	#65 - 2012-10-26 01:03:07 UTC 5 You momma so fat when she gets the Curse in her Outer Ring she leaves a Stain in her Cauldron.

Ice Fire Warriors 11,726
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#66 - 2012-10-26 01:08:44 UTC 2 Yo momma so NASTY... that Fedos refuse to clean near her. How did you Veterans start?

Shard Industries 477
Evei Shard Shard Industries Likes received: 477	#67 - 2012-10-26 01:27:34 UTC Yo mamma is so loose, the Gallente Pleasure Hubs went out of business Profit favors the prepared

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 399
Gorn Arming Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 399	#68 - 2012-10-26 01:29:13 UTC 1 Yo momma's so fat that DBRB showed up to reinforce her.

The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#69 - 2012-10-26 01:32:00 UTC 1 Yo momma is so fat, she found an Avatar in one of her fat folds and ate it thinking it was a cheeto. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 86
Viktor Fel Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 86	#70 - 2012-10-26 02:00:10 UTC YO momma so dumb she accepted a contract from Spaceship Barbie. Who is Viktor Fel? Killboard

Ministry of War Amarr Empire 17
Darrian Sertan Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 17	#71 - 2012-10-26 02:07:09 UTC 3 YO mamma's so fat, not even Capt. Kirk would go where no man has gone before!

Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 5,525
ISD TYPE40 Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire Likes received: 5,525	#72 - 2012-10-26 02:44:09 UTC 6 Yo mommas so fat, EVE is a disc supported by 4 elephants riding on her back. [b]ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1,569
Telegram Sam Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 1,569	#73 - 2012-10-26 02:44:32 UTC Your momma has so many 'gentleman friends,' when she has a party, they call it 'mommageddon.'

352 Industries 163
Darth Skorpius 352 Industries Likes received: 163	#74 - 2012-10-26 03:02:19 UTC yo momma is so fat, she can contest all FW systems. at once. Follow my Adventures in New Eden!

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Shalia Ripper Likes received: 517	#75 - 2012-10-26 03:13:55 UTC Yo momma is so lame, she posted in this thread. Sig blah blah blah blah

Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 256
Hakaimono Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic Likes received: 256	#76 - 2012-10-26 03:24:34 UTC 1 Yo momma so fat that when she enters a system, its an Incursion. Yo momma so slutty that when someone brings a Dominix in Breach, she bends over. Yo momma so dumb that when someone asks her if she's cloaked, she says, "No thank you I'm not cold." Yo momma so ugly DSTON wouldn't even save her.

MinTek Tactical Division 81
Celestra Doxaila MinTek Tactical Division Likes received: 81	#77 - 2012-10-26 06:00:17 UTC 1 You mama has had its stability critically disrupted by the mass of numerous ships passing through and is on the verge of collapse.

Caldari Provisions 56,426
Samoth Egnoled Caldari Provisions Likes received: 56,426	#78 - 2012-10-26 06:18:47 UTC 2 Yo Momma's so fat, i had to jump 3 times in a carrier just to get on her good side.

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 2,736
Abdiel Kavash Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 2,736	#79 - 2012-10-26 06:39:46 UTC \| Edited by: Abdiel Kavash 1 Yo mama's so fat, she collapses any wormhole in one jump. Before she jumps. Yo mama's so fat, she bumps a POS outside its forcefield.

Guardians of Asceticism 668
Thor Kerrigan Guardians of Asceticism Likes received: 668	#80 - 2012-10-26 06:50:38 UTC 3 Your mother is so dumb, she scammed herself in Jita local.

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