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solo and loveing it 52
Iam a Spy2 solo and loveing it Likes received: 52	#1 - 2012-10-25 06:17:29 UTC 1 ok lets your best your "mom" joke based off eve.

Ice Fire Warriors 11,726
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#2 - 2012-10-25 06:30:02 UTC 11 Yo momma so fat... that she need a cyno to get to the next system! How did you Veterans start?

Section 8. 1,421
KrakizBad Section 8. Likes received: 1,421	#3 - 2012-10-25 06:31:16 UTC 6 Yo momma so stupid she didn't pay 10M to James315.

Phoenix Rise Industries 11
Shogun Horowitz Phoenix Rise Industries Likes received: 11	#4 - 2012-10-25 06:32:51 UTC 7 Your momma's so fat, she doesn't sit around the captains quaters, she sits AROUND the captains quarters. It's just business.

Zero Wine 609
Touval Lysander Zero Wine Likes received: 609	#5 - 2012-10-25 06:35:52 UTC \| Edited by: Touval Lysander 2 Your momma so fat, she IS the captains quarters. He's got nowhere else to sit. "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."

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bufnitza calatoare Likes received: 169	#6 - 2012-10-25 06:36:41 UTC 6 Yo momma's so fat she has her own dedicated node.


ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#7 - 2012-10-25 06:39:56 UTC 17 Yo momma so UGLY... that when the Moa saw her, it felt pretty. How did you Veterans start?

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Azumi Zimu Likes received: 160	#8 - 2012-10-25 06:46:00 UTC 3 Yo momma such a whore her vagina is a Minmatar Outpost

ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance 7,710
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 7,710	#9 - 2012-10-25 06:48:31 UTC 9 Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Senior Lead Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

State War Academy Caldari State 3,457
Scatim Helicon State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 3,457	#10 - 2012-10-25 06:50:42 UTC 17 Touval Lysander wrote: Your momma so fat, she IS the captains quarters. He's got nowhere else to sit. Your mom's so fat that they had to make her Captain's Quarters into Captain's Halves. Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.

Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 270
Joelleaveek Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 270	#11 - 2012-10-25 06:54:54 UTC 4 Yo mama's so fat....something about a titan.


Iam a Spy2 solo and loveing it Likes received: 52	#12 - 2012-10-25 07:00:51 UTC 6 ok i give it a shot You mommy so fat a titan can doomsday only half her butt.

Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 5,525
ISD TYPE40 Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire Likes received: 5,525	#13 - 2012-10-25 07:02:30 UTC 25 Yo mommas so fat CCP included a new graphics option "Sun is occluded by yo momma". Got that from EVE Radio [b]ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Wazan Tme Inc. Corelum Syndicate 27
D4mane Wazan Tme Inc. Corelum Syndicate Likes received: 27	#14 - 2012-10-25 07:08:59 UTC 13 Yo moma's so fat that she's still stuck in the Eve Gate.

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Feer Truelight Likes received: 202	#15 - 2012-10-25 08:13:25 UTC 5 Yo moma's so fat she uses a Titan as a Capsule. 8/7/2006 3:39:36 PM UTC FreeCCP Promotional Game Time 7 Days Paid 6/1/2012 5:48:57 PM UTC PayPal 1 x 1 Month EVE Subscription + Signup €19.95 Paid CCP took 6 years to convert me to a (still) paying subscriber :)

Exotic Dancers Union Hatakani Trade Winds Combine 707
Rovinia Exotic Dancers Union Hatakani Trade Winds Combine Likes received: 707	#16 - 2012-10-25 08:15:19 UTC 6 Your momma's so fat, the stations starts orbiting her as soon as she undocks.

The Lemon Party 541
Graic Gabtar The Lemon Party Likes received: 541	#17 - 2012-10-25 08:19:47 UTC 1 Sorry, is this the Likes and Get Likes thread or the Verb the Avatar above you one?

State War Academy Caldari State 1,412
Muad 'dib State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 1,412	#18 - 2012-10-25 08:22:30 UTC \| Edited by: Muad 'dib 1 your mothers freighter is so huge that her cargo has the space whalers out trying to sink her your momma so fat that when she sits around her quarters, she sits around her quarters Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company 1,723
Shederov Blood Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company Likes received: 1,723	#19 - 2012-10-25 08:26:22 UTC 2 Your mom is an ISD!! runs and hides Who put the goat in there?

Perkone Caldari State 300
Colonel Xaven Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 300	#20 - 2012-10-25 08:43:43 UTC 3 Your mom is so fat, we call her Jita 4-4. www.facebook.com/RazorAlliance

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