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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-10-25 18:06:50 UTC
The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out Straight

http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2 - 2012-10-25 18:13:02 UTC
Well we already countered that by making vampires romantic (well as romantic as a Mormon dares to get) and glittery.

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#3 - 2012-10-25 18:13:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Necran
A truly disturbing turn of events.

Thank you, Surfin, and Kotaku, for bringing us the hard-hitting news the liberal media is too afraid to carry. They just continue feeding homeless people and smoking pot as the Chinese/Vampire alliance grows in strength.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-10-25 19:38:34 UTC
Oh man. No doubt somebody somewhere is now developing a neurotic phobia of being kissed on the neck. Maybe buying turtleneck sweaters, thick mufflers, sharp spikey dog collars.
"Can we go, you know, unprotected just this one time?"
-"Honey, you know I love you, but the turtleneck has to stay on. We can't take any chances."
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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#5 - 2012-10-25 19:46:05 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Oh man. No doubt somebody somewhere is now developing a neurotic phobia of being kissed on the neck.


I know it's reminding me how much i love kissing carotid arteries during sexy time.

Oh, god. What if i've really been a Chinese Vampire all these years? Shocked

Now that i think of it, i do feel Chinese sometimes.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-10-25 20:11:30 UTC
Always wear a raincoat Big smile

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#7 - 2012-10-25 22:00:35 UTC
Wait, do you mean Herzog the poster here? If so, i am disappointed, and didn't mean to join in.

I may not agree with everything he ever said, but he doesn't deserve mockery for having uncommon beliefs.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-10-25 22:17:50 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:

Now that i think of it, i do feel Chinese sometimes.


Thats gonna be illegalised soon - in fact, isnt it now ?

/me loads shotgun and doesnt feed the dogs

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-10-25 22:36:00 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Wait, do you mean Herzog the poster here? If so, i am disappointed, and didn't mean to join in.

I may not agree with everything he ever said, but he doesn't deserve mockery for having uncommon beliefs.


I like Herzog, I figured this is the crazy kind of thing he'd think up if he found the story Big smile

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stoicfaux
#10 - 2012-10-26 01:12:44 UTC
Bah, I invoke Occam's razor. Blaming vampires is for the mindless sheeple who are too infatuated with the supernatural to the point that they'll ignore base human nature.

The real culprit is greed: the groom is now free to remarry and get another dowry.

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2012-10-26 01:39:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out Straight

http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow




In my frikkin dreams....

Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-10-26 03:50:10 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out Straight

http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow




In my frikkin dreams....

Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k.


they still sparkled though, right?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#13 - 2012-10-26 07:10:44 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out Straight

http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow




In my frikkin dreams....

Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k.


they still sparkled though, right?




When my eyes hit the word "sparkled" in the context of vampires, My wiener did an emergency detach and just went on a trip to Nevada and now I'm stuck here having to sit down to pee. Thanks for nothing.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#14 - 2012-10-26 07:58:08 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Bah, I invoke Occam's razor. Blaming vampires is for the mindless sheeple who are too infatuated with the supernatural to the point that they'll ignore base human nature.

The real culprit is greed: the groom is now free to remarry and get another dowry.



Oh so true on the dowry. But killing can be so hard at times.

That is why we are lucky hit men exist. Unfortunately they cost money, which isn't cheap. So vampires are the ticket.

They only care for blood not quick cash, and blood is something the bride has.

Another dowry in the pocket, and no overhead fees.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-10-26 19:15:21 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
The Chinese have allied themselves with the vampires in order to take over America in a scheme to make women too scared to put out Straight

http://kotaku.com/5954777/report-groom-kisses-bride-on-neck-tragically-killing-her?utm_campaign=socialflow_kotaku_facebook&utm_source=kotaku_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow




In my frikkin dreams....

Once upon a time vampires sucked blood, not d**k.


they still sparkled though, right?




When my eyes hit the word "sparkled" in the context of vampires, My wiener did an emergency detach and just went on a trip to Nevada and now I'm stuck here having to sit down to pee. Thanks for nothing.



You need to put that on youtube Shocked

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Alara IonStorm
#16 - 2012-10-26 19:22:33 UTC
The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.

Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.

Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-10-26 19:25:35 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.

Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.

Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.


The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States...

Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject Big smile (language warning, hey it's the Marines...)
http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#18 - 2012-10-26 21:07:46 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.

Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.

Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.


The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States...

Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject Big smile (language warning, hey it's the Marines...)
http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/



Thank God I was USAF.

Had a buddy who was a Ranger - and from him I was told of what a "mushroom stamp" was. I promised biblical-level revenge if I ever woke up with one.


As for the bride, someone might have used an herb we don't know about. But I also recall a Gilligan's Island episode where Ginger tried to kill Gilligan in some dream sequence using poisoned lips.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-10-26 21:09:09 UTC
Uncle Sam's Aerial Fairies huh? Bear

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-10-27 17:21:17 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
The Chinese Lip Artery Pinch.

Hmm... I don't know Surfin your a Marine so you probably have a good handle on Military History.

Has the U.S Military been threatened by anything more Homo Erotic. The repeal of Don't Ask not counting.


The USMC is the most homo erotic organization in the United States...

Here's a Terminal Lance strip on the subject Big smile (language warning, hey it's the Marines...)
http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/



Thank God I was USAF.

Had a buddy who was a Ranger - and from him I was told of what a "mushroom stamp" was. I promised biblical-level revenge if I ever woke up with one.


As for the bride, someone might have used an herb we don't know about. But I also recall a Gilligan's Island episode where Ginger tried to kill Gilligan in some dream sequence using poisoned lips.



LOL I'll bet Ginger's v-neck dress and Mary Ann's shorts are rooted somewhere deep in all of our subconsciouses. From all the time we spent checking them out as horny elementary school kids.